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completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:35 PM

Why isn't DJR asleep in bed? LOL

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:36 PM

SNOW!!!

When desert is said, we think sand and heat. But there are also deserts made up of glacial areas, it is an area devoid of rain! He survived by eating ice and/or snow!

John3 · 08-13-2003, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
That is one reason.
They will not fall through.
Need second reason.

that's incorrect.
Any given shape won't fall through provided there is a bevel.

Circles use the least amount of material to manufacture, though.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
The desert was made of Ice and snow?

Oh go to hell.

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
Why isn't DJR asleep in bed? LOL

LOL, I should be mate.... but just play a little longer.

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

that's incorrect.
Any given shape won't fall through provided there is a bevel.

Circles use the least amount of material to manufacture, though.

I pity the fool that don't know other shapes can fall through!

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:39 PM

Simple one again.

Before cholesterol became such a concern, people believed that:
<center>
M N X R L T 4 U
</center>

What did people believe?

creamycherries · 08-13-2003, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
While reading a story of an axe murderer. Jane fell asleep and dreamt she was being chased through the some apartments and the murderer caught her and swung the axe. Just as the murderers axe was swung, jane ran into a room, shut the door and touched her neck to awaken her. The shock was so great she died instantly.

Is there anything wrong with this story? (typos, punctuation, and grammer do not count).

I wanna know who knows what Jane dreamt if she wasn't even awake long enough to tell anyone about it. Hmmm...

Cherry

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:41 PM

Ham and eggs are......bollocks!

John3 · 08-13-2003, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

I pity the fool that don't know other shapes can fall through!

no, that's incorrect.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by creamycherries

I wanna know who knows what Jane dreamt if she wasn't even awake long enough to tell anyone about it. Hmmm...

Cherry

See the answer when I jumped the gun.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by completetosser
Ham and eggs are......bollocks!

so close.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:42 PM

... healthy for you

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by completetosser
Ham and eggs are......bollocks!

Mham N Xeggs ARSE!

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS

Mham N Xeggs ARSE!

we got the ham and eggs....
finish it.

KRosh · 08-13-2003, 07:43 PM

you sure you are asking this correctly ?

How can jane run into the room if she is the one dreaming??

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:43 PM

comptoser correct.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Simple one again.

Before cholesterol became such a concern, people believed that:
<center>
M N X R L T 4 U
</center>

What did people believe?

Fuckin a. "Ham and eggs are healthy for you"

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

we got the ham and eggs....
finish it.

Rare Lheal Tthy 4for Uyou

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

no, that's incorrect.

You sir are an idiot.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRosh
you sure you are asking this correctly ?

How can jane run into the room if she is the one dreaming??

I can ask however I wish, she died in her sleep we have no idea what she was dreaming, and hence what was wrong with the story.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:45 PM

About time I was LOL. I've not done any of these for years

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:47 PM

Military time.

A group of soldiers were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. The sergeant shouted to them:

Right turn!
About turn!
Left turn!

In which direction are the soldiers now facing?

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:48 PM

South

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:48 PM

John3 · 08-13-2003, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

You sir are an idiot.

No, you are because you accept "common knowledge" to be factual.

A fucking circle would fall through if there wasn't a bevel. Same goes for any other shape provided the bevel is large enough.

In case you took your engineering classes back in the 60's or 70's and were taught that, I'm sorry. There's been an update to the textbooks.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:49 PM

East.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
East

tala made it in before my post.

correct.

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

no, that's incorrect.

http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/expla...s/manholes.asp

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/expla...s/manholes.asp

Forget the damn bevel.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:52 PM

In the common calendar some months have 30 days and months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?

High Quality · 08-13-2003, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

Correct.

A desert is a region so arid that it supports little or no vegetation. Many areas of the far north are also considered deserts.

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:52 PM

all 12 ;)

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
all 12 ;)

correct.

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

No, you are because you accept "common knowledge" to be factual.

A fucking circle would fall through if there wasn't a bevel. Same goes for any other shape provided the bevel is large enough.

In case you took your engineering classes back in the 60's or 70's and were taught that, I'm sorry. There's been an update to the textbooks.

Dipshit, if the bevel on certain shapes was wide enough so they couldn't fall through the hole would have to be much bigger for a person to fit in it. Do I have to draw you a fucking picture. I'm sure there are 1 or 2 other shapes that can't fall through but most will.

You trying to tell me if they wanted manholes with a rectangle 1ft by 3ft they are going to make the bevel over 1 foot wide on 2 sides so that it can't fall through?

John3 · 08-13-2003, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/expla...s/manholes.asp

I'm sorry you believe that. It's wrong.

A better answer is that they are round because pipes are round. And you could also mention standardization as a good reason.

But the reason you gave is complete b.s. - it got popular because it was quoted as a Microsoft interview question.

Tala · 08-13-2003, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
In the common calendar some months have 30 days and months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?

All of them.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:53 PM

What is the closest relation that your father's sister's sister-in-law could be to you?

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/expla...s/manholes.asp

Interesting site - I've just found out why I'm left-handed

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

I'm sorry you believe that. It's wrong.

A better answer is that they are round because pipes are round. And you could also mention standardization as a good reason.

But the reason you gave is complete b.s. - it got popular because it was quoted as a Microsoft interview question.

See above post.

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:54 PM

No such relative

John3 · 08-13-2003, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Dipshit, if the bevel on certain shapes was wide enough so they couldn't fall through the hole would have to be much bigger for a person to fit in it. Do I have to draw you a fucking picture. I'm sure there are 1 or 2 other shapes that can't fall through but most will.

You trying to tell me if they wanted manholes with a rectangle 1ft by 3ft they are going to make the bevel over 1 foot wide on 2 sides so that it can't fall through?

Um, no, dipshit, only an idiot would make a rectangular cover to cover a round pipe.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by completetosser
No such relative

nope.

DJRCyberAVS · 08-13-2003, 07:56 PM

Mother

John3 · 08-13-2003, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

See above post.

according to you, a square would work well

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
Mother

correct

kristin · 08-13-2003, 07:57 PM

The father's brother's wife...

stocktrader23 · 08-13-2003, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

Um, no, dipshit, only an idiot would make a rectangular cover to cover a round pipe.

You sure are a funny guy. A rectangle would fall into the "other shapes" I was referring to.

freeadultcontent · 08-13-2003, 07:58 PM

A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. This child is not an American citizen. How could this be?

completetosser · 08-13-2003, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

Um, no, dipshit, only an idiot would make a rectangular cover to cover a round pipe.

Actually, I'm sorry to tell you this, but there are rectangular covers in the UK

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