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X37375787 05-23-2003 01:31 AM

Harvester of Sorrow
 
My Life Suffocates, Planting Seeds of Hate, I've Loved, Turned to Hate, Trapped Far Beyond My Fate
I Give, You Take, This Life That I Forsake, Been Cheated of My Youth, You Turned this Lie to Truth
Anger, Misery, You'll Suffer unto Me
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Pure Black, Looking Clear, My Work Is Done Soon Here, Try Getting Back to Me, Get Back Which Used to Be
Drink up, Shoot in, Let the Beatings Begin, Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain
Anger, Misery, You'll Suffer unto Me
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All Have Said Their Prayers, Invade Their Nightmares, See into My Eyes, You'll Find Where Murder Lies
Infanticide
Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the Mad, Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the Mad, Harvester of Sorrow

Kapitan Ivanov 05-23-2003 01:32 AM

So?

X37375787 05-23-2003 01:32 AM

I am a broken man.

X37375787 05-23-2003 01:33 AM

Women come and go, but some are meant to stay, :(

X37375787 05-23-2003 01:33 AM

I am completely screwed. I'm in a relationship, buit like another.

quiet 05-23-2003 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Women come and go, but some are meant to stay, :(
:( :(

X37375787 05-23-2003 01:34 AM

argh someone help me out.

BigFrog 05-23-2003 01:34 AM

jam on it

Kapitan Ivanov 05-23-2003 01:35 AM

Turn gay.

TDF 05-23-2003 01:35 AM

I am Demeter

X37375787 05-23-2003 01:35 AM

I am completely fucking split in half. there's this woman I have loved for 3 years, but then she's gone for a long time and there's another person that is so amazingly amazing and interesting and fascinating....

:Oh crap

X37375787 05-23-2003 01:36 AM

did I say amazingly amazing?

Amputate Your Head 05-23-2003 01:36 AM

you must transcend the need for women grasshopper.

X37375787 05-23-2003 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
you must transcend the need for women grasshopper.

I'd definitely go for a pede or a grasshopper right now. shit me.

quiet 05-23-2003 01:37 AM

you don't realize how lucky you are. my girlfriend of 5 years (the best relationship of my life... so amazingly good, if i look back) was over 13 months ago.

i wish i had something else that looked good. good luck...

:glugglug

X37375787 05-23-2003 01:38 AM

:waaaaahh

X37375787 05-23-2003 01:38 AM

someone shoot me. it'd be easier to deal with.

X37375787 05-23-2003 01:40 AM

ever been both in love and deeply fascinated by another woman?

Kapitan Ivanov 05-23-2003 01:40 AM

Doktor Ivanov to the rescue.

Take two pints of male ejaculant mixed with four pints of coca-cola, stir carefully, and drink in one gulp.


THEN. phone your amazingly amazing amazon or what and tell her to come over to your place and THEN, phone your love and let amazon girl hear how you talk to her on phone.. let new girl decide to break your egg or eat pizza.


That is all. Thankyou.

BigFrog 05-23-2003 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
I am completely fucking split in half. there's this woman I have loved for 3 years, but then she's gone for a long time and there's another person that is so amazingly amazing and interesting and fascinating....

:Oh crap


i'll give my :2 cents: worth of advice.

forget the other person. really, forget about them.
wanting and fantasizing about something you dont have is normal....but keep at just that...a fantasy.

Amputate Your Head 05-23-2003 01:43 AM

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/kungfoo.jpg

Kapitan Ivanov 05-23-2003 01:43 AM

Next advice: masturbate, and then think of this new girl immediately after. Still want/need her?

quiet 05-23-2003 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
ever been both in love and deeply fascinated by another woman?
check your email

X37375787 05-23-2003 01:44 AM

noooo the person that I fantasize has known me for as long as my g/f. we know each other so well.

I simply can't get her outta my head

X37375787 05-23-2003 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/kungfoo.jpg

damn you're one help.

Amputate Your Head 05-23-2003 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox



damn you're one help.

you want help?

