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  • ThuNguyen
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2016
    • 169

    #1

    [HIRING] So who can write like ThePornDude?

    Ok the time has come

    Who can write copy and reviews so hilariously well like you see on ThePornDude.com?

    I need to hire but I can't find the best

    Thanks
  • j3rkules
    VIP
    • Jul 2013
    • 22111

    #2
    There are lots of good writers in this section:

    https://gfy.com/gfy-jobs-and-services-market/

    If you tell them what you want and show examples of what you need, they will deliver.


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    • Webster01
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2013
      • 378

      #3
      Lol, I´m looking for a writer with such high skills as well!

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      • TrainWreckContent
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2008
        • 8152

        #4
        Originally posted by ThuNguyen
        Ok the time has come

        Who can write copy and reviews so hilariously well like you see on ThePornDude.com?

        I need to hire but I can't find the best

        Thanks
        Originally posted by j3rkules
        There are lots of good writers in this section:

        https://gfy.com/gfy-jobs-and-services-market/

        If you tell them what you want and show examples of what you need, they will deliver.

        try leroy At expresswritersonline dot com

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        • Hamilton Steele
          Registered User
          • Jan 2021
          • 85

          #5
          Originally posted by ThuNguyen
          Ok the time has come

          Who can write copy and reviews so hilariously well like you see on ThePornDude.com?

          I need to hire but I can't find the best

          Thanks
          Mary sat in the confessional waiting her turn to confess her sins. The stuffy little room, smelled of decades old oak but when she shifted her weight, impatiently sitting on the hard, smooth bench, she sensed her own pheromones contaminating the sacred space. The heat of the room was causing her skin to moisten but that was imperceptible in relation to the musky scent being generated by the blasphemy of her lustful thoughts.
          She had known Father O'Malley since ages, when she had become a ward of the Catholic orphanage that he directed. Overhearing the muffled conversation of the confessor in the adjoining cubicle, she felt her excitement drip down the inside of her thigh.

          Somehow Mary was going to seduce and fuck Father O'Malley. She wanted to see his cock, feel it in her mouth and have her cunt impaled by its girth. Screwing a priest was sacrilege and without a doubt a mortal sin. However, her body lusted for those people that are considered holy and 10 years of forced self-denial had turned her in to a sexual predator. Father O'Malley would be the first prey that she stalked but he wouldn't be her last.



          That's my contribution.
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          • CaptainHowdy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 94732

            #6
            Originally posted by Hamilton Steele
            Mary sat in the confessional waiting her turn to confess her sins. The stuffy little room, smelled of decades old oak but when she shifted her weight, impatiently sitting on the hard, smooth bench, she sensed her own pheromones contaminating the sacred space. The heat of the room was causing her skin to moisten but that was imperceptible in relation to the musky scent being generated by the blasphemy of her lustful thoughts.
            She had known Father O'Malley since ages, when she had become a ward of the Catholic orphanage that he directed. Overhearing the muffled conversation of the confessor in the adjoining cubicle, she felt her excitement drip down the inside of her thigh.

            Somehow Mary was going to seduce and fuck Father O'Malley. She wanted to see his cock, feel it in her mouth and have her cunt impaled by its girth. Screwing a priest was sacrilege and without a doubt a mortal sin. However, her body lusted for those people that are considered holy and 10 years of forced self-denial had turned her in to a sexual predator. Father O'Malley would be the first prey that she stalked but he wouldn't be her last.



            That's my contribution.
            That was an actual bringdown . . .

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            • Hamilton Steele
              Registered User
              • Jan 2021
              • 85

              #7
              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
              That was an actual bringdown . . .

              You didn't like it?
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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #8
                Originally posted by Hamilton Steele
                You didn't like it?
                I didn't check it for structure, grammar or spelling, but the story itself might have been more interesting with more spelling errors.

                Wasn't impressed; lots of fluff, like getting paid per word.

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                • disruptedclicks
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2020
                  • 26

                  #9
                  Drop me a mail with details and requirements, maybe I can help.
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                  Blog posts, Reviews, Titles and Descriptions.

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                  • sarettah
                    see you later, I'm gone
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 14297

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                    That was an actual bringdown . . .
                    Originally posted by Hamilton Steele
                    You didn't like it?
                    Originally posted by baddog
                    I didn't check it for structure, grammar or spelling, but the story itself might have been more interesting with more spelling errors.

                    Wasn't impressed; lots of fluff, like getting paid per word.

