My dick has just filed a lawsuit against me for wreckless behavior and induced trauma. In the suit, my dick states he is tired of being put into dark smelly holes, and now wants to live out the rest of his life quitely by himself. Anyone know a good lawyer?
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Originally posted by MetaformX
My dick has just filed a lawsuit against me for wreckless behavior and induced trauma. In the suit, my dick states he is tired of being put into dark smelly holes, and now wants to live out the rest of his life quitely by himself. Anyone know a good lawyer?
Hmmm you need to file an ANSWER to his complaint. You should raise the affirmative defense of IMPOSSIBILITY by claiming impotence
Moreover you should also claim the defense of ASSUMPTION OF RISK, since he IS a penis, part of a penis' job is to be put into holes.
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I knew a clown once who lost his job he's now suing his boss for funfair dissmissalOriginally posted by MetaformX
My dick has just filed a lawsuit against me for wreckless behavior and induced trauma. In the suit, my dick states he is tired of being put into dark smelly holes, and now wants to live out the rest of his life quitely by himself. Anyone know a good lawyer?my bum itchesComment
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Originally posted by pimplink
Hmmm you need to file an ANSWER to his complaint. You should raise the affirmative defense of IMPOSSIBILITY by claiming impotence
Moreover you should also claim the defense of ASSUMPTION OF RISK, since he IS a penis, part of a penis' job is to be put into holes.
sounds like you know what your are doing bro. Can I have you talk to my dick and maybe you can work this out for me?Comment
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I can't talk to him up close since I am not a gay man. LOL However, phone conversations are okay. If need be I can write a proposed SETTLEMENT to this matter. I bill at $350 an hour with $5000 retainer.Originally posted by MetaformX
sounds like you know what your are doing bro. Can I have you talk to my dick and maybe you can work this out for me?
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okay, but I'm afraid of getting fucked in the ass using the law offices of Balls and Shaft. I hope you don't overcharge me.Originally posted by pimplink
I can't talk to him up close since I am not a gay man. LOL However, phone conversations are okay. If need be I can write a proposed SETTLEMENT to this matter. I bill at $350 an hour with $5000 retainer.
Law offices of Balls & Shaft
Pimplink
Attorney at Law
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I will serve as representing counsel for the defendant.Comment
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Finally someone who isn't taking side with my cock.Originally posted by pornJester
I will serve as representing counsel for the defendant.Comment
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