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Doktor Ivanov to the rescue.
Take two pints of male ejaculant mixed with four pints of coca-cola, stir carefully, and drink in one gulp.
THEN. phone your amazingly amazing amazon or what and tell her to come over to your place and THEN, phone your love and let amazon girl hear how you talk to her on phone.. let new girl decide to break your egg or eat pizza.
That is all. Thankyou.
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