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mahoney · 12-01-2003, 03:29 AM

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mahoney · 12-01-2003, 03:35 AM

Come on I know your Webmasters but someones got to have a sense of humor right ?

$5 submissions · 12-01-2003, 03:40 AM

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mahoney · 12-01-2003, 03:48 AM

I have an extremely hilarious one but I don't need plug in content.

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Cash · 12-01-2003, 03:54 AM

Some say I am a joke, don't know if the best.

$5 submissions · 12-01-2003, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
I have an extremely hilarious one but I don't need plug in content.

You don't need plug in content ? How about a Blow Job from the Transsexual Crack Whore on Santa Monica and LaBrea ?
He/she will probbably trade you out for some of your neato pills

How thoughtful of you to recommend your mother/father. I don't swing that way, but I'll keep that in mind though if the content guys for Tranny Trick ICQ me for video editing/splicing/porting mass data labor jobs. LOL

mahoney · 12-01-2003, 04:03 AM

How thoughtful of you to recommend your mother/father. I don't swing that way, but I'll keep that in mind though if the content guys for Tranny Trick ICQ me for video editing/splicing/porting mass data labor jobs. LOL

LOL jesus Christ, finally someome with a sense of Humor. For the record it's my step sister but that's a different story. So is it just strictly gay ? They can't have tits ?

$5 submissions · 12-01-2003, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
How thoughtful of you to recommend your mother/father. I don't swing that way, but I'll keep that in mind though if the content guys for Tranny Trick ICQ me for video editing/splicing/porting mass data labor jobs. LOL

LOL jesus Christ, finally someome with a sense of Humor. For the record it's my step sister but that's a different story. So is it just strictly gay ? They can't have tits ?

You're a good sport! Great content you got there! Best regards to ya!

btw, for some reason, shemale is considered a "straight" niche. According to the archive posts/discussions here at GFY at least.

pornanza · 12-01-2003, 04:05 AM

Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool.

One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'

'The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.

The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'

The other says: Go home dad, you're drunk.

ryan

mahoney · 12-01-2003, 04:12 AM

btw, for some reason, shemale is considered a "straight" niche. According to the archive posts/discussions here at GFY at least.

You too LOl, so your the candy man right ? I may have a VIP pass for a party at http://www.sherrisranch.net waiting for ya.
Are you going to vegas ?

$5 submissions · 12-01-2003, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
btw, for some reason, shemale is considered a "straight" niche. According to the archive posts/discussions here at GFY at least.

You too LOl, so your the candy man right ? I may have a VIP pass for a party at http://www.sherrisranch.net waiting for ya.
Are you going to vegas ?

I'll see. Wrapping up some monster projects right now. If I do go, I owe you a Sam Adams lager. Best beer IMHO.

Cash · 12-01-2003, 05:52 AM

A sex loser is a guy whose wife runs off with his mistress.

dij · 12-01-2003, 06:27 AM

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

who · 12-01-2003, 06:29 AM

Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson were out camping one night.

JamesK · 12-01-2003, 06:46 AM

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

JamesK · 12-01-2003, 06:46 AM

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''

who · 12-01-2003, 06:50 AM

Stop trying, I know I've won.

JamesK · 12-01-2003, 06:59 AM

I should win. It was very hard to make up.

MarcoTC · 12-01-2003, 07:00 AM

mahoney · 12-01-2003, 07:38 AM

LOL Not Bad Sooo far. Keep it coming

KingK7 · 12-01-2003, 07:46 AM

A bit offensive maybe, but funny..
1.
Q: What do you tell your wife when she comes to you with 2 black eyes?

A: Nothing, you already told that bitch twice.

2.
Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she comes home from the battered wives shelter?

A: The dishes, if she knows whats good for her.

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Q: What's Superman eating for breakfast these days?

A: Kryptonite, by the looks of him.

SinCityLex · 12-04-2003, 02:41 PM

Ok here is one for the canadians..

Why do canadians prefer the doggystyle position?
so they can both watch the hockey game..

yeah yeah booo i know i know..

Eve · 12-04-2003, 02:45 PM

The best part is this is a true story.

