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ThuNguyen · 01-21-2021, 05:52 AM

Ok the time has come

Who can write copy and reviews so hilariously well like you see on ThePornDude.com?

I need to hire but I can't find the best

Thanks

j3rkules · 01-21-2021, 06:43 AM

There are lots of good writers in this section:

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If you tell them what you want and show examples of what you need, they will deliver.

Webster01 · 01-21-2021, 07:15 AM

Lol, I´m looking for a writer with such high skills as well!

TrainWreckContent · 01-21-2021, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ThuNguyen

Ok the time has come

Who can write copy and reviews so hilariously well like you see on ThePornDude.com?

I need to hire but I can't find the best

Thanks

Quote:

Originally Posted by j3rkules

There are lots of good writers in this section:

https://gfy.com/gfy-jobs-and-services-market/

If you tell them what you want and show examples of what you need, they will deliver.

try leroy At expresswritersonline dot com

Hamilton Steele · 01-21-2021, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ThuNguyen

Ok the time has come

Who can write copy and reviews so hilariously well like you see on ThePornDude.com?

I need to hire but I can't find the best

Thanks

Mary sat in the confessional waiting her turn to confess her sins. The stuffy little room, smelled of decades old oak but when she shifted her weight, impatiently sitting on the hard, smooth bench, she sensed her own pheromones contaminating the sacred space. The heat of the room was causing her skin to moisten but that was imperceptible in relation to the musky scent being generated by the blasphemy of her lustful thoughts.
She had known Father O'Malley since ages, when she had become a ward of the Catholic orphanage that he directed. Overhearing the muffled conversation of the confessor in the adjoining cubicle, she felt her excitement drip down the inside of her thigh.

Somehow Mary was going to seduce and fuck Father O'Malley. She wanted to see his cock, feel it in her mouth and have her cunt impaled by its girth. Screwing a priest was sacrilege and without a doubt a mortal sin. However, her body lusted for those people that are considered holy and 10 years of forced self-denial had turned her in to a sexual predator. Father O'Malley would be the first prey that she stalked but he wouldn't be her last.

That's my contribution.

CaptainHowdy · 01-21-2021, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Hamilton Steele

Mary sat in the confessional waiting her turn to confess her sins. The stuffy little room, smelled of decades old oak but when she shifted her weight, impatiently sitting on the hard, smooth bench, she sensed her own pheromones contaminating the sacred space. The heat of the room was causing her skin to moisten but that was imperceptible in relation to the musky scent being generated by the blasphemy of her lustful thoughts.
She had known Father O'Malley since ages, when she had become a ward of the Catholic orphanage that he directed. Overhearing the muffled conversation of the confessor in the adjoining cubicle, she felt her excitement drip down the inside of her thigh.

Somehow Mary was going to seduce and fuck Father O'Malley. She wanted to see his cock, feel it in her mouth and have her cunt impaled by its girth. Screwing a priest was sacrilege and without a doubt a mortal sin. However, her body lusted for those people that are considered holy and 10 years of forced self-denial had turned her in to a sexual predator. Father O'Malley would be the first prey that she stalked but he wouldn't be her last.

That's my contribution.

That was an actual bringdown . . .

Hamilton Steele · 01-21-2021, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

That was an actual bringdown . . .

You didn't like it?

baddog · 01-21-2021, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Hamilton Steele

You didn't like it?

I didn't check it for structure, grammar or spelling, but the story itself might have been more interesting with more spelling errors.

Wasn't impressed; lots of fluff, like getting paid per word.

disruptedclicks · 01-21-2021, 03:14 PM

Drop me a mail with details and requirements, maybe I can help.

sarettah · 01-21-2021, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

That was an actual bringdown . . .

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Originally Posted by Hamilton Steele

You didn't like it?

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Originally Posted by baddog

I didn't check it for structure, grammar or spelling, but the story itself might have been more interesting with more spelling errors.

Wasn't impressed; lots of fluff, like getting paid per word.

Tough audience

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CaptainHowdy · 01-21-2021, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hamilton Steele

You didn't like it?

The whole saint turned into sinner is really overplayed . . .

NatalieK · 01-21-2021, 04:39 PM

"She had known Father O'Malley since ages, when she had become a ward of the Catholic orphanage that he directed"

This could have been written with more intimate feeling, less her and she, that and it´s.

"Knowing Father O´Malley for many years, Mary had become a ward of the Catholic orphanage he directed."

here... "but when she shifted her weight," you could have wrote, "shifting her weight," creating less read and more information

turn your emails on btw, i want to send you a private message, for your benefit

Pink24 · 01-21-2021, 04:59 PM

Just my 2

smelled of decades old oak
smelled of decades of old oak

but when she shifted her weight, impatiently sitting on the hard, smooth bench, she sensed her own pheromones contaminating the sacred space - Nonsense

The heat of the room was causing her skin to moisten but that was imperceptible in relation to the musky scent being generated by the blasphemy of her lustful thoughts.

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The heat of the room was nothing compared to the blistening pulse she felt deep inside. The musky scent from the room accentuated her lustful thoughts

She had known Father O'Malley since ages
She had known Father O'Malley for ages

Honestly I didn't like it either.

NatalieK · 01-22-2021, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Pink24

Just my 2

smelled of decades old oak
smelled of decades of old oak

but when she shifted her weight, impatiently sitting on the hard, smooth bench, she sensed her own pheromones contaminating the sacred space - Nonsense

The heat of the room was causing her skin to moisten but that was imperceptible in relation to the musky scent being generated by the blasphemy of her lustful thoughts.

She had known Father O'Malley since ages
She had known Father O'Malley for ages

Honestly I didn't like it either.

as already posted, personally, I´d exchange the she´s and he´s to named, so Mary had known, or Mary knew bla bla bla for so long...

