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  • a1ka1ine
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 3387

    #1

    i sneezed into my fan

    and it blew back in my face :-(
  • SpaceAce
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 6493

    #2
    That wasn't too bright.

    SpaceAce

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    • Zayne E.
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 1383

      #3
      Genious

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      • Jakke PNG
        ex-TeenGodFather
        • Nov 2001
        • 20306

        #4
        I like to piss against the wind.
        ..and I'm off.

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        • Scott McD
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 67792

          #5
          Originally posted by a1ka1ine
          and it blew back in my face :-(
          Was it like getting a facial ??


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          • a1ka1ine
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 3387

            #6
            well i just wasnt thinking, obviously i didnt do it for fun... anyway my face is clean now and i can get back to business :-)

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            • Hammer
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2003
              • 961

              #7
              I recommend air conditioning.
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              • adjektiv
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 381

                #8
                Sars?

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                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                  WW4L
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 10581

                  #9
                  do it again ..this way you can make sure you did it right the first time

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                  • a1ka1ine
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 3387

                    #10
                    Originally posted by adjektiv
                    Sars?
                    shit. i only have a 99% chance of survival, i guess i will open http://www.karendreams.com for sale!

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                    • NWPhil
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 1960

                      #11

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                      • Bex
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 2382

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Zayne E.
                        Genious

                        This might help you out.

                        Genius.


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                        • Zayne E.
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 1383

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bex


                          This might help you out.

                          Genius.
                          Thanks...I've been looking for a dicktionary link

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                          • NWPhil
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 1960

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Zayne E.


                            Thanks...I've been looking for a dicktionary link
                            ya they are hard to find
                            www.dictionary.com

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                            • Ross
                              Ik ben een aap
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 18874

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Scott McD

                              Was it like getting a facial ??
                              HAHAHAHA

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                              • SexySarah
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • May 2003
                                • 1076

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Ross

                                HAHAHAHA
                                Self-portrait in your sig?

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                                • a1ka1ine
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 3387

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SexySarah


                                  Self-portrait in your sig?
                                  say something nice for a change! your always in posts making comments like this!

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                                  • s0laris2
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 317

                                    #18
                                    Just another excuse to get wet

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                                    • SexySarah
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 1076

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by a1ka1ine


                                      say something nice for a change! your always in posts making comments like this!
                                      I'm a horrible, horrible person.

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                                      • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                        WW4L
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 10581

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by a1ka1ine


                                        say something nice for a change! your always in posts making comments like this!
                                        never expect anything from a troll

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                                        • SexySarah
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 1076

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


                                          never expect anything from a troll
                                          And you are?

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                                          • Ross
                                            Ik ben een aap
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 18874

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SexySarah


                                            Self-portrait in your sig?
                                            Nah..... The monkey is better looking than me

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                                            • SexySarah
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 1076

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Ross

                                              Nah..... The monkey is better looking than me


                                              There we go.

                                              I knew a Scotsman wouldn't be offended.

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                                              • SexySarah
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • May 2003
                                                • 1076

                                                #24
                                                And before anyone gets upset:

                                                *Because* Scots have a great sense of humor (usually).

                                                (Not because they know they look like monkeys)


                                                Even though most Scots are broke, kilt-wearing, caber-tossing drunks.
                                                Last edited by SexySarah; 06-04-2003, 06:24 AM.

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                                                • Ross
                                                  Ik ben een aap
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 18874

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SexySarah
                                                  Even if they usually are broke, kilt-wearing, caper-tossing drunks.
                                                  I wouldn't have it any other way! Cheers

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                                                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                    WW4L
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 10581

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SexySarah


                                                    And you are?
                                                    not a troll

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                                                    • SexySarah
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • May 2003
                                                      • 1076

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


                                                      not a troll
                                                      Really?

                                                      No sig.

                                                      Stupid name.

                                                      Stupid comments.

                                                      If it looks like a troll, smells like a troll, it must be a troll!

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                                                      • Scott McD
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 67792

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SexySarah
                                                        Even though most Scots are broke, kilt-wearing, caber-tossing drunks.


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                                                        • Ross
                                                          Ik ben een aap
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 18874

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Scott McD

                                                          I told you not to release pics of our dressing room after we loose a game!!!!

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                                                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                            WW4L
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 10581

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SexySarah


                                                            Really?

                                                            No sig.

                                                            Stupid name.

                                                            Stupid comments.

                                                            If it looks like a troll, smells like a troll, it must be a troll!
                                                            awwww fishing for a key board fight... why doesnt anyone want to really step in the ring with me..dammit

                                                            People have actually met me in person from this board..and you?

                                                            no need to put one of my affilates up on my sig..i find it lame

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                                                            • Herb Kornfield
                                                              Is on the 1
                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 4996

                                                              #31


                                                              There ya go

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                                                              • beavis
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                • 1111

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by a1ka1ine
                                                                and it blew back in my face :-(
                                                                ha ha

                                                                Can't stop laughing, did that really happen?
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                                                                • strobi
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 7383

                                                                  #33
                                                                  This only happens on GFY

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                                                                  • LeeNoga
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 3043

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Why is when its someone elses snot its, "Ewwww", "Coodies" and when its our own its embraced enough to memorialize it in a thread?

                                                                    - - "We love our snot, our farts don't stink, and our boogers are acceptable"

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                                                                    • a1ka1ine
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                      • 3387

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by beavis


                                                                      ha ha

                                                                      Can't stop laughing, did that really happen?
                                                                      yes! towards the end of drawing air to sneeze i realised the error of my ways, but it was too late to turn my head, and the fan sprayed it back my way :-( it was nasty, i went straight to the bathroom :-s

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                                                                      • SpaceAce
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                        • 6493

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SexySarah
                                                                        And before anyone gets upset:

                                                                        *Because* Scots have a great sense of humor (usually).

                                                                        (Not because they know they look like monkeys)


                                                                        Even though most Scots are broke, kilt-wearing, caber-tossing drunks.
                                                                        Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
                                                                        And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
                                                                        He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
                                                                        Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
                                                                        Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
                                                                        He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

                                                                        About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
                                                                        And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
                                                                        See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
                                                                        I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
                                                                        Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
                                                                        I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

                                                                        They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
                                                                        Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
                                                                        And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
                                                                        Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
                                                                        Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
                                                                        Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

                                                                        They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
                                                                        Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
                                                                        As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
                                                                        Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show
                                                                        Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
                                                                        Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show

                                                                        Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
                                                                        Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
                                                                        And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
                                                                        O, lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
                                                                        Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
                                                                        <B>O, lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize</B>

                                                                        SpaceAce

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                                                                        • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                          • 4365

                                                                          #37
                                                                          LOL
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