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Originally posted by pimplink
I can't talk to him up close since I am not a gay man. LOL However, phone conversations are okay. If need be I can write a proposed SETTLEMENT to this matter. I bill at $350 an hour with $5000 retainer.
Law offices of Balls & Shaft
Pimplink
Attorney at Law
LOL 
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okay, but I'm afraid of getting fucked in the ass using the law offices of Balls and Shaft. I hope you don't overcharge me.