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Brad-Wishing · 12-05-2003, 03:51 AM

Okay. Roomates cat has a fucking deathwish. It decided to piss on my bed. A very expensive mattress+boxspring set. It wants to die. So... I shall arrange it.

But for now - how can I clean cat piss out of a mattress? I dumped water on it like you would carpet - but what is the best way to get it out without just spraying febreeze on it?

Please help! no one else in the world is up but GFYers

Thanks much

Tipsy · 12-05-2003, 03:54 AM

Chuck the mattress away - seriously. Had it happen to me and you'll never completely get it out

Brad-Wishing · 12-05-2003, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
Chuck the mattress away - seriously. Had it happen to me and you'll never completely get it out

NO WAY! CRAP! That's just what I need. I HATE these stupid cats. God damnit

PBX · 12-05-2003, 03:57 AM

cat piss might as well be alien piss.. that horrible dirt/piss smell will never die.. kill the cat and get rid of the matress

SomeCreep · 12-05-2003, 03:59 AM

Theres no way to clean that. The stale smell of cat urine will linger behind. Time to buy a new mattress.

Rorschach · 12-05-2003, 04:00 AM

Try using your tongue, I heard that works well.

Brad-Wishing · 12-05-2003, 04:02 AM

FUCKING SHIT
Ugh. Well now they shall see the postal side of me. I'm a nice guy until this kind of crap happens and their mentally retarded cats cost me a grand

FUCK

quiet · 12-05-2003, 04:03 AM

uh, why not take out your rage on the roomate?

Brad-Wishing · 12-05-2003, 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
uh, why not take out your rage on the roomate?

That's what I am going to do. In the form of a mattress bill.

HeadPimp · 12-05-2003, 04:05 AM

BURN IT! We had a roomate's cat piss on a cofmorter and after having it professionally cleaned TWICE it still stunk. About all you can do is toss it and give your roomie a bill for a new mattress. I know it sounds extreme, but it is true. Febreeze might work for a while, but the piss will persist.

Rorschach · 12-05-2003, 04:07 AM

Perhaps from now on you should keep your bedroom door closed.

Mr Pheer · 12-05-2003, 04:44 AM

bill for mattress and eviction letter

liquidmoe · 12-05-2003, 04:46 AM

Even if you were able to get it clean, it would probably still subconciously have that odor.

rip raster · 12-05-2003, 05:40 AM

U R FUCKED!!!!
throw the shit away....I had a cat that did the same thing while I was sleeping in the fuckin bed. Not the way I really like to get woken up.

Rip

GeXus · 12-05-2003, 05:42 AM

lol....

dude, its just cat piss, you can easily clean it..

first. wash your sheets (obviously)
then just get a carpet cleaner, or go to petsmart, they have stuff to clean up piss and odor.. use that on it.. and presto.. your good to go..

Smokey The Bear · 12-05-2003, 05:51 AM

Antifreeze in the cats water dish usually works.

Tipsy · 12-05-2003, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus
lol....

dude, its just cat piss, you can easily clean it..

first. wash your sheets (obviously)
then just get a carpet cleaner, or go to petsmart, they have stuff to clean up piss and odor.. use that on it.. and presto.. your good to go..

Won't work on a mattress.

GeXus · 12-05-2003, 05:58 AM

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Originally posted by Tipsy

Won't work on a mattress.

Then how do people clean up piss from kids? if your kids piss the bed, and say you forgot to put on that little protective liner.. people clean it up..

FRANKENSTEIN · 12-05-2003, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Okay. Roomates cat has a fucking deathwish. It decided to piss on my bed. A very expensive mattress+boxspring set. It wants to die. So... I shall arrange it.

But for now - how can I clean cat piss out of a mattress? I dumped water on it like you would carpet - but what is the best way to get it out without just spraying febreeze on it?

