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completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:04 PM

You can't die of shock in a dream?

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
You can't die of shock in a dream?

Very close, but not exactly.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
While reading a story of an axe murderer. Jane fell asleep and dreamt she was being chased through the some apartments and the murderer caught her and swung the axe. Just as the murderers axe was swung, jane ran into a room, shut the door and touched her neck to awaken her. The shock was so great she died instantly.

Is there anything wrong with this story? (typos, punctuation, and grammer do not count).

Reposted for page 2.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:09 PM

If she was dreaming, she wouldn't need to touch herself to wake up because she wasn't asleep - if you see what I mean

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:10 PM

LOL.... Yes, she's not dead otherwise she couldn't tell you what she'd been dreaming ;)

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:11 PM

DJRCyberAVS correct again./ close enough.

Actually Jane died in her sleep, there is no way of knowing what she was dreaming.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:12 PM

kinda blew the gun on that answer, so will credit both of you.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:13 PM

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:13 PM

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:14 PM

Very simple one.

Dick has two coins which total 35 cents. Since one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by KRosh
To ensure a tightly sealed fit. Additionally, the manufacture of circular manhole covers is easier and more accurate than the manufacture of covers of any other shape. Lastly, round manhole covers, once removed, require less lifting and less manpower, as their shape allows them to be rolled.

The other reason a manhole cover is round is because the manhole is round.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:15 PM

one is a dime, the other is a quarter.

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
one is a dime, the other is a quarter.

You type too fast.

Edit:

Now sit in MY lap.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:15 PM

Beat me to it

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:16 PM

Typical - the only one I got

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:17 PM

stocktrader23, Tala, completetosser

correct all count since I did not give correct post yet.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:17 PM

No lap-sitting for you. :p

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:17 PM

Nother quick simple one.

How far can a wolf run into the woods?

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by Tala

No lap-sitting for you. :p

Bah! No nipple tweaking for you then.

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:18 PM

Ah... not well up on US loose change ;)

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Nother quick simple one.

How far can a wolf run into the woods?

Halfway. After that, he's running OUT of the woods.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:19 PM

tala correct.

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:19 PM

halfway otherwise it's running out of the woods ;)

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

Bah! No nipple tweaking for you then.

( . )Y( . )

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
Ah... not well up on US loose change ;)

I've lived here for two years now and I'm still getting used to it -sometimes I try and slip the odd 5p in

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:21 PM

btw yes I am working, have my ftp uploading so I cant do much else but post.

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It is impossible for anyone to survive longer than 7 days without drinking, yet abdul did a 10 day desert walk without finding water or bringing any along, at no time did it rain. How was this possible?

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser

I've lived here for two years now and I'm still getting used to it -sometimes I try and slip the odd 5p in

LOL I hate small change.... fucks your pockets up.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
btw yes I am working, have my ftp uploading so I cant do much else but post.

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It is impossible for anyone to survive longer than 7 days without drinking, yet abdul did a 10 day desert walk without finding water or bringing any along, at no time did it rain. How was this possible?

Abdul is a camel. They can survive up to two weeks without water, storing their water in their humps.

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:23 PM

he's a camel

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
btw yes I am working, have my ftp uploading so I cant do much else but post.

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It is impossible for anyone to survive longer than 7 days without drinking, yet abdul did a 10 day desert walk without finding water or bringing any along, at no time did it rain. How was this possible?

He pulled a Kayla.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Abdul is a camel. They can survive up to two weeks without water, storing their water in their humps.

Abdul is human. Try again.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

He pulled a Kayla.

That would count as bringing it along

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

That would count as bringing it along

He drank something besides water.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

Abdul is human. Try again.

He drank his own urine.

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:26 PM

his friend friend brought water along or... he didn't survive (you didn't say he did)

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:27 PM

I must get my Edward de Bono books out I think LOL

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:29 PM

Incidentally - what's a Kayla?

frippeno · 08-13-2003, 07:29 PM

With a big sheet of plastic suspended at the corners and weighted in the center, you can collect condensation even in the desert.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:29 PM

Ok urine counts as bringing it along.

He traveled alone.

He did survive.

He is human.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by frippeno
With a big sheet of plastic suspended at the corners and weighted in the center, you can collect condensation even in the desert.

True, dat.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by completetosser
Incidentally - what's a Kayla?

see urine reply

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

He drank something besides water.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by frippeno
With a big sheet of plastic suspended at the corners and weighted in the center, you can collect condensation even in the desert.

He did not have a big sheet of plastic with him, just the clothes required for the desert.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:31 PM

I agree with Stocktrader - he drank something that wasn't water

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

He drank something besides water.

It was water.

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:33 PM

The desert was made of Ice and snow?

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:33 PM

Shall we declare this question a stumped?

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:33 PM

Oasis

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
The desert was made of Ice and snow?

Correct.

A desert is a region so arid that it supports little or no vegetation. Many areas of the far north are also considered deserts.

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

Correct.

A desert is a region so arid that it supports little or no vegetation. Many areas of the far north are also considered deserts.

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