& smelled of decades, smelt of decades or the smell of decades old oak.

Most definitely, this writing is not the highest level of English lit

Hamilton Steele · 01-22-2021, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

The whole saint turned into sinner is really overplayed . . .

I tried writing about sinners turned into saints and all I got was invited to a bible study by Shawn Michaels.

Unfortunately it was Shawn "HBK" Michaels and not the director that I worked for in We Go Deep 14.

NatalieK · 01-22-2021, 05:38 PM

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Hamilton Steele · 01-22-2021, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by NatalieK

I write filthy real adventures on my blog...

https://www.nataliekash.com/xxx-adult-stories-erotica/

To me it doesn't matter if I'm writing filthy erotica or a user's manual for Mac wrenches because it's all the same to me. Truth be known, I would get better enjoyment reading a user manual about wrenches than reading or watching anything about sex.

Pink24 · 01-22-2021, 07:34 PM

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NatalieK · 01-23-2021, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Pink24

O no wot. Giv me 3 topics an I wil rite 250 wds. lmk

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adultchatpay · 01-25-2021, 07:43 AM

@Porndude

candyflip · 01-25-2021, 07:56 AM

I've got a team of professional writers at my disposal. They all write corporate training material during the day, but on the side have written novels, kids books, textbooks, poems, screenplays and op-ed stuff. I would imagine this would be up someone's alley.

Is there an email address or website I can send them to?

CaptainHowdy · 01-25-2021, 08:34 AM

The only ones that read those reviews are the site owners so they can get all riled up about them ...

eurorevenuecom · 01-25-2021, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I've got a team of professional writers at my disposal. They all write corporate training material during the day, but on the side have written novels, kids books, textbooks, poems, screenplays and op-ed stuff. I would imagine this would be up someone's alley.

Is there an email address or website I can send them to?

I've read through some of the reviews on the website, and it seems like The Porn Dude's writer's idea of a review is to cram as many cool sounding words as possible, and to appear as a chauvinistic stereotypical woke male.

I honestly wouldn't say that anyone would read it (unless perhaps, you're an incel), especially considering their length. It's just a whole bunch of jibber-jabber meant for search engines, and not humans. So your professional team of writers would very likely struggle to meet the demands that would be asked of them. Since it's clearly not about the quality, but the level of edginess.

In my humble opinion.

PornDude · 01-25-2021, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by eurorevenuecom

I've read through some of the reviews on the website, and it seems like The Porn Dude's writer's idea of a review is to cram as many cool sounding words as possible, and to appear as a chauvinistic stereotypical woke male.

I honestly wouldn't say that anyone would read it (unless perhaps, you're an incel), especially considering their length. It's just a whole bunch of jibber-jabber meant for search engines, and not humans. So your professional team of writers would very likely struggle to meet the demands that would be asked of them. Since it's clearly not about the quality, but the level of edginess.

In my humble opinion.

You made some good points

But it's not about quantity as you pointed between the lines.

To rank good in the adult, you don't really need good, quality content.

It's about branding the content. People need to get that porndude's touch no matter what review they read.

Guys, why don't you simply check https://pornwebmasters.com and let me know what you think?

candyflip · 01-25-2021, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by eurorevenuecom

I've read through some of the reviews on the website, and it seems like The Porn Dude's writer's idea of a review is to cram as many cool sounding words as possible, and to appear as a chauvinistic stereotypical woke male.

I honestly wouldn't say that anyone would read it (unless perhaps, you're an incel), especially considering their length. It's just a whole bunch of jibber-jabber meant for search engines, and not humans. So your professional team of writers would very likely struggle to meet the demands that would be asked of them. Since it's clearly not about the quality, but the level of edginess.

In my humble opinion.

A few of the folks I know would love this sort of nonsense and probably have a blast writing it.

wankawonk · 01-25-2021, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by PornDude

You made some good points

But it's not about quantity as you pointed between the lines.

To rank good in the adult, you don't really need good, quality content.

It's about branding the content. People need to get that porndude's touch no matter what review they read.

Guys, why don't you simply check https://pornwebmasters.com and let me know what you think?

LOL no one reads the reviews

if you're actually still broke you're terrible with money

ZENRA · 01-25-2021, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by wankawonk

LOL no one reads the reviews

if you're actually still broke you're terrible with money

People definitely do. Maybe not all or even most; I'll give you that.

They add a good touch to his site and any other site that incorporates well-written long form content aside media that may be available elsewhere with a simpler presentation.

Tasty1 · 01-25-2021, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by PornDude

Guys, why don't you simply check https://pornwebmasters.com and let me know what you think?

Bookmarked it and will check some links.

wankawonk · 01-25-2021, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ZENRA

People definitely do. Maybe not all or even most; I'll give you that.

They add a good touch to his site and any other site that incorporates well-written long form content aside media that may be available elsewhere with a simpler presentation.

tpd has the best copy of anyone in the game but I'm not certain that's why he won!

PornDude · 01-26-2021, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by wankawonk

LOL no one reads the reviews

if you're actually still broke you're terrible with money

You would be surprised how many people read reviews.

But you are somehow right, the majority of them don't give a fuck about reviews.

J. Falcon · 01-26-2021, 04:18 AM

Can write better than The Porn Dude.

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Skype is in my profile page.

CurrentlySober · 01-26-2021, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by PornDude

Guys, why don't you simply check https://pornwebmasters.com and let me know what you think?

i think i like the poo sites listed at the bottom

PornDude · 01-26-2021, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i think i like the poo sites listed at the bottom

Thank you, my friend. I am happy you noticed, but don't forget to check the footer image. There is one part, dedicated to you

AMDWarrior · 01-28-2021, 08:48 PM

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