My Dick is suing me :(
 

My dick has just filed a lawsuit against me for wreckless behavior and induced trauma. In the suit, my dick states he is tired of being put into dark smelly holes, and now wants to live out the rest of his life quitely by himself. Anyone know a good lawyer?

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stop hanging out with archer :winkwink:

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Hmmm you need to file an ANSWER to his complaint. You should raise the affirmative defense of IMPOSSIBILITY by claiming impotence

Moreover you should also claim the defense of ASSUMPTION OF RISK, since he IS a penis, part of a penis' job is to be put into holes.

You wanna get back at it?

Have a sex change operation! :glugglug

I knew a clown once who lost his job he's now suing his boss for funfair dissmissal

sounds like you know what your are doing bro. Can I have you talk to my dick and maybe you can work this out for me?

I can't talk to him up close since I am not a gay man. LOL However, phone conversations are okay. If need be I can write a proposed SETTLEMENT to this matter. I bill at $350 an hour with $5000 retainer.

Law offices of Balls & Shaft
Pimplink
Attorney at Law

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okay, but I'm afraid of getting fucked in the ass using the law offices of Balls and Shaft. I hope you don't overcharge me.

I will serve as representing counsel for the defendant.

Finally someone who isn't taking side with my cock.

You could always take it out back and beat it into submission!