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Harvester of Sorrow
My Life Suffocates, Planting Seeds of Hate, I've Loved, Turned to Hate, Trapped Far Beyond My Fate
I Give, You Take, This Life That I Forsake, Been Cheated of My Youth, You Turned this Lie to Truth Anger, Misery, You'll Suffer unto Me Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the MadHarvester of Sorrow Pure Black, Looking Clear, My Work Is Done Soon Here, Try Getting Back to Me, Get Back Which Used to Be Drink up, Shoot in, Let the Beatings Begin, Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain Anger, Misery, You'll Suffer unto Me Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the Mad, Harvester of Sorrow All Have Said Their Prayers, Invade Their Nightmares, See into My Eyes, You'll Find Where Murder Lies Infanticide Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the Mad, Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the Mad, Harvester of Sorrow |
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So?
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I am a broken man.
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Women come and go, but some are meant to stay,
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I am completely screwed. I'm in a relationship, buit like another.
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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argh someone help me out.
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jam on it
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Turn gay.
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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I am Demeter
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I am completely fucking split in half. there's this woman I have loved for 3 years, but then she's gone for a long time and there's another person that is so amazingly amazing and interesting and fascinating....
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did I say amazingly amazing?
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There can be only one
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you must transcend the need for women grasshopper.
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I'd definitely go for a pede or a grasshopper right now. shit me. |
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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you don't realize how lucky you are. my girlfriend of 5 years (the best relationship of my life... so amazingly good, if i look back) was over 13 months ago.
i wish i had something else that looked good. good luck... ![]() |
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someone shoot me. it'd be easier to deal with.
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ever been both in love and deeply fascinated by another woman?
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Doktor Ivanov to the rescue.
Take two pints of male ejaculant mixed with four pints of coca-cola, stir carefully, and drink in one gulp. THEN. phone your amazingly amazing amazon or what and tell her to come over to your place and THEN, phone your love and let amazon girl hear how you talk to her on phone.. let new girl decide to break your egg or eat pizza. That is all. Thankyou. |
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i'll give my worth of advice.forget the other person. really, forget about them. wanting and fantasizing about something you dont have is normal....but keep at just that...a fantasy. |
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There can be only one
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Next advice: masturbate, and then think of this new girl immediately after. Still want/need her?
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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noooo the person that I fantasize has known me for as long as my g/f. we know each other so well.
I simply can't get her outta my head |
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damn you're one help. |
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Help: Don't ever let a female take control of your mind, as it appears you have. Once that happens, it's all over. She owns you. Go spank your chicken and you'll be thinking clearly once again. Rinse & repeat. (always repeat)
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Listen to the Doktor.
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Spank the cock? Good idea. Don't feel like it though. life sucks. |
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Have Lane spank it for you until you're able to handle the shaft on your own again. The buddy system saves lives.
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that's sound advice. |
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the devil, yeeeees |
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where is the fucking gun when I need it
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just write on note: I hereby give both chicks to old Kapitan Ivanov for safekeeping. Goodbye cruel woyld.
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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Ivanov, get the fuck out of my thread.
quiet: yes indeed. Amp: Labret would shoe it up my ass, i can't take that right now. |
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Wink* HUn ... you are so horney !!! I see nothing wrong with that... |
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I love you too, sweetheart. Oh and I broke a nail.. might cry on gfy about it.. |
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She is the devil, I bet. Impersonation of the Evil. I'd fuck her though. |
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dude I kinda know how you feel. This morning I woke up with a phone call from my gf, who we have been going out for 2 years. The first thing she saids is "I cannot continue to have anything to do with you" and starts crying and just saying a bunch of weird stuff and hangs up. I just wept in my bed and went back to sleep
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women's sole purpose is to fuck your life up.
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equinox the cycle is happiness, sadness, anger, happiness.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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What is an email address extractor?
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