I have a friend who tends bar, his name is Brad. He is a decent looking guy, and does very well with the girls. We were at a bar drinking one night, and he got jumped by a really good looking girl. The next day, I asked him how it went:

He said ok, til later on. He was in the sack fooling around with the girl. He was a little unclean and had a five o clock shadow going from the night before. He told me that the after getting a wicked blowjob, the girl he was with said "I like it rough". He took this cue and started pimp slapping her all over his apartment. After a few times she started crying and asked him "WTF?". He said "you said you liked it rough". She said "no, no, I meant your face"

LeoneMafia · 12-04-2003, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
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SinCityLex · 12-04-2003, 02:49 PM

EVE,

OMG that is toooooooooooooooooo funny!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha damn, that really doesn't make man look very good though proving we do think only with our dicks hahahahahaha

GigaChris · 12-04-2003, 02:51 PM

heres one for the ladies

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that, by mistake ended up
in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello-o-o!" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little
louder. Still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at
the top of her voice, "HELLO! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away................

"We're down here...."

smack · 12-04-2003, 02:51 PM

what did the crippled kid get for christmas?

give up?....

CANCER!

SinCityLex · 12-04-2003, 02:54 PM

LOL GigaChris

Man that was a good one! ok i gotta stop reading on here.. i gotsta get work done!

Hollywood Horwitz · 12-04-2003, 03:02 PM

After a long night buying a foxy women drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the women asked Joe in for a nightcap...

One thing led to another ....After making love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe bewildered.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

Dugan · 12-04-2003, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eve
The best part is this is a true story.

....

Mannnnn, thats an awesome story, hahaha

mahoney · 12-04-2003, 03:08 PM

You Giga Folks are funny, Since you already use webmaster paradise I am going to give you http://www.flatratelive.com for Free for the month of December.
Merry x-Mas This plug in has better member retention then I have seen

ModelPerfect · 12-04-2003, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eve
The best part is this is a true story.

I have a friend who tends bar, his name is Brad. He is a decent looking guy, and does very well with the girls. We were at a bar drinking one night, and he got jumped by a really good looking girl. The next day, I asked him how it went:

He said ok, til later on. He was in the sack fooling around with the girl. He was a little unclean and had a five o clock shadow going from the night before. He told me that the after getting a wicked blowjob, the girl he was with said "I like it rough". He took this cue and started pimp slapping her all over his apartment. After a few times she started crying and asked him "WTF?". He said "you said you liked it rough". She said "no, no, I meant your face"

I hereby formally cast my vote.

Eve · 12-04-2003, 05:12 PM

Did I win?

xxxzoltan · 12-04-2003, 05:16 PM

Look down into your shorts ---> that's a joke dude !

tootie · 12-04-2003, 05:25 PM

This guy was walking home from work one day when he saw a sign in the pet store window that said, "TALKING MONKEY, $50". The guy went inside and sure enough, the monkey could talk, so he bought him.

On the way home he asked the monkey for a favor. "I think my wife is cheating on me. I want you to follow her around all day tomorrow and come back at 5:30 and tell me what she does. You CAN tell time, can't you?"

The monkey points to his teeny watch and says, "I do, I do."

"Okay," says the man. "If you'll do that, I'll give you two bananas."

"Okay, I do! I do!" said the monkey excitedly.

Well, the man gets home at 5:30 and the monkey isn't there. 6:00, no monkey. 6:30, no monkey. Finally at 7:00 he hears a scratching at the door.

He opens it and the monkey is standing there, all battered and bruised. His little clothes are ripped, his watch is busted and his hat is missing.

"What happened!?" gasped the man.

The monkey says, "I follow wife. She get into car with man. They go to hotel. I climb up in tree so I can see!"

The monkey pauses so the man shrieks, "SO WHAT HAPPENED?"

The monkey thinks for a moment and says, "Well, he play with she and she play with he... I play with me and fall out of tree!"

keyDet79 · 12-04-2003, 05:36 PM

A little guy drives through the country and sees a beautiful young red haired chick standing under a tree.

Suddenly a HUGE Irish man jumps outta the bushes, makes the guy pull over, pulls him out and yells "Ya see dat redhaired girl over there? Look at her ya dirty scumbag!" The man, terrified, looks at her. "Now I want ya to pull down ya pants ya bastard!", the Irish man yells. "Y..Yes sir" says the man, not knowing what the fuck he wants from him. The Irish man yells "I want ya to look at her and masturbate now ya piece of shit".

The man jacks off, it doesn't take him long to cum looking at the hot chick, "there, I'm done, sir". "Okay ya fuckface, now look at her and do it again!" says the Irish man.

So the man pulls and pulls and cums again after a while. "Here sir, please let me go now" he says. "NO" yells the Irish man, "do it AGAIN!"

So the guy tries and tries, no luck. So he says 'I'm sorry, kill me if you like but I can hardly keep it up now sir".

