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Tala · 08-13-2003, 11:59 PM

Question: How does one find out how many times they've posted in a thread? I know there's a way to get the listing of who's posted how many times, but I don't know how to do that.

freeadultcontent · 08-14-2003, 12:00 AM

Based on the laws of the U.S. Constitution. There are five requirements someone must meet to become president.
The candidate: must be at least 35 yrs. old. Must be a citizen of the US. Must have lived in the US for at bare minimum 14 years. And must have been born in the us.

what is the last one?

DJRCyberAVS · 08-14-2003, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by completetosser

Just popped back in (Americans never 'pop' anywhere BTW ) to say - that's bollocks. We say one hundred and one. When did you ever hear a darts commentator say 'one hundred eighty'?It's 'one hundred AND eighty'.

And on that slightly controversial note - I'm really going to bed this time

Yeah, some these questions are a bit odd because of the different phrasing.

Take it easy mate, catch you laters

SilverTab · 08-14-2003, 12:02 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
Mr. Red is wearing the green suit, Mr. Blue is wearing the red suit, and Mr. Green is wearing the blue suit.

correct..

First one can't be Mr Blue since his suit is blue...can't be Mr Red cause he's the one answering...so it can only be Mr Green, with the blue suit...rest is deduction...

freeadultcontent · 08-14-2003, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS

Yeah, some these questions are a bit odd because of the different phrasing.

Take it easy mate, catch you laters

actually that one required no re-phrasing I was doing it for project shadows post count.

DJRCyberAVS · 08-14-2003, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Based on the laws of the U.S. Constitution. There are five requirements someone must meet to become president.
The candidate: must be at least 25 yrs. old. Must be a citizen of the US. Must have lived in the US for at bare minimum 14 years. And must have been born in the us.

what is the last one?

Can't have had a legal conviction, been charged with Perjury or something?

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:03 AM

they have to be 35, toots...

the president must be alive.

freeadultcontent · 08-14-2003, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Question: How does one find out how many times they've posted in a thread? I know there's a way to get the listing of who's posted how many times, but I don't know how to do that.

umm not sure. maybe that is a good question

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

umm not sure. maybe that is a good question

DJRCyberAVS · 08-14-2003, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

actually that one required no re-phrasing I was doing it for project shadows post count.

No not your phrasing, ours. From US/English to UK/English. ;)

freeadultcontent · 08-14-2003, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
they have to be 35, toots...

the president must be alive.

edited it to fix the typo.

alive is not correct.

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
they have to be 35, toots...

the president must be alive.

Reason being, once he's dead, the presidency goes to the Vice President.

freeadultcontent · 08-14-2003, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS

No not your phrasing, ours. From US/English to UK/English. ;)

that one was based on spelling though not pronounciation.

everyone says one hundred and one when talking. Spelled though it is in correct.

freeadultcontent · 08-14-2003, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Reason being, once he's dead, the presidency goes to the Vice President.

no. remember to become president.

he cant die and have his vice take office.

Elli · 08-14-2003, 12:06 AM

It's a simple one-layer logic diagram.

Mr. Red is wearing Green
Mr. Blue is wearing Red
Mr. Green is wearing Blue.

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."

What color suit is each man wearing?

No ones answering mine LOL

EDIT: Awww man my diagram took too long!

freeadultcontent · 08-14-2003, 12:07 AM

brb to check for answers, black ants invaded my soda.

Elli · 08-14-2003, 12:09 AM

The president must peak English?

SilverTab · 08-14-2003, 12:10 AM

Ok I had to post it LOL

"There are three words in the English language that end in -GRY. Two are HUNGRY and ANGRY. The third one everyone uses every day and knows what it stands for. If you listened carefully, I already told you what the word is. What is the third word?"

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Reason being, once he's dead, the presidency goes to the Vice President.

One must be alive to be president.

1. Must be 35
2. Must be a natural born citizen (those two points you mentioned are really just the same point here)
3. Must have lived continuously 14 years in the US
4. He must be alive (or mentally capable of holding office). At such time as the president dies/is declared unable to fulfill his duties, his presidency is given over to the Vice President.

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:11 AM

FUCK
"to become President"

He must be elected.

DUH

Project-Shadow · 08-14-2003, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
FUCK
"to become President"

He must be elected.

DUH

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Project-Shadow

Elli · 08-14-2003, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
Ok I had to post it LOL

"There are three words in the English language that end in -GRY. Two are HUNGRY and ANGRY. The third one everyone uses every day and knows what it stands for. If you listened carefully, I already told you what the word is. What is the third word?"

I had to look it up, but I won't spoil it for others.

Project-Shadow · 08-14-2003, 12:17 AM

Three?

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli

I had to look it up, but I won't spoil it for others.

*groan* God, this thing is older than Hef's underwear.

Elli · 08-14-2003, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
*groan* God, this thing is older than Hef's underwear.

hahha I thought I remembered hearing that he didn't wear underwear.. just pyjamas.

SilverTab · 08-14-2003, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
*groan* God, this thing is older than Hef's underwear.

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli

hahha I thought I remembered hearing that he didn't wear underwear.. just pyjamas.

SilverTab · 08-14-2003, 12:26 AM

Thousand

Billion

Octillion

Hundred

One

Four

Eight

?

