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Describe the typical American?
Being an American, sometimes we get so used to our culture that we forget how to describe ourselves. However, whatever we do, our values are hahahahahaded in our assumptions and actions.
So, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, the first truly American (non independence day) secular holiday, list the key words that comprise american values. Let me start with my list: Equality before the law Respect for the law Working smart and working hard Ruthless competition An eagerness to network to get deals done Respect for and eagerness for invention Creativity Independence What is your list? |
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Openness to trade and prosperity around the world.
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Approximately 6' tall, short dark hair. Enjoys long walks on moonlit beaches and romantic dinners for two. Tired of games and ready to settle down. Desires a mate with open and carefree attitudes about life. Age/race not important. No fatties.
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puts alot of cash in the pockets of all the haters. Give thanks jackasses, cause lord knows were you would be without net porn
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I help you SUCCEED
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fat because of fastfood
tv addicted porn addicted football addicted hmm......... |
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Fat.
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hang-out in bars and drinks lots of beer, i forget about women
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Americans? Easy.....
Most are friendly and great to talk to, great to visit with, great to do business with. ![]() Some are pompous and arrogant Many of the women are very good-looking Some are overweight, others are built like Arnie Schwartzenburger Some are always drunk Some are on the atkins diet A few are retarded imbeciles ..... pretty much sums up the people of most counties actually.
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One word - IDIOT
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American - "WHAAAATTT??? Bomb the mothefuckers!"
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Homer Simpson
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Also, Extreemely Ignorant FAKE DUMB Boring |
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poor knowlidge of history
poor knowlidge of geography poor knowlidge of art poor knowlidge of everything which makes you an inteligent person living in color dream world of freedome but have no real freedome at all. The best movie producers in the world The worst car producers in the world (exept Korea) The great patriots Great business strategy Living in the fucking nice country edited : I don't want to hurt your feelings - its your holiday today right?
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FUCK STEREOTYPES.
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This is a great thread to sort out those with brains vs. those without.
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can you hit me on ICQ or tell me which errors I made?I am seriouse now
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CAN A BRUDDA GET A CHEASESTEAK UP IN HURR?
the food, and when their is food its big proportions, i miss tuscon and the mexican restaurants when they serve you triple cheese burritoes they server u triple cheese burritos! |
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Or did you mean technical errors like , " america is the worst car maker besides korea " LOL america invented cars and have made some of the best vehicles around. Sure there are some great countries that make excellent cars like "germany" but only after we taught you how to do it. If it wasnt for america you would still be pushing your mom around in a flinstones-mobile. My 65' chevy is the best of the best, there still isnt a truck around that can beat it. Or your claim of our lack of history art blah blah blah . Just look at the scholastic standards tests and you will be suprised at what you find. Or your claim of lack of freedoms. LOL What country are you from that has no knowledge of america. You sound like you get your facts from " the simpsons " |
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And for those who can't seem to read or comprehend...the original poster did NOT say describe a typical American...but DID say...
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I have always promoted your company for free because i like the service and the price , but now that i know your feeling about americans, i will certainly never buy content from your company again. In america we would say " you just lost yourself a customer bro " |
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its always thats not proper here, u r not being proper. take the large bottle out of your ass and loosen the fuck up! |
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scholastic standards tests - I am from Czech rep.The true is that 12years old Czech boy has the same knowlidge as 15 years old boy from US.I am not saying this to impress you but this is just a fact.Our system of education is really different and pretty hard (one of the good thingsa left after communists).Thats why so many Czech boys and girls are very good students of US universities. freedom - Czechs had no freedom for more then 40 years under communists presure maybe thats the reason why I can tell you what is the freedom and what is just an illusion
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Question about your education system... are all of your students that exceptional? Or just a select few that may have been given extra opportunities? Also, do all children receive education and is it all of the same quality?
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Theres more than one car maker in the usa. And you still have alot to learn about making trucks. Quote:
We arent comparing czech's with americans or we would have alot more sections to cover. ( i.e. infant mortality , life expectancy , poverty rate, etc etc ) Your original points were made about americans , not comparing americans to any certain country. The reason your "boys and girls" do well here is because we only see the ones that you can afford to send over here. If you sent over "average czechs" there prob wouldnt be much difference. |
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I didn't say I hate you (or US at all) or anything like this.I just told you the truth. Also this is another proof of your Big US ego - so you change your oppinion on biz with me just beacuse I am telling you that US cars sucks or something about education? What would you like me to do?Screaming "thank you US" all the time - no way man , wake up man -US is no perfect country - has lot of problems and shitty things (like each country in the world)
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And sure of course not all of the kids are smart or educated well but I Am talking generaly.The ordinary 12 y-o boy knows the capitol of Ivory Coast because they have to study about this too.I think the most of US people have no idea what the Ivory Coast is -even they should know the capitol.Just trying to explain - its hard for me because of my english
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American Business 101 -- You do have to kiss you customers ass. If you don't, someone else will.
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No ego involved here , i dont do biz with morons who post garbage in a thread for american values. If this thread was named "who is better czech's or americans" that would be different , but it was a HOLIDAY THREAD to state american values not a " another thread to bash americans " Wake up "czechie" i never claimed america was perfect ( do they teach you to read over there? ", i only pointed out your obvious typical flawed thinking. " blame america for everything because we have nothing " |
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Unfortunately most US citizens have never visttied anyplace outside of the US. They are taught in sound bytes what the rest of the world is like an have no idea.
My eyes opened on numerous trips out of the country and my realization that the USA is NOT the best place in the world to live, the USA is NOT the most free country in the world. The USA is the blind bully smacking anyone who dares to disagree with it's policies. Unfortunately at least half of the voters of the USA are blind, ignorant and programed to believe the copious lies of our government. The typical US voter believes King George is a good president and even the occasional GFY poster believes the same. The picture is tragic for the entire world. |
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But there's one thing you must try to understand, it's not that we're all stupid, it's that we have a completely different mentality. Trivial facts like the capital of the Ivory Coast mean absolutely nothing to me. And you're right, I don't know it, though I did learn about it 10 years ago. I find no real purpose in remembering something that I'll never need to know. And if I did need to know it, the answer is only 2 clicks away.
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And yes you are right about sending just a few and probably the best boys and girls to US but the average is not the same - believe me I know what I am talking about I tried to explain in last post.Thats because our standarts are higher in our education system. Btw - I posted some good things about US too ![]()
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