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Originally posted by MetaformX
My dick has just filed a lawsuit against me for wreckless behavior and induced trauma. In the suit, my dick states he is tired of being put into dark smelly holes, and now wants to live out the rest of his life quitely by himself. Anyone know a good lawyer?
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Hmmm you need to file an ANSWER to his complaint. You should raise the affirmative defense of IMPOSSIBILITY by claiming impotence
Moreover you should also claim the defense of ASSUMPTION OF RISK, since he IS a penis, part of a penis' job is to be put into holes.