Please help! no one else in the world is up but GFYers

Thanks much

Clean it with whatever safe cleaner you have for mattresses. Then cover the infected area with vinegar to neutralize the urine. Leave the vinegar on for a day or two, maybe flip the matress over and sleep on the other side for the time being... Then flip it back over, clean it a few more times, and it should be gone.

hjnet · 12-05-2003, 06:12 AM

Sell the cat to some chinese restaurant and buy a new mattress for the money, or piss on the mattress of your roomate as revenge.

Smokey The Bear · 12-05-2003, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus

Then how do people clean up piss from kids? if your kids piss the bed, and say you forgot to put on that little protective liner.. people clean it up..

You trade your kids for new ones. Or buy a new mattress , as if im going to sleep on a mattress that has piss on it, LOL i dont care how much you clean the damn thing. You could scour it with acid and i still aint sleeping on it. Now puke is a whole nother story , LOL i have barfed a few times on my bed , but it never went into the mattress , urine is bad that way .

Mr Pheer · 12-05-2003, 06:18 AM

put the cat in between your room mate's matresses

and then jump on the bed for 20 minutes

mrthumbs · 12-05-2003, 06:22 AM

if the cat is female: there's hope.

If its male.. forgetaboutit..

CamChicks · 12-05-2003, 06:33 AM

PETsMART has a bunch of products specifically for getting the cat urine smell out. I had a quick browse and some even mentioned matresses. Worth a try before burning it.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-05-2003, 06:45 AM

if it even smells slightly like cat the cat will find it and piss on it again.

JamesK · 12-05-2003, 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
if it even smells slightly like cat the cat will find it and piss on it again.

Milena Dickman · 12-05-2003, 06:58 AM

Hi Brad!

I don't know where you live, but if you can do it it's the easiest: just clean it and put by the sun for a day or an afternoon. The smell would be history

.

Kisses,

Milena

AdultKing · 12-05-2003, 07:02 AM

Use white vinegar on it, that will get rid of the smell. It will nuetralize it.

InsaneMidget · 12-05-2003, 07:05 AM

We've lost a futon, a couch, and my mattress was pissed on about a week ago as well...

I have "Industry Strength" cat urine remvoer and an odour spray, cost me over $25 to for two little bottles of this shit, DIDN'T WORK! Just made the place smell like a chemical war mixed with fucking cat piss....

I'm sleeping in a box til I get the new mattress, can't handle sleeping over it, wake up and shower the cat reak off myself..

InsaneMidget · 12-05-2003, 07:12 AM

I just used white vinegar on the cat piss, it's by far the best thing that I've used, mixed with the cat piss, it had no real smell, let it dry a bit...

Bulldog-Johnnie · 12-05-2003, 09:35 AM

Odo-ban It's a very powerful deodorant/disinfectant as well as a good enzymatic cleaner. It will break down the uric salts in the urine as well as deodorize the spot where kitty pissed so he won't be incline to turn that spot into hie regular littering spot. You can but it bulk at Wal-Mart, Sam's and I used to see it at Costco.

mcfly · 12-05-2003, 09:56 AM

try a product called "Nature's Miracle". my cat was really pissed off at me after taking her to the vet. when i put her in the car, she let loose on my front seat. it took several dousings with this stuff but i actually did get the smell out. most petsmarts carry it.

DamnGoodRatio · 12-05-2003, 10:07 AM

Quote:

try a product called "Nature's Miracle".

This stuff is amazing. Soak the spot and then blot dry. Will remove all manner of piss and the odor/stain as well.

Spunky · 12-05-2003, 10:10 AM

I swear it was an accident

candyflip · 12-05-2003, 10:12 AM

Does he have a nice mattress? If he does, you could always just switch them

LadyMischief · 12-05-2003, 10:14 AM

Water doesn't help... I would suggest you go to the pet store and get some enzyme spray.. It removes the scent of the pee by breaking down the urine itself.. otherwise the cat will do it there again. I would also suggest that when washing the bedding, do so with a cup of vinegar. It neutralizes the urine smell and the cats can't smell it anymore either.

mr pink · 12-05-2003, 10:33 AM

Well,

Poor old puss, no fucker let him out so he pissed on the bed! Puss pissed on the bed cause he thought it belonged to him. So teach him who the bed belongs to.

