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Brad-Wishing 12-05-2003 03:51 AM

Help - How to clean up cat piss?
 
Okay. Roomates cat has a fucking deathwish. It decided to piss on my bed. A very expensive mattress+boxspring set. It wants to die. So... I shall arrange it.

But for now - how can I clean cat piss out of a mattress? I dumped water on it like you would carpet - but what is the best way to get it out without just spraying febreeze on it? :)

Please help! no one else in the world is up but GFYers

Thanks much

Tipsy 12-05-2003 03:54 AM

Chuck the mattress away - seriously. Had it happen to me and you'll never completely get it out :(

Brad-Wishing 12-05-2003 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
Chuck the mattress away - seriously. Had it happen to me and you'll never completely get it out :(
NO WAY! CRAP! That's just what I need. I HATE these stupid cats. God damnit

PBX 12-05-2003 03:57 AM

cat piss might as well be alien piss.. that horrible dirt/piss smell will never die.. kill the cat and get rid of the matress

SomeCreep 12-05-2003 03:59 AM

Theres no way to clean that. The stale smell of cat urine will linger behind. Time to buy a new mattress. :glugglug

Rorschach 12-05-2003 04:00 AM

Try using your tongue, I heard that works well.

Brad-Wishing 12-05-2003 04:02 AM

FUCKING SHIT
Ugh. Well now they shall see the postal side of me. I'm a nice guy until this kind of crap happens and their mentally retarded cats cost me a grand

FUCK

quiet 12-05-2003 04:03 AM

uh, why not take out your rage on the roomate?

Brad-Wishing 12-05-2003 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
uh, why not take out your rage on the roomate?
That's what I am going to do. In the form of a mattress bill.

HeadPimp 12-05-2003 04:05 AM

BURN IT! We had a roomate's cat piss on a cofmorter and after having it professionally cleaned TWICE it still stunk. About all you can do is toss it and give your roomie a bill for a new mattress. I know it sounds extreme, but it is true. Febreeze might work for a while, but the piss will persist.

Rorschach 12-05-2003 04:07 AM

Perhaps from now on you should keep your bedroom door closed.

Mr Pheer 12-05-2003 04:44 AM

bill for mattress and eviction letter

liquidmoe 12-05-2003 04:46 AM

Even if you were able to get it clean, it would probably still subconciously have that odor.

rip raster 12-05-2003 05:40 AM

U R FUCKED!!!!
throw the shit away....I had a cat that did the same thing while I was sleeping in the fuckin bed. Not the way I really like to get woken up.


Rip

GeXus 12-05-2003 05:42 AM

lol....


dude, its just cat piss, you can easily clean it..

first. wash your sheets (obviously)
then just get a carpet cleaner, or go to petsmart, they have stuff to clean up piss and odor.. use that on it.. and presto.. your good to go..

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 05:51 AM

Antifreeze in the cats water dish usually works.

Tipsy 12-05-2003 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus
lol....


dude, its just cat piss, you can easily clean it..

first. wash your sheets (obviously)
then just get a carpet cleaner, or go to petsmart, they have stuff to clean up piss and odor.. use that on it.. and presto.. your good to go..

Won't work on a mattress.

GeXus 12-05-2003 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy


Won't work on a mattress.

Then how do people clean up piss from kids? if your kids piss the bed, and say you forgot to put on that little protective liner.. people clean it up..

FRANKENSTEIN 12-05-2003 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Okay. Roomates cat has a fucking deathwish. It decided to piss on my bed. A very expensive mattress+boxspring set. It wants to die. So... I shall arrange it.

But for now - how can I clean cat piss out of a mattress? I dumped water on it like you would carpet - but what is the best way to get it out without just spraying febreeze on it? :)

Please help! no one else in the world is up but GFYers

Thanks much

Clean it with whatever safe cleaner you have for mattresses. Then cover the infected area with vinegar to neutralize the urine. Leave the vinegar on for a day or two, maybe flip the matress over and sleep on the other side for the time being... Then flip it back over, clean it a few more times, and it should be gone.