Help:

Don't ever let a female take control of your mind, as it appears you have. Once that happens, it's all over. She owns you.
Go spank your chicken and you'll be thinking clearly once again. Rinse & repeat. (always repeat)

Kapitan Ivanov 05-23-2003 01:54 AM

Listen to the Doktor.

X37375787 05-23-2003 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


you want help?

Help:

Don't ever let a female take control of your mind, as it appears you have. Once that happens, it's all over. She owns you.
Go spank your chicken and you'll be thinking clearly once again. Rinse & repeat. (always repeat)


Spank the cock? Good idea. Don't feel like it though. :sadcrying


life sucks.

Amputate Your Head 05-23-2003 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox



Spank the cock? Good idea. Don't feel like it though. :sadcrying


life sucks.

hmmmm.... lethargic huh.... you got it worse than I thought.
Have Lane spank it for you until you're able to handle the shaft on your own again.

The buddy system saves lives.

Angelonfire 05-23-2003 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
I am completely fucking split in half. there's this woman I have loved for 3 years, but then she's gone for a long time and there's another person that is so amazingly amazing and interesting and fascinating....

:Oh crap

Oh lala Equinox is tempted by the Devil whoooo

:feels-hot

BigFrog 05-23-2003 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

The buddy system saves lives.


that's sound advice.

X37375787 05-23-2003 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelonfire


Oh lala Equinox is tempted by the Devil whoooo

:feels-hot


the devil, yeeeees :mad:

X37375787 05-23-2003 02:12 AM

where is the fucking gun when I need it

Kapitan Ivanov 05-23-2003 02:14 AM

just write on note: I hereby give both chicks to old Kapitan Ivanov for safekeeping. Goodbye cruel woyld.

Amputate Your Head 05-23-2003 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
where is the fucking gun when I need it
there's always the Labret approved rusty-screwdriver-in-the-face method...

Kapitan Ivanov 05-23-2003 02:15 AM

http://rita.thegourmet.com/tywych07.gif

quiet 05-23-2003 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
where is the fucking gun when I need it
pussy ;)

X37375787 05-23-2003 02:18 AM

Ivanov, get the fuck out of my thread.


quiet: yes indeed.
Amp: Labret would shoe it up my ass, i can't take that right now.

Angelonfire 05-23-2003 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox



the devil, yeeeees :mad:

BUT she's so amazingly amazing and interesting and fascinating devil ....

Wink*

HUn ... you are so horney !!! I see nothing wrong with that...
:winkwink:

Kapitan Ivanov 05-23-2003 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Ivanov, get the fuck out of my thread.


quiet: yes indeed.
Amp: Labret would shoe it up my ass, i can't take that right now.


I love you too, sweetheart.

Oh and I broke a nail.. might cry on gfy about it..

X37375787 05-23-2003 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelonfire


BUT she's so amazingly amazing and interesting and fascinating devil ....

Wink*

HUn ... you are so horney !!! I see nothing wrong with that...
:winkwink:



She is the devil, I bet. Impersonation of the Evil.


I'd fuck her though.

nofx 05-23-2003 02:22 AM

dude I kinda know how you feel. This morning I woke up with a phone call from my gf, who we have been going out for 2 years. The first thing she saids is "I cannot continue to have anything to do with you" and starts crying and just saying a bunch of weird stuff and hangs up. I just wept in my bed and went back to sleep:( 3 hours later she calls me back and saids she is sorry and didnt mean that. talk about fucking mind games. she does stuff like that when she gets really stressed out. her grandfather is on his death bed and she had three jobs. now, im just ranting. maybe it made you feel better. girls are weird. so is 'love'

X37375787 05-23-2003 02:25 AM

women's sole purpose is to fuck your life up.

Kapitan Ivanov 05-23-2003 02:27 AM

equinox the cycle is happiness, sadness, anger, happiness.

ADL Colin 05-23-2003 02:37 AM

What is an email address extractor?


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