1) Piss on your own bed. Cat will understand its your bed.
2) Piss on cat, you now own his ass.
3) Piss on your flat mate... this will impress cat, you will be one bad ass mother.

I had a cat that woke up, crapped on the sofa. No question of being let out. Just did it.

Now that old sofa smelt bad, and cats nose got pushed into the mess. Did cat learn yep, he did.

If it is a male cat, throw the bed, and give your flat mate a bill. A female cat urine will be easier to remove , white vinagar or pure alcohol, should do it.

Make sure the cat has a litter tray in future and don't take it out on him as he does not realise what he has done.

PersianKitty · 12-05-2003, 11:08 AM

And once you get it cleaned up... put a waterproof cover on your mattress. Alot easier to wash linens than clean a mattress.

I'm really disappointed to see the antifreeze comment, etc. Wonder just how many people would do that and be willing to sit and watch what it does to the animal.

LeeNoga · 12-05-2003, 11:10 AM

Ant-microbial and a can of "Spot Shot"

MaxDent · 12-05-2003, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Okay. Roomates cat has a fucking deathwish. It decided to piss on my bed. A very expensive mattress+boxspring set. It wants to die. So... I shall arrange it.

But for now - how can I clean cat piss out of a mattress? I dumped water on it like you would carpet - but what is the best way to get it out without just spraying febreeze on it?

Please help! no one else in the world is up but GFYers

Thanks much

Follow these steps:

1. Put cat in a medium sized shipping box.
2. Add 1 dog to the package.
3. Close lid.
4. When the noise dies down open box and remove dog.
5. Discard box.

Reak · 12-05-2003, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Okay. Roomates cat has a fucking deathwish. It decided to piss on my bed.

hahaha, it's funny reading that

Smokey The Bear · 12-05-2003, 01:23 PM

wizz · 12-05-2003, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
Chuck the mattress away - seriously. Had it happen to me and you'll never completely get it out

agree... it's the best way

Chris · 12-05-2003, 01:26 PM

wtf i recently had a cat piss on my blanket and i just took it and thru it in the wash and then took it to the dry cleaners and it came out like new .

DOnt listen to these people

It can be taken care of

if you do it RIGHT away =)

OzMan · 12-05-2003, 01:27 PM

This never fails..

Put cat on your bed in exactly the same spot it peed.
VERY IMPORTANT
It must be EXACTLY the same spot or this won't work.

Now shoot the cat with a handgun. (no spray on walls)

Go out for around four hours. (allowing blood to soak deep into mattress)

Come back clean up the mess, your done.

Why does this work?

Cat's blood has a natural enzyme to completely breakdown cat urine.

Problem solved with no trip to the store and it will never happen again.

Disclaimer: I haven't actually tried this myself

Furious_Male · 12-05-2003, 01:33 PM

I agree with the majority here. You will probably never get rid of the smell 100%. I have tried every product and remedy you can think of from enzymes to old fashioned methods and that smell always lingers.

My buddies new house reaks of cat urine in his utility room where the previous owner had the litter box. The smell is part of the concrete and just wont go away.

Try a few different things. Flip the mattress over and head to toe (if its the type of mattress that isnt one sided) and maybe you will be able to live with it.

Fu-Q · 12-05-2003, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mr pink
Well,

Poor old puss, no fucker let him out so he pissed on the bed! Puss pissed on the bed cause he thought it belonged to him. So teach him who the bed belongs to.

1) Piss on your own bed. Cat will understand its your bed.
2) Piss on cat, you now own his ass.
3) Piss on your flat mate... this will impress cat, you will be one bad ass mother........

loverboy · 12-05-2003, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*

hahaha... priceless

LeeNoga · 12-05-2003, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
This never fails..

