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06-08-2003, 12:18 PM
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My Dick is suing me :(
My dick has just filed a lawsuit against me for wreckless behavior and induced trauma. In the suit, my dick states he is tired of being put into dark smelly holes, and now wants to live out the rest of his life quitely by himself. Anyone know a good lawyer?
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06-08-2003, 12:27 PM
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06-08-2003, 12:29 PM
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stop hanging out with archer
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06-08-2003, 12:30 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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06-08-2003, 12:36 PM
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06-08-2003, 12:38 PM
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Hmmm you need to file an ANSWER to his complaint. You should raise the affirmative defense of IMPOSSIBILITY by claiming impotence Moreover you should also claim the defense of ASSUMPTION OF RISK, since he IS a penis, part of a penis' job is to be put into holes.
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06-08-2003, 12:39 PM
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You wanna get back at it?
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06-08-2003, 12:42 PM
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06-08-2003, 12:47 PM
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sounds like you know what your are doing bro. Can I have you talk to my dick and maybe you can work this out for me?
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06-08-2003, 12:54 PM
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Law offices of Balls & Shaft Pimplink Attorney at Law LOL Disclaimer: PARODY
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06-08-2003, 12:56 PM
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06-08-2003, 12:57 PM
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I will serve as representing counsel for the defendant.
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06-08-2003, 12:59 PM
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06-08-2003, 02:59 PM
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You could always take it out back and beat it into submission!
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