and it blew back in my face :-(
i sneezed into my fan
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never expect anything from a trollOriginally posted by a1ka1ine
say something nice for a change! your always in posts making comments like this!
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Originally posted by SexySarah
Really?
No sig.
Stupid name.
Stupid comments.
If it looks like a troll, smells like a troll, it must be a troll!
awwww fishing for a key board fight... why doesnt anyone want to really step in the ring with me..dammit
People have actually met me in person from this board..and you?
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ha haOriginally posted by a1ka1ine
and it blew back in my face :-(
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yes! towards the end of drawing air to sneeze i realised the error of my ways, but it was too late to turn my head, and the fan sprayed it back my way :-( it was nasty, i went straight to the bathroom :-sOriginally posted by beavis
ha ha
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Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fairOriginally posted by SexySarah
And before anyone gets upset:
*Because* Scots have a great sense of humor (usually).
(Not because they know they look like monkeys)
Even though most Scots are broke, kilt-wearing, caber-tossing drunks.
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O, lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
<B>O, lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize</B>
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