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Old 01-08-2026, 01:48 PM   #1
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Finally! Something actually useful & interesting

Poo-Torial...
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Old 01-08-2026, 02:51 PM   #2
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At every meal eat a side of fermented foods like sauerkraut or kimchi. My poo is 8 out of 10. Gandhi spent a lot of time thinking about poo as well. There is a reason dogs sniff each other’s butts.
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Old 01-08-2026, 02:59 PM   #3
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Have you ever had a poo where you felt you might have to stand up because the limit of poop in the bowl is being reached?
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Old 01-08-2026, 06:17 PM   #4
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Have you ever had a poo where you felt you might have to stand up because the limit of poop in the bowl is being reached?
Almost the opposite. I rarely use a toilet these days as I simply just relive myself in my pants, whenever the mood takes me, and more often than not I'm already standing up. Perhaps I'm stood in a queue at a shop, or just walking down the street...

However, once I've 'filled-em-up' I will inevitably get the urge to sit down! Nice and squishy! Make the most of it while its still fresh and warm
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Old 01-08-2026, 11:07 PM   #5
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Have you ever had a poo where you felt you might have to stand up because the limit of poop in the bowl is being reached?
this is the type of post that requires details
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Old 01-09-2026, 12:47 PM   #6
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I dunno how to explain it succinctly, it's like when a poop log comes sliding out and it's just one long big piece that does not "break" so you start feeling pressure and push back because well.. when a hard object fills a bowl of water, there's only so much displacement to be had.
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Old 01-09-2026, 03:17 PM   #7
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I dunno how to explain it succinctly, it's like when a poop log comes sliding out and it's just one long big piece that does not "break" so you start feeling pressure and push back because well.. when a hard object fills a bowl of water, there's only so much displacement to be had.
what the fuck are you eating?

displacement though...sounds all mathy. I can dig it
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Old 01-09-2026, 05:05 PM   #8
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Kinda like this...
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Old 01-10-2026, 04:32 AM   #9
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At every meal eat a side of fermented foods like sauerkraut or kimchi. My poo is 8 out of 10. Gandhi spent a lot of time thinking about poo as well. There is a reason dogs sniff each other’s butts.
Gandhi was just watching it, floating on the river...
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Old 01-10-2026, 08:25 AM   #10
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Try implementing Psylium Husk in your diet. You will experience mega shit sessions and the texture of shit is very smooth too. Great stuff
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