"Okay" says the Irish man, "Now would you be kind enough to give my daughter a ride home", and he points at the redhaired girl.

MadCap · 12-04-2003, 05:43 PM

This is truly fucking horrible but here it goes.

Why did michael jackson hang his kid over the balcony......

GIve up.....

To let the cum drain out.

sorry

Burridge · 12-04-2003, 05:48 PM

what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Va2k · 12-04-2003, 05:55 PM

Why do guys like tampons with strings?

So they can floss after they eat!

why don't girls wear dresses in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips..

*shrugs*

TOM

Fabien · 12-04-2003, 05:57 PM

Gimme a break

xxxzoltan · 12-04-2003, 05:57 PM

Why has god created blonds?
Simply because chicken and plastic-dolls can't fetch you a beer from the refrigerator

MadCap · 12-04-2003, 05:59 PM

A guy is walking down the beach when he comes across a girl with no arms and no legs crying uncontrollably he calms her down and asks whats wrong she says ive never been huged before he says is that all picks her up gives her a hug then sets her down and goes on his way.

Next day same thing hes walking down the beach and sees this girl again and shes crying again he says now whats wrong. She says ive never been kissed before. So he picks her up and gives her a kiss and she stops crying so he puts her back down and goes on his way.

Next day same thing walking down the beach he sees the same girl crying again by now hes thinking this is getting old but ill try it one more time. He walks up to her and says now whats wrong. she says ive never been fucked before. so he picks her up runs down to the water throws her as far as he can and yells NOW YOURE FUCKED!!

darnit · 12-04-2003, 07:00 PM

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: WANNA RIDE BIKES?

HighRoller · 12-04-2003, 07:28 PM

I've always liked these two even though they are stupid.
You have to ask a friend and catch them off guard on these two.

#1
You go up to your friend and say hey man if you woke up dizzy in the morning in the woods and had a really bad hangover and your asshole hurt like crazy and you were really puzzled why and you felt some slimy vasoline on your asshole, would you EVER EVER tell anyone?

Friend says:
No for sure I"d not tell anyone!

Wanna go camping sometime?

#2 90% of men don't masturbate in the shower, but to relieve stress they all sing the same song. The other 10% don't sing just rub one out every morning in the shower.

What song do they sing?

Your friend most likely will
shrug his shoulders and reply,
"I don't know."

HighRoller · 12-04-2003, 07:29 PM

I like madcaps
and also the rough sex one is so simple, but yet so funny and even funnier since it's true and you want to picture it in your head.

chapecito · 12-04-2003, 07:35 PM

Do you know how Ricky Martin gets rid of a condom after sex?

He Farts..

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Mickey Mouse: Minnie.. I want to divorce
Minnie: What? Are you Fucking Crazy?
Mickey: Daisy.. Im fucking Daisy !

if i win.. let me know

kristin · 12-04-2003, 07:45 PM

I'll give my favorite little joke...

A guy goes to a bar one night and asks for a beer, he then asks for a couple of shots, he gets pretty wasted and ends up having a lot more to drink than he anticipated. So, he goes home. A couple of days later he comes in and the bartender says "What'll have?" The patron replies "One beer and one beer only." The bartender looks confused and asked why. The patron said "No reason." The bartender looks at him and says "Come on, you tell a bartender anything." So the patron says "Okay, remember the other night when I left here all shitfaced? Well, I went home and blew Chunks." The bartender replies "Well, you drank a lot, that doesn't surprise me." The patron goes "No, no, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

mahoney · 12-04-2003, 09:28 PM

I'll give my favorite little joke...

A guy goes to a bar one night and asks for a beer, he then asks for a couple of shots, he gets pretty wasted and ends up having a lot more to drink than he anticipated. So, he goes home. A couple of days later he comes in and the bartender says "What'll have?" The patron replies "One beer and one beer only." The bartender looks confused and asked why. The patron said "No reason." The bartender looks at him and says "Come on, you tell a bartender anything." So the patron says "Okay, remember the other night when I left here all shitfaced? Well, I went home and blew Chunks." The bartender replies "Well, you drank a lot, that doesn't surprise me." The patron goes "No, no, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

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mahoney · 12-04-2003, 09:29 PM

Mickey Mouse: Minnie.. I want to divorce
Minnie: What? Are you Fucking Crazy?
Mickey: Daisy.. Im fucking Daisy !

