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I've always liked these two even though they are stupid.
You have to ask a friend and catch them off guard on these two.
#1
You go up to your friend and say hey man if you woke up dizzy in the morning in the woods and had a really bad hangover and your asshole hurt like crazy and you were really puzzled why and you felt some slimy vasoline on your asshole, would you EVER EVER tell anyone?
Friend says:
No for sure I"d not tell anyone!
Wanna go camping sometime?
#2 90% of men don't masturbate in the shower, but to relieve stress they all sing the same song. The other 10% don't sing just rub one out every morning in the shower.
What song do they sing?
Your friend most likely will
shrug his shoulders and reply,
"I don't know."
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