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Old 06-04-2003, 05:59 AM   #1
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i sneezed into my fan

and it blew back in my face :-(
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:00 AM   #2
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That wasn't too bright.

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Old 06-04-2003, 06:00 AM   #3
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:13 AM   #5
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and it blew back in my face :-(
Was it like getting a facial ??
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:18 AM   #6
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well i just wasnt thinking, obviously i didnt do it for fun... anyway my face is clean now and i can get back to business :-)
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:26 AM   #7
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:31 AM   #8
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:32 AM   #9
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do it again ..this way you can make sure you did it right the first time
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:47 AM   #10
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shit. i only have a 99% chance of survival, i guess i will open http://www.karendreams.com for sale!
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:55 AM   #12
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:00 AM   #13
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Thanks...I've been looking for a dicktionary link
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:02 AM   #14
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ya they are hard to find
www.dictionary.com
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:04 AM   #15
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Was it like getting a facial ??
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:08 AM   #16
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HAHAHAHA
Self-portrait in your sig?
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:14 AM   #17
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Self-portrait in your sig?
say something nice for a change! your always in posts making comments like this!
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:14 AM   #18
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:16 AM   #19
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say something nice for a change! your always in posts making comments like this!
I'm a horrible, horrible person.
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:17 AM   #20
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say something nice for a change! your always in posts making comments like this!
never expect anything from a troll
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:18 AM   #21
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never expect anything from a troll
And you are?
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:19 AM   #22
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Self-portrait in your sig?
Nah..... The monkey is better looking than me
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:20 AM   #23
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Nah..... The monkey is better looking than me


There we go.

I knew a Scotsman wouldn't be offended.
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:21 AM   #24
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And before anyone gets upset:

*Because* Scots have a great sense of humor (usually).

(Not because they know they look like monkeys)


Even though most Scots are broke, kilt-wearing, caber-tossing drunks.

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Old 06-04-2003, 07:23 AM   #25
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Even if they usually are broke, kilt-wearing, caper-tossing drunks.
I wouldn't have it any other way! Cheers
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:24 AM   #26
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And you are?
not a troll
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:27 AM   #27
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not a troll
Really?

No sig.

Stupid name.

Stupid comments.

If it looks like a troll, smells like a troll, it must be a troll!
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:29 AM   #28
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:30 AM   #29
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Really?

No sig.

Stupid name.

Stupid comments.

If it looks like a troll, smells like a troll, it must be a troll!
awwww fishing for a key board fight... why doesnt anyone want to really step in the ring with me..dammit

People have actually met me in person from this board..and you?

no need to put one of my affilates up on my sig..i find it lame
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:41 AM   #31
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:44 AM   #32
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and it blew back in my face :-(
ha ha

Can't stop laughing, did that really happen?
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Old 06-04-2003, 08:02 AM   #34
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Why is when its someone elses snot its, "Ewwww", "Coodies" and when its our own its embraced enough to memorialize it in a thread?

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Old 06-04-2003, 08:51 AM   #35
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ha ha

Can't stop laughing, did that really happen?
yes! towards the end of drawing air to sneeze i realised the error of my ways, but it was too late to turn my head, and the fan sprayed it back my way :-( it was nasty, i went straight to the bathroom :-s
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*Because* Scots have a great sense of humor (usually).

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Even though most Scots are broke, kilt-wearing, caber-tossing drunks.
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O, lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
<B>O, lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize</B>

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