Americans? Easy.....
Most are friendly and great to talk to, great to visit with, great to do business with.
Some are pompous and arrogant
Many of the women are very good-looking
Some are overweight, others are built like Arnie Schwartzenburger
Some are always drunk
Some are on the atkins diet
A few are retarded imbeciles
..... pretty much sums up the people of most counties actually.