:2 cents:

hjnet 12-05-2003 06:12 AM

Sell the cat to some chinese restaurant and buy a new mattress for the money, or piss on the mattress of your roomate as revenge.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus


Then how do people clean up piss from kids? if your kids piss the bed, and say you forgot to put on that little protective liner.. people clean it up..

You trade your kids for new ones. Or buy a new mattress , as if im going to sleep on a mattress that has piss on it, LOL i dont care how much you clean the damn thing. You could scour it with acid and i still aint sleeping on it. Now puke is a whole nother story , LOL i have barfed a few times on my bed , but it never went into the mattress , urine is bad that way .

Mr Pheer 12-05-2003 06:18 AM

put the cat in between your room mate's matresses

and then jump on the bed for 20 minutes

mrthumbs 12-05-2003 06:22 AM

if the cat is female: there's hope.

If its male.. forgetaboutit..

CamChicks 12-05-2003 06:33 AM

PETsMART has a bunch of products specifically for getting the cat urine smell out. I had a quick browse and some even mentioned matresses. Worth a try before burning it.

Sarah_Jayne 12-05-2003 06:45 AM

if it even smells slightly like cat the cat will find it and piss on it again.

JamesK 12-05-2003 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
if it even smells slightly like cat the cat will find it and piss on it again.
:1orglaugh

Milena Dickman 12-05-2003 06:58 AM

Hi Brad!

I don't know where you live, but if you can do it it's the easiest: just clean it and put by the sun for a day or an afternoon. The smell would be history:thumbsup.

Kisses,

Milena

AdultKing 12-05-2003 07:02 AM

Use white vinegar on it, that will get rid of the smell. It will nuetralize it.

InsaneMidget 12-05-2003 07:05 AM

We've lost a futon, a couch, and my mattress was pissed on about a week ago as well...

I have "Industry Strength" cat urine remvoer and an odour spray, cost me over $25 to for two little bottles of this shit, DIDN'T WORK! Just made the place smell like a chemical war mixed with fucking cat piss....

I'm sleeping in a box til I get the new mattress, can't handle sleeping over it, wake up and shower the cat reak off myself..

:ak47:

InsaneMidget 12-05-2003 07:12 AM

I just used white vinegar on the cat piss, it's by far the best thing that I've used, mixed with the cat piss, it had no real smell, let it dry a bit...

Bulldog-Johnnie 12-05-2003 09:35 AM

Odo-ban It's a very powerful deodorant/disinfectant as well as a good enzymatic cleaner. It will break down the uric salts in the urine as well as deodorize the spot where kitty pissed so he won't be incline to turn that spot into hie regular littering spot. You can but it bulk at Wal-Mart, Sam's and I used to see it at Costco.

mcfly 12-05-2003 09:56 AM

try a product called "Nature's Miracle". my cat was really pissed off at me after taking her to the vet. when i put her in the car, she let loose on my front seat. it took several dousings with this stuff but i actually did get the smell out. most petsmarts carry it.

DamnGoodRatio 12-05-2003 10:07 AM

Quote:

try a product called "Nature's Miracle".
This stuff is amazing. Soak the spot and then blot dry. Will remove all manner of piss and the odor/stain as well.

Spunky 12-05-2003 10:10 AM

I swear it was an accident
http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/21103.../pop_hyo_l.jpg

candyflip 12-05-2003 10:12 AM

Does he have a nice mattress? If he does, you could always just switch them :Graucho

LadyMischief 12-05-2003 10:14 AM

Water doesn't help... I would suggest you go to the pet store and get some enzyme spray.. It removes the scent of the pee by breaking down the urine itself.. otherwise the cat will do it there again. I would also suggest that when washing the bedding, do so with a cup of vinegar. It neutralizes the urine smell and the cats can't smell it anymore either.

mr pink 12-05-2003 10:33 AM

Well,

Poor old puss, no fucker let him out so he pissed on the bed! Puss pissed on the bed cause he thought it belonged to him. So teach him who the bed belongs to.

1) Piss on your own bed. Cat will understand its your bed.
2) Piss on cat, you now own his ass.
3) Piss on your flat mate... this will impress cat, you will be one bad ass mother.

I had a cat that woke up, crapped on the sofa. No question of being let out. Just did it.

Now that old sofa smelt bad, and cats nose got pushed into the mess. Did cat learn yep, he did.

If it is a male cat, throw the bed, and give your flat mate a bill. A female cat urine will be easier to remove , white vinagar or pure alcohol, should do it.

Make sure the cat has a litter tray in future and don't take it out on him as he does not realise what he has done.

PersianKitty 12-05-2003 11:08 AM

And once you get it cleaned up... put a waterproof cover on your mattress. Alot easier to wash linens than clean a mattress.


I'm really disappointed to see the antifreeze comment, etc. Wonder just how many people would do that and be willing to sit and watch what it does to the animal.

LeeNoga 12-05-2003 11:10 AM

Ant-microbial and a can of "Spot Shot"

MaxDent 12-05-2003 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Okay. Roomates cat has a fucking deathwish. It decided to piss on my bed. A very expensive mattress+boxspring set. It wants to die. So... I shall arrange it.

But for now - how can I clean cat piss out of a mattress? I dumped water on it like you would carpet - but what is the best way to get it out without just spraying febreeze on it? :)

Please help! no one else in the world is up but GFYers

Thanks much

Follow these steps:

1. Put cat in a medium sized shipping box.
2. Add 1 dog to the package.
3. Close lid.
4. When the noise dies down open box and remove dog.
5. Discard box.

:winkwink:

Reak 12-05-2003 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Okay. Roomates cat has a fucking deathwish. It decided to piss on my bed.
hahaha, it's funny reading that

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 01:23 PM

http://s89164764.onlinehome.us/badcat1.jpg
http://s89164764.onlinehome.us/badcat2.jpg

wizz 12-05-2003 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
Chuck the mattress away - seriously. Had it happen to me and you'll never completely get it out :(
:thumbsup agree... it's the best way

Chris 12-05-2003 01:26 PM

wtf i recently had a cat piss on my blanket and i just took it and thru it in the wash and then took it to the dry cleaners and it came out like new .


DOnt listen to these people


It can be taken care of

if you do it RIGHT away =)

OzMan 12-05-2003 01:27 PM

This never fails..

Put cat on your bed in exactly the same spot it peed.
VERY IMPORTANT
It must be EXACTLY the same spot or this won't work.

Now shoot the cat with a handgun. (no spray on walls)

Go out for around four hours. (allowing blood to soak deep into mattress)

Come back clean up the mess, your done.

Why does this work?

Cat's blood has a natural enzyme to completely breakdown cat urine.

Problem solved with no trip to the store and it will never happen again.












Disclaimer: I haven't actually tried this myself

Furious_Male 12-05-2003 01:33 PM

I agree with the majority here. You will probably never get rid of the smell 100%. I have tried every product and remedy you can think of from enzymes to old fashioned methods and that smell always lingers.

My buddies new house reaks of cat urine in his utility room where the previous owner had the litter box. The smell is part of the concrete and just wont go away.

Try a few different things. Flip the mattress over and head to toe (if its the type of mattress that isnt one sided) and maybe you will be able to live with it.

Fu-Q 12-05-2003 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mr pink
Well,

Poor old puss, no fucker let him out so he pissed on the bed! Puss pissed on the bed cause he thought it belonged to him. So teach him who the bed belongs to.

1) Piss on your own bed. Cat will understand its your bed.
2) Piss on cat, you now own his ass.
3) Piss on your flat mate... this will impress cat, you will be one bad ass mother........


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

loverboy 12-05-2003 02:19 PM

hahaha... priceless :1orglaugh

LeeNoga 12-05-2003 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
This never fails..

Put cat on your bed in exactly the same spot it peed.
VERY IMPORTANT

It must be EXACTLY the same spot or this won't work.

Now shoot the cat with a handgun.


http://www.leenoga.com/pix/kitty3.jpg

PeerPatrick 12-05-2003 03:25 PM

there is a product called OdorMute, natural enzymes that break down the piss http://www.odormute.com/ ...


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