What are some good "pick-up lines"?
 

If a girl were to read her email what would one have to say to get a date?

Lets here them!:Graucho

start with the basics, call her princess/angel/adorable

be a sweet heart to her, act like you are caring but somewhat cocky, always correct, smart & confident.

intruge a girl and you are good as balls deep in her gash

padwisdom

Wanna fuck baby?

I know you want me
Cut the BS and gobble my cock

Hi my name is Head
Now give me some

lol

here is one from today:

hehe

"You easy? No... oh shit. Well here - have this spiked drink."

If you see a pair of girls, one that you want to talk to. Walk up to the girl you don't want to talk to and say, "Do you like to dance?"

Hopefully she says, "Yes."

Then you say, "Would you mind?"

Then she says, "Would I mind What?"

Then you say, "Would you mind going and dancing, I want to hit on your friend."

Krista Allen...Stuff Magazine

ask her"did it hurt?" she says "what"? you say"when you fell from heaven"

"Can I wear your ass as a hat", usually works for me. Also, "Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?" has its benefits.

One of my all-time favs is "I may not be Barney Rubble but I sure as hell can make your bed rock!" :BangBang:

After that, they're mush in your hands and you're knee deep in vertical smile! :thumbsup

"I'm 12clicks"

nice shoes... wanna fuck?

Blunt in your hahahaha?

"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

"...What's the matter? Don't you like pizza?"

One of my favourite lines from the Family Guy:

"Do you rent or own? .... those wings, you angel."

"Excuse me do you have any Irish in you?..... No??

Would you like some? :Graucho "

DH

Don't be a pussy just get her in your bed and fuck her .

Can I tickle your belly button?

From the inside?

:Graucho

Heheh damn funny!

hey want to fuck?

This has worked for me a few times-
I stand in a bar looking very depressed. When a babe comes up to me and asks "Whats wrong with you ? You look like you lost your best friend"?, my reply is that I'm supposed to have an operation in a couple days, and I'm beginning to have doubts about it.
They always ask what type of surgery I'm supposed to have.
I tell them that it is Penis reduction surgery. Then I throw in that I hope I'm doing the right thing and wish I could get another opinion. You'd be amazed at how many girls- after they stop laughing- offer to give you their opinion. At that point, if you can't get laid, there's no helping you.

"I'm a poopy pants"

Good one :thumbsup

A guy is sitting at a bar, trying to pick up a hot babe, sitting next to him.

'Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?'

'Yes', she replies, 'I'm the receptionists at the STD clinic.'

:eyecrazy

"I've been watching you through your bedroom window the last few nights and I really think we'd make a great couple."

ha ha

I like Andrew Dice Clay's pickup line ... "hey baby, you want me to give you 12 inches and hurt you? Lemme fuck you three times and hit you in the head with a brick."

Do ya fuck on first dates, does ya dad own a brewery, can I feel your tits, or will you show 'em to me ?

courtesy Rodney Rude :)

" Do you think I can get your Parents address, I'd like to write them and thank them for having such a beautiful daughter "

Some good ones! :thumbsup :thumbsup

Pull out your cock and say here it's for you!!!

Tell her you have lots of money.

"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "
"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "
"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get"
"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."

hi im brandon seems to work like a champ for me.