LOL Not Bad contact me for your free month 192065572

mahoney · 12-04-2003, 09:36 PM

Look down into your shorts ---> that's a joke dude !

OHHHHHHHHHH What a big man you are. Let me buy you a pack of gum, I will show you how to chew it.

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12-01-2003, 03:29 AM	#1
mahoney Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Nv Posts: 5,318	Best Joke = Free Content Tell me your best joke and if I think it's funny you get over 83 Original Streaming Video Products from http://webmasterparadise2.com/products.html username = best399 password = deal 100% Free for the whole month of December. (1000 members or less) __________________ Vegassexparty.com

12-01-2003, 03:35 AM	#2
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12-01-2003, 04:12 AM	#10
mahoney Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Nv Posts: 5,318	btw, for some reason, shemale is considered a "straight" niche. According to the archive posts/discussions here at GFY at least. You too LOl, so your the candy man right ? I may have a VIP pass for a party at http://www.sherrisranch.net waiting for ya. Are you going to vegas ? __________________ Vegassexparty.com

12-01-2003, 05:52 AM	#12
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12-01-2003, 06:27 AM	#13
dij Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,163	Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

12-01-2003, 06:29 AM	#14
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson were out camping one night.

12-01-2003, 06:46 AM	#15
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

12-01-2003, 06:50 AM	#17
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Stop trying, I know I've won.

12-01-2003, 06:59 AM	#18
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12-01-2003, 07:38 AM	#20
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12-01-2003, 07:46 AM	#21
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	A bit offensive maybe, but funny.. 1. Q: What do you tell your wife when she comes to you with 2 black eyes? A: Nothing, you already told that bitch twice. 2. Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she comes home from the battered wives shelter? A: The dishes, if she knows whats good for her. ----------- Q: What's Superman eating for breakfast these days? A: Kryptonite, by the looks of him.

12-04-2003, 02:41 PM	#22
SinCityLex Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 22	Ok here is one for the canadians.. Why do canadians prefer the doggystyle position? so they can both watch the hockey game.. yeah yeah booo i know i know.. __________________ Sincitybucks.com Promoting a site where a person can win an all expenses paid trip to Sin City to indulge in a Private XXX Sex Party! Its the new reality site your surfers are looking for!

12-04-2003, 02:45 PM	#23
Eve Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 805	The best part is this is a true story. I have a friend who tends bar, his name is Brad. He is a decent looking guy, and does very well with the girls. We were at a bar drinking one night, and he got jumped by a really good looking girl. The next day, I asked him how it went: He said ok, til later on. He was in the sack fooling around with the girl. He was a little unclean and had a five o clock shadow going from the night before. He told me that the after getting a wicked blowjob, the girl he was with said "I like it rough". He took this cue and started pimp slapping her all over his apartment. After a few times she started crying and asked him "WTF?". He said "you said you liked it rough". She said "no, no, I meant your face"

12-04-2003, 02:49 PM	#25
SinCityLex Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 22	EVE, OMG that is toooooooooooooooooo funny!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha damn, that really doesn't make man look very good though proving we do think only with our dicks hahahahahaha __________________ Sincitybucks.com Promoting a site where a person can win an all expenses paid trip to Sin City to indulge in a Private XXX Sex Party! Its the new reality site your surfers are looking for!

12-04-2003, 02:51 PM	#26
GigaChris Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: CA Posts: 1,383	heres one for the ladies Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that, by mistake ended up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello-o-o!" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder. Still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away................ "We're down here...." __________________ __chris Operations Director www.gigacash.com icq# 154169968 Selling your biz? Selling premium domains? We buy. Contact me.

12-04-2003, 02:51 PM	#27
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12-04-2003, 02:54 PM	#28
SinCityLex Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 22	LOL GigaChris Man that was a good one! ok i gotta stop reading on here.. i gotsta get work done! __________________ Sincitybucks.com Promoting a site where a person can win an all expenses paid trip to Sin City to indulge in a Private XXX Sex Party! Its the new reality site your surfers are looking for!

12-04-2003, 03:02 PM	#29
Hollywood Horwitz Porn To ROCK! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 4,357	After a long night buying a foxy women drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the women asked Joe in for a nightcap... One thing led to another ....After making love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe bewildered. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation." __________________ Ross Horwitz Skype: RossAngeles666 Online Ad Sales / Email / Display Ads / Mobile Cell.323.949.4313 [email protected]

12-04-2003, 03:08 PM	#31
mahoney Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Nv Posts: 5,318	You Giga Folks are funny, Since you already use webmaster paradise I am going to give you http://www.flatratelive.com for Free for the month of December. Merry x-Mas This plug in has better member retention then I have seen __________________ Vegassexparty.com Last edited by mahoney; 12-04-2003 at 03:11 PM..