What goes next

(original one was
1,000
1,000,000,000
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
100
1
4
8
? But I tought it was almost impossible LOL)

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
Thousand

Billion

Octillion

Hundred

One

Four

Eight

?

What goes next

Your phone number?

SilverTab · 08-14-2003, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Your phone number?

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
Thousand

Billion

Octillion

Hundred

One

Four

Eight

?

What goes next

(original one was
1,000
1,000,000,000
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
100
1
4
8
? But I tought it was almost impossible LOL)

0

1 comma
4 commas
8 commas (had you written out the octillion correctly :p)
no commas

Project-Shadow · 08-14-2003, 12:31 AM

1/10th?

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:34 AM

....well?

SilverTab · 08-14-2003, 12:34 AM

both wrong..hint, it's a "non-math" riddle! ;)

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
both wrong..hint, it's a "non-math" riddle! ;)

SilverTab · 08-14-2003, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala

That's why I actually "wrote" the numbers...it's not a math thing..

SilverTab · 08-14-2003, 12:43 AM

ok fuck it I don't think anyone will find it LOL

Thousands is the first number with "a" in it....do the rest...so the answer is...!

Project-Shadow · 08-14-2003, 12:45 AM

Five dude.

Alphabet rules :P

Project-Shadow · 08-14-2003, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

that one was based on spelling though not pronounciation.

everyone says one hundred and one when talking. Spelled though it is in correct.

Has FAC gone to bed?

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
ok fuck it I don't think anyone will find it LOL

Thousands is the first number with "a" in it....do the rest...so the answer is...!

oh for fuck's sake. My answer wasn't as much of a stretch as that one!

Strife · 08-14-2003, 12:47 AM

Question: what goes up but never comes down?

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strife
Question: what goes up but never comes down?

Taxes. :p

SilverTab · 08-14-2003, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Project-Shadow
Five dude.

Alphabet rules :P

Hmm wrong LOL

KRosh · 08-14-2003, 12:50 AM

"what goes up but never comes down"

your age

DJRCyberAVS · 08-14-2003, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strife
Question: what goes up but never comes down?

smoke/flames.

Tala · 08-14-2003, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRosh
your age

your....ummm....age....yeah, that's it.

SilverTab · 08-14-2003, 12:56 AM

ok damnit the answer was three (3)

Thousands : First number with A
Billion: First number with B
...

...
...

Eight : First number with G

ANSWER: 3: first number with H....

KRosh · 08-14-2003, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
Thousand

Billion

Octillion

Hundred

One

Four

Eight

?

What goes next

(original one was
1,000
1,000,000,000
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
100
1
4
8
? But I tought it was almost impossible LOL)

I think you might have jacked this problem..LOL

thousand, billion, octillion, hundred, zero, four, eight, three

The value of an element is the first integer to contain that letter in its name. So the next element is five.

SilverTab · 08-14-2003, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRosh

I think you might have jacked this problem..LOL

thousand, billion, octillion, hundred, zero, four, eight, three

The value of an element is the first integer to contain that letter in its name. So the next element is five.

Hehe tell that to the riddle site I found this on

08-13-2003, 11:59 PM	#551
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08-14-2003, 12:00 AM	#552
freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	Based on the laws of the U.S. Constitution. There are five requirements someone must meet to become president. The candidate: must be at least 35 yrs. old. Must be a citizen of the US. Must have lived in the US for at bare minimum 14 years. And must have been born in the us. what is the last one? __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites Last edited by freeadultcontent; 08-14-2003 at 12:04 AM..

08-14-2003, 12:03 AM	#557
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	they have to be 35, toots... the president must be alive. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-14-2003, 12:07 AM	#566
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08-14-2003, 12:09 AM	#567
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	The president must peak English? __________________ email: [email protected]

08-14-2003, 12:10 AM	#568
SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	Ok I had to post it LOL "There are three words in the English language that end in -GRY. Two are HUNGRY and ANGRY. The third one everyone uses every day and knows what it stands for. If you listened carefully, I already told you what the word is. What is the third word?" __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

08-14-2003, 12:11 AM	#570
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	FUCK "to become President" He must be elected. DUH __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-14-2003, 12:17 AM	#574
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	Three?

08-14-2003, 12:26 AM	#579
SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	Thousand Billion Octillion Hundred One Four Eight ? What goes next (original one was 1,000 1,000,000,000 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 100 1 4 8 ? But I tought it was almost impossible LOL) __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

08-14-2003, 12:31 AM	#583
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	1/10th?

08-14-2003, 12:34 AM	#584
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	....well? __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-14-2003, 12:34 AM	#585
SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	both wrong..hint, it's a "non-math" riddle! ;) __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

08-14-2003, 12:43 AM	#588
SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	ok fuck it I don't think anyone will find it LOL Thousands is the first number with "a" in it....do the rest...so the answer is...! __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

08-14-2003, 12:45 AM	#589
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	Five dude. Alphabet rules :P

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08-14-2003, 12:50 AM	#595
KRosh So Fucking Outlawed Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 5,114	"what goes up but never comes down" your age Last edited by KRosh; 08-14-2003 at 12:52 AM..

08-14-2003, 12:56 AM	#598
SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	ok damnit the answer was three (3) Thousands : First number with A Billion: First number with B ... ... ... Eight : First number with G ANSWER: 3: first number with H.... __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959