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Old 05-23-2003, 01:31 AM   #1
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Harvester of Sorrow

My Life Suffocates, Planting Seeds of Hate, I've Loved, Turned to Hate, Trapped Far Beyond My Fate
I Give, You Take, This Life That I Forsake, Been Cheated of My Youth, You Turned this Lie to Truth
Anger, Misery, You'll Suffer unto Me
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Pure Black, Looking Clear, My Work Is Done Soon Here, Try Getting Back to Me, Get Back Which Used to Be
Drink up, Shoot in, Let the Beatings Begin, Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain
Anger, Misery, You'll Suffer unto Me
Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the Mad, Harvester of Sorrow
All Have Said Their Prayers, Invade Their Nightmares, See into My Eyes, You'll Find Where Murder Lies
Infanticide
Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the Mad, Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the Mad, Harvester of Sorrow
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:32 AM   #2
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:32 AM   #3
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I am a broken man.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:33 AM   #4
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Women come and go, but some are meant to stay,
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:33 AM   #5
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I am completely screwed. I'm in a relationship, buit like another.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:34 AM   #6
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:34 AM   #7
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argh someone help me out.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:34 AM   #8
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:35 AM   #9
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Turn gay.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:35 AM   #10
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:35 AM   #11
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I am completely fucking split in half. there's this woman I have loved for 3 years, but then she's gone for a long time and there's another person that is so amazingly amazing and interesting and fascinating....

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Old 05-23-2003, 01:36 AM   #12
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did I say amazingly amazing?
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:36 AM   #13
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you must transcend the need for women grasshopper.
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you must transcend the need for women grasshopper.

I'd definitely go for a pede or a grasshopper right now. shit me.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:37 AM   #15
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you don't realize how lucky you are. my girlfriend of 5 years (the best relationship of my life... so amazingly good, if i look back) was over 13 months ago.

i wish i had something else that looked good. good luck...

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Old 05-23-2003, 01:38 AM   #16
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:38 AM   #17
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someone shoot me. it'd be easier to deal with.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:40 AM   #18
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ever been both in love and deeply fascinated by another woman?
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:40 AM   #19
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Doktor Ivanov to the rescue.

Take two pints of male ejaculant mixed with four pints of coca-cola, stir carefully, and drink in one gulp.


THEN. phone your amazingly amazing amazon or what and tell her to come over to your place and THEN, phone your love and let amazon girl hear how you talk to her on phone.. let new girl decide to break your egg or eat pizza.


That is all. Thankyou.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:41 AM   #20
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I am completely fucking split in half. there's this woman I have loved for 3 years, but then she's gone for a long time and there's another person that is so amazingly amazing and interesting and fascinating....


i'll give my worth of advice.

forget the other person. really, forget about them.
wanting and fantasizing about something you dont have is normal....but keep at just that...a fantasy.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:43 AM   #21
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:43 AM   #22
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Next advice: masturbate, and then think of this new girl immediately after. Still want/need her?
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:44 AM   #23
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noooo the person that I fantasize has known me for as long as my g/f. we know each other so well.

I simply can't get her outta my head
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:49 AM   #25
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damn you're one help.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:53 AM   #26
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damn you're one help.
you want help?

Help:

Don't ever let a female take control of your mind, as it appears you have. Once that happens, it's all over. She owns you.
Go spank your chicken and you'll be thinking clearly once again. Rinse & repeat. (always repeat)
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:54 AM   #27
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Listen to the Doktor.
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you want help?

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Don't ever let a female take control of your mind, as it appears you have. Once that happens, it's all over. She owns you.
Go spank your chicken and you'll be thinking clearly once again. Rinse & repeat. (always repeat)

Spank the cock? Good idea. Don't feel like it though.


life sucks.
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Spank the cock? Good idea. Don't feel like it though.


life sucks.
hmmmm.... lethargic huh.... you got it worse than I thought.
Have Lane spank it for you until you're able to handle the shaft on your own again.

The buddy system saves lives.
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Oh lala Equinox is tempted by the Devil whoooo

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that's sound advice.
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Oh lala Equinox is tempted by the Devil whoooo


the devil, yeeeees
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Old 05-23-2003, 02:12 AM   #33
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where is the fucking gun when I need it
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Old 05-23-2003, 02:14 AM   #34
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just write on note: I hereby give both chicks to old Kapitan Ivanov for safekeeping. Goodbye cruel woyld.
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there's always the Labret approved rusty-screwdriver-in-the-face method...
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Ivanov, get the fuck out of my thread.


quiet: yes indeed.
Amp: Labret would shoe it up my ass, i can't take that right now.
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the devil, yeeeees
BUT she's so amazingly amazing and interesting and fascinating devil ....

Wink*

HUn ... you are so horney !!! I see nothing wrong with that...
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Old 05-23-2003, 02:20 AM   #40
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Ivanov, get the fuck out of my thread.


quiet: yes indeed.
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I love you too, sweetheart.

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BUT she's so amazingly amazing and interesting and fascinating devil ....

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HUn ... you are so horney !!! I see nothing wrong with that...


She is the devil, I bet. Impersonation of the Evil.


I'd fuck her though.
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dude I kinda know how you feel. This morning I woke up with a phone call from my gf, who we have been going out for 2 years. The first thing she saids is "I cannot continue to have anything to do with you" and starts crying and just saying a bunch of weird stuff and hangs up. I just wept in my bed and went back to sleep 3 hours later she calls me back and saids she is sorry and didnt mean that. talk about fucking mind games. she does stuff like that when she gets really stressed out. her grandfather is on his death bed and she had three jobs. now, im just ranting. maybe it made you feel better. girls are weird. so is 'love'
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women's sole purpose is to fuck your life up.
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Old 05-23-2003, 02:27 AM   #44
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equinox the cycle is happiness, sadness, anger, happiness.
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