12-04-2003, 05:12 PM	#33
Eve Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 805	Did I win?

12-04-2003, 05:16 PM	#34
xxxzoltan Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Budapest Posts: 118	Look down into your shorts ---> that's a joke dude ! __________________ 1-2-3 GFY

12-04-2003, 05:25 PM	#35
tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	This guy was walking home from work one day when he saw a sign in the pet store window that said, "TALKING MONKEY, $50". The guy went inside and sure enough, the monkey could talk, so he bought him. On the way home he asked the monkey for a favor. "I think my wife is cheating on me. I want you to follow her around all day tomorrow and come back at 5:30 and tell me what she does. You CAN tell time, can't you?" The monkey points to his teeny watch and says, "I do, I do." "Okay," says the man. "If you'll do that, I'll give you two bananas." "Okay, I do! I do!" said the monkey excitedly. Well, the man gets home at 5:30 and the monkey isn't there. 6:00, no monkey. 6:30, no monkey. Finally at 7:00 he hears a scratching at the door. He opens it and the monkey is standing there, all battered and bruised. His little clothes are ripped, his watch is busted and his hat is missing. "What happened!?" gasped the man. The monkey says, "I follow wife. She get into car with man. They go to hotel. I climb up in tree so I can see!" The monkey pauses so the man shrieks, "SO WHAT HAPPENED?" The monkey thinks for a moment and says, "Well, he play with she and she play with he... I play with me and fall out of tree!" __________________

12-04-2003, 05:36 PM	#36
keyDet79 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,109	A little guy drives through the country and sees a beautiful young red haired chick standing under a tree. Suddenly a HUGE Irish man jumps outta the bushes, makes the guy pull over, pulls him out and yells "Ya see dat redhaired girl over there? Look at her ya dirty scumbag!" The man, terrified, looks at her. "Now I want ya to pull down ya pants ya bastard!", the Irish man yells. "Y..Yes sir" says the man, not knowing what the fuck he wants from him. The Irish man yells "I want ya to look at her and masturbate now ya piece of shit". The man jacks off, it doesn't take him long to cum looking at the hot chick, "there, I'm done, sir". "Okay ya fuckface, now look at her and do it again!" says the Irish man. So the man pulls and pulls and cums again after a while. "Here sir, please let me go now" he says. "NO" yells the Irish man, "do it AGAIN!" So the guy tries and tries, no luck. So he says 'I'm sorry, kill me if you like but I can hardly keep it up now sir". "Okay" says the Irish man, "Now would you be kind enough to give my daughter a ride home", and he points at the redhaired girl. __________________ Multihomed quality BW for less ICQ 51034232 - MSN [email protected] - Email keydet(at)vibehosting.com

12-04-2003, 05:43 PM	#37
MadCap Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: 137771650 Minneapolis MN Posts: 2,357	This is truly fucking horrible but here it goes. Why did michael jackson hang his kid over the balcony...... GIve up..... To let the cum drain out. sorry

12-04-2003, 05:48 PM	#38
Burridge Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: New York City Posts: 1,186	what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

12-04-2003, 05:55 PM	#39
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Why do guys like tampons with strings? So they can floss after they eat! why don't girls wear dresses in the winter? So they don't get chapped lips.. shrugs TOM __________________

12-04-2003, 05:57 PM	#40
Fabien Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,787	Gimme a break

12-04-2003, 05:59 PM	#42
MadCap Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: 137771650 Minneapolis MN Posts: 2,357	A guy is walking down the beach when he comes across a girl with no arms and no legs crying uncontrollably he calms her down and asks whats wrong she says ive never been huged before he says is that all picks her up gives her a hug then sets her down and goes on his way. Next day same thing hes walking down the beach and sees this girl again and shes crying again he says now whats wrong. She says ive never been kissed before. So he picks her up and gives her a kiss and she stops crying so he puts her back down and goes on his way. Next day same thing walking down the beach he sees the same girl crying again by now hes thinking this is getting old but ill try it one more time. He walks up to her and says now whats wrong. she says ive never been fucked before. so he picks her up runs down to the water throws her as far as he can and yells NOW YOURE FUCKED!!

12-04-2003, 07:00 PM	#43
darnit Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teh Interweb Posts: 2,439	Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: WANNA RIDE BIKES?