Put cat on your bed in exactly the same spot it peed.
VERY IMPORTANT

It must be EXACTLY the same spot or this won't work.

Now shoot the cat with a handgun.

PeerPatrick · 12-05-2003, 03:25 PM

there is a product called OdorMute, natural enzymes that break down the piss http://www.odormute.com/ ...

12-05-2003, 03:51 AM	#1
Brad-Wishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,415	Help - How to clean up cat piss? Okay. Roomates cat has a fucking deathwish. It decided to piss on my bed. A very expensive mattress+boxspring set. It wants to die. So... I shall arrange it. But for now - how can I clean cat piss out of a mattress? I dumped water on it like you would carpet - but what is the best way to get it out without just spraying febreeze on it? Please help! no one else in the world is up but GFYers Thanks much __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

12-05-2003, 03:54 AM	#2
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	Chuck the mattress away - seriously. Had it happen to me and you'll never completely get it out __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

12-05-2003, 03:59 AM	#5
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12-05-2003, 04:02 AM	#7
Brad-Wishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,415	FUCKING SHIT Ugh. Well now they shall see the postal side of me. I'm a nice guy until this kind of crap happens and their mentally retarded cats cost me a grand FUCK __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

12-05-2003, 04:03 AM	#8
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	uh, why not take out your rage on the roomate? __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

12-05-2003, 03:57 AM	#4
PBX Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 43	cat piss might as well be alien piss.. that horrible dirt/piss smell will never die.. kill the cat and get rid of the matress

12-05-2003, 04:00 AM	#6
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	Try using your tongue, I heard that works well.

12-05-2003, 04:05 AM	#10
HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	BURN IT! We had a roomate's cat piss on a cofmorter and after having it professionally cleaned TWICE it still stunk. About all you can do is toss it and give your roomie a bill for a new mattress. I know it sounds extreme, but it is true. Febreeze might work for a while, but the piss will persist.

12-05-2003, 04:07 AM	#11
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	Perhaps from now on you should keep your bedroom door closed.

12-05-2003, 04:44 AM	#12
Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,262	bill for mattress and eviction letter __________________ 2 lifeguards for Jessica

12-05-2003, 04:46 AM	#13
liquidmoe Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NY Posts: 4,994	Even if you were able to get it clean, it would probably still subconciously have that odor.

12-05-2003, 05:40 AM	#14
rip raster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Everville Posts: 2,851	U R FUCKED!!!! throw the shit away....I had a cat that did the same thing while I was sleeping in the fuckin bed. Not the way I really like to get woken up. Rip

12-05-2003, 05:42 AM	#15
GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	lol.... dude, its just cat piss, you can easily clean it.. first. wash your sheets (obviously) then just get a carpet cleaner, or go to petsmart, they have stuff to clean up piss and odor.. use that on it.. and presto.. your good to go.. __________________

12-05-2003, 05:51 AM	#16
Smokey The Bear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: South Of Heaven™ Posts: 3,880	Antifreeze in the cats water dish usually works.

12-05-2003, 06:12 AM	#20
hjnet Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: European Union Posts: 3,815	Sell the cat to some chinese restaurant and buy a new mattress for the money, or piss on the mattress of your roomate as revenge.

12-05-2003, 06:18 AM	#22
Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,262	put the cat in between your room mate's matresses and then jump on the bed for 20 minutes __________________ 2 lifeguards for Jessica

12-05-2003, 06:22 AM	#23
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CamChicks Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: godless northwest Posts: 1,552	PETsMART has a bunch of products specifically for getting the cat urine smell out. I had a quick browse and some even mentioned matresses. Worth a try before burning it. __________________ camchicks.com

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	if it even smells slightly like cat the cat will find it and piss on it again.

