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A guy is walking down the beach when he comes across a girl with no arms and no legs crying uncontrollably he calms her down and asks whats wrong she says ive never been huged before he says is that all picks her up gives her a hug then sets her down and goes on his way.
Next day same thing hes walking down the beach and sees this girl again and shes crying again he says now whats wrong. She says ive never been kissed before. So he picks her up and gives her a kiss and she stops crying so he puts her back down and goes on his way.
Next day same thing walking down the beach he sees the same girl crying again by now hes thinking this is getting old but ill try it one more time. He walks up to her and says now whats wrong. she says ive never been fucked before. so he picks her up runs down to the water throws her as far as he can and yells NOW YOURE FUCKED!!
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