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A bit offensive maybe, but funny..
1.
Q: What do you tell your wife when she comes to you with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told that bitch twice.
2.
Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she comes home from the battered wives shelter?
A: The dishes, if she knows whats good for her.
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Q: What's Superman eating for breakfast these days?
A: Kryptonite, by the looks of him.
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