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Milena Dickman Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Brazil Posts: 501	Hi Brad! I don't know where you live, but if you can do it it's the easiest: just clean it and put by the sun for a day or an afternoon. The smell would be history. Kisses, Milena __________________ work hard. play hard. http://www.dickmansdesign.com MSN milenadickman at hotmail.com iCQ # 276820774

12-05-2003, 07:02 AM	#28
AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,601	Use white vinegar on it, that will get rid of the smell. It will nuetralize it.

12-05-2003, 07:05 AM	#29
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	We've lost a futon, a couch, and my mattress was pissed on about a week ago as well... I have "Industry Strength" cat urine remvoer and an odour spray, cost me over $25 to for two little bottles of this shit, DIDN'T WORK! Just made the place smell like a chemical war mixed with fucking cat piss.... I'm sleeping in a box til I get the new mattress, can't handle sleeping over it, wake up and shower the cat reak off myself..

12-05-2003, 07:12 AM	#30
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	I just used white vinegar on the cat piss, it's by far the best thing that I've used, mixed with the cat piss, it had no real smell, let it dry a bit...

12-05-2003, 09:35 AM	#31
Bulldog-Johnnie Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 662	Odo-ban It's a very powerful deodorant/disinfectant as well as a good enzymatic cleaner. It will break down the uric salts in the urine as well as deodorize the spot where kitty pissed so he won't be incline to turn that spot into hie regular littering spot. You can but it bulk at Wal-Mart, Sam's and I used to see it at Costco. __________________ [email protected] ICQ-76720120

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mcfly Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: colorado Posts: 119	try a product called "Nature's Miracle". my cat was really pissed off at me after taking her to the vet. when i put her in the car, she let loose on my front seat. it took several dousings with this stuff but i actually did get the smell out. most petsmarts carry it.

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12-05-2003, 10:33 AM	#37
mr pink Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Berlin Germany Posts: 37	Well, Poor old puss, no fucker let him out so he pissed on the bed! Puss pissed on the bed cause he thought it belonged to him. So teach him who the bed belongs to. 1) Piss on your own bed. Cat will understand its your bed. 2) Piss on cat, you now own his ass. 3) Piss on your flat mate... this will impress cat, you will be one bad ass mother. I had a cat that woke up, crapped on the sofa. No question of being let out. Just did it. Now that old sofa smelt bad, and cats nose got pushed into the mess. Did cat learn yep, he did. If it is a male cat, throw the bed, and give your flat mate a bill. A female cat urine will be easier to remove , white vinagar or pure alcohol, should do it. Make sure the cat has a litter tray in future and don't take it out on him as he does not realise what he has done. __________________ www.pink-tv.de A real sad site!!!

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PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	And once you get it cleaned up... put a waterproof cover on your mattress. Alot easier to wash linens than clean a mattress. I'm really disappointed to see the antifreeze comment, etc. Wonder just how many people would do that and be willing to sit and watch what it does to the animal. __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

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12-05-2003, 01:27 PM	#45
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	This never fails.. Put cat on your bed in exactly the same spot it peed. VERY IMPORTANT It must be EXACTLY the same spot or this won't work. Now shoot the cat with a handgun. (no spray on walls) Go out for around four hours. (allowing blood to soak deep into mattress) Come back clean up the mess, your done. Why does this work? Cat's blood has a natural enzyme to completely breakdown cat urine. Problem solved with no trip to the store and it will never happen again. Disclaimer: I haven't actually tried this myself

12-05-2003, 01:33 PM	#46
Furious_Male Doing the grind since 99 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 16,881	I agree with the majority here. You will probably never get rid of the smell 100%. I have tried every product and remedy you can think of from enzymes to old fashioned methods and that smell always lingers. My buddies new house reaks of cat urine in his utility room where the previous owner had the litter box. The smell is part of the concrete and just wont go away. Try a few different things. Flip the mattress over and head to toe (if its the type of mattress that isnt one sided) and maybe you will be able to live with it. __________________ Living in Virtual Reality Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws