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Old 12-05-2003, 01:16 PM  
MaxDent
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Location: San Francisco
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Quote:
Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Okay. Roomates cat has a fucking deathwish. It decided to piss on my bed. A very expensive mattress+boxspring set. It wants to die. So... I shall arrange it.

But for now - how can I clean cat piss out of a mattress? I dumped water on it like you would carpet - but what is the best way to get it out without just spraying febreeze on it?

Please help! no one else in the world is up but GFYers

Thanks much
Follow these steps:

1. Put cat in a medium sized shipping box.
2. Add 1 dog to the package.
3. Close lid.
4. When the noise dies down open box and remove dog.
5. Discard box.

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