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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38948

    #1

    Educational Finally! Something actually useful & interesting

    Poo-Torial...


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  • VikingMan
    Exploiting human weakness
    • Jan 2008
    • 6862

    #2
    At every meal eat a side of fermented foods like sauerkraut or kimchi. My poo is 8 out of 10. Gandhi spent a lot of time thinking about poo as well. There is a reason dogs sniff each other’s butts.

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    • mechanicvirus
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2005
      • 4219

      #3
      Have you ever had a poo where you felt you might have to stand up because the limit of poop in the bowl is being reached?

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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38948

        #4
        Originally posted by mechanicvirus
        Have you ever had a poo where you felt you might have to stand up because the limit of poop in the bowl is being reached?
        Almost the opposite. I rarely use a toilet these days as I simply just relive myself in my pants, whenever the mood takes me, and more often than not I'm already standing up. Perhaps I'm stood in a queue at a shop, or just walking down the street...

        However, once I've 'filled-em-up' I will inevitably get the urge to sit down! Nice and squishy! Make the most of it while its still fresh and warm


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        • JesseQuinn
          feeding the wolves
          • Aug 2012
          • 6631

          #5
          Originally posted by mechanicvirus
          Have you ever had a poo where you felt you might have to stand up because the limit of poop in the bowl is being reached?
          this is the type of post that requires details
          throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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          • mechanicvirus
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2005
            • 4219

            #6
            Originally posted by JesseQuinn
            this is the type of post that requires details
            I dunno how to explain it succinctly, it's like when a poop log comes sliding out and it's just one long big piece that does not "break" so you start feeling pressure and push back because well.. when a hard object fills a bowl of water, there's only so much displacement to be had.

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            • JesseQuinn
              feeding the wolves
              • Aug 2012
              • 6631

              #7
              Originally posted by mechanicvirus
              I dunno how to explain it succinctly, it's like when a poop log comes sliding out and it's just one long big piece that does not "break" so you start feeling pressure and push back because well.. when a hard object fills a bowl of water, there's only so much displacement to be had.
              what the fuck are you eating?

              displacement though...sounds all mathy. I can dig it
              throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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              • CurrentlySober
                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                • Aug 2002
                • 38948

                #8


                Kinda like this...
                Explanation at 11 seconds in...


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                • pornmasta
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 20018

                  #9
                  Originally posted by VikingMan
                  At every meal eat a side of fermented foods like sauerkraut or kimchi. My poo is 8 out of 10. Gandhi spent a lot of time thinking about poo as well. There is a reason dogs sniff each other’s butts.
                  Gandhi was just watching it, floating on the river...

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                  • grzepa
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 1263

                    #10
                    Try implementing Psylium Husk in your diet. You will experience mega shit sessions and the texture of shit is very smooth too. Great stuff
                    Like X-ART !!

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