Finally! Something actually useful & interesting
 

Poo-Torial... :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

At every meal eat a side of fermented foods like sauerkraut or kimchi. My poo is 8 out of 10. Gandhi spent a lot of time thinking about poo as well. There is a reason dogs sniff each other’s butts.

Have you ever had a poo where you felt you might have to stand up because the limit of poop in the bowl is being reached?

Almost the opposite. I rarely use a toilet these days as I simply just relive myself in my pants, whenever the mood takes me, and more often than not I'm already standing up. Perhaps I'm stood in a queue at a shop, or just walking down the street...

However, once I've 'filled-em-up' I will inevitably get the urge to sit down! Nice and squishy! Make the most of it while its still fresh and warm :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

this is the type of post that requires details

I dunno how to explain it succinctly, it's like when a poop log comes sliding out and it's just one long big piece that does not "break" so you start feeling pressure and push back because well.. when a hard object fills a bowl of water, there's only so much displacement to be had.

what the fuck are you eating? :1orglaugh

displacement though...sounds all mathy. I can dig it

Kinda like this...
Explanation at 11 seconds in...

Gandhi was just watching it, floating on the river...

Try implementing Psylium Husk in your diet. You will experience mega shit sessions and the texture of shit is very smooth too. Great stuff