                    Tough audience

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94732

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Hamilton Steele
                      You didn't like it?
                      The whole saint turned into sinner is really overplayed . . .

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                      • NatalieK
                        Natalie K
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 20110

                        #12
                        "She had known Father O'Malley since ages, when she had become a ward of the Catholic orphanage that he directed"

                        This could have been written with more intimate feeling, less her and she, that and it´s.

                        "Knowing Father O´Malley for many years, Mary had become a ward of the Catholic orphanage he directed."




                        here... "but when she shifted her weight," you could have wrote, "shifting her weight," creating less read and more information

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                        • Pink24
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2019
                          • 1436

                          #13
                          Just my 2

                          smelled of decades old oak
                          smelled of decades of old oak

                          but when she shifted her weight, impatiently sitting on the hard, smooth bench, she sensed her own pheromones contaminating the sacred space - Nonsense

                          The heat of the room was causing her skin to moisten but that was imperceptible in relation to the musky scent being generated by the blasphemy of her lustful thoughts.

                          The heat of the room was nothing compared to the blistening pulse she felt deep inside. The musky scent from the room accentuated her lustful thoughts
                          She had known Father O'Malley since ages
                          She had known Father O'Malley for ages

                          Honestly I didn't like it either.

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                          • NatalieK
                            Natalie K
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 20110

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Pink24
                            Just my 2

                            smelled of decades old oak
                            smelled of decades of old oak

                            but when she shifted her weight, impatiently sitting on the hard, smooth bench, she sensed her own pheromones contaminating the sacred space - Nonsense

                            The heat of the room was causing her skin to moisten but that was imperceptible in relation to the musky scent being generated by the blasphemy of her lustful thoughts.



                            She had known Father O'Malley since ages
                            She had known Father O'Malley for ages

                            Honestly I didn't like it either.
                            as already posted, personally, I´d exchange the she´s and he´s to named, so Mary had known, or Mary knew bla bla bla for so long...

                            & smelled of decades, smelt of decades or the smell of decades old oak.


                            Most definitely, this writing is not the highest level of English lit
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                            • Hamilton Steele
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2021
                              • 85

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                              The whole saint turned into sinner is really overplayed . . .
                              I tried writing about sinners turned into saints and all I got was invited to a bible study by Shawn Michaels.

                              Unfortunately it was Shawn "HBK" Michaels and not the director that I worked for in We Go Deep 14.
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                              • NatalieK
                                Natalie K
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 20110

                                #16
                                I write filthy real adventures on my blog...

                                https://www.nataliekash.com/xxx-adult-stories-erotica/
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                                • Hamilton Steele
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jan 2021
                                  • 85

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NatalieK
                                  I write filthy real adventures on my blog...

                                  https://www.nataliekash.com/xxx-adult-stories-erotica/


                                  To me it doesn't matter if I'm writing filthy erotica or a user's manual for Mac wrenches because it's all the same to me. Truth be known, I would get better enjoyment reading a user manual about wrenches than reading or watching anything about sex.
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                                  • Pink24
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Aug 2019
                                    • 1436

                                    #18
                                    O no wot. Giv me 3 topics an I wil rite 250 wds. lmk

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                                    • NatalieK
                                      Natalie K
                                      • Apr 2010
                                      • 20110

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Pink24
                                      O no wot. Giv me 3 topics an I wil rite 250 wds. lmk
                                      eye two luv two rite abbout tree topikz two! Thay ahh viry hi, thoz treez
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                                      • adultchatpay
                                        Let's Make Money
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 8785

                                        #20
                                        @Porndude

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                                        • candyflip
                                          Carpe Visio
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 43069

                                          #21
                                          I've got a team of professional writers at my disposal. They all write corporate training material during the day, but on the side have written novels, kids books, textbooks, poems, screenplays and op-ed stuff. I would imagine this would be up someone's alley.

                                          Is there an email address or website I can send them to?

                                          Spend you some brain.
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                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94732

                                            #22
                                            The only ones that read those reviews are the site owners so they can get all riled up about them ...

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                                            • eurorevenuecom
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2017
                                              • 157

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by candyflip
                                              I've got a team of professional writers at my disposal. They all write corporate training material during the day, but on the side have written novels, kids books, textbooks, poems, screenplays and op-ed stuff. I would imagine this would be up someone's alley.

                                              Is there an email address or website I can send them to?
                                              I've read through some of the reviews on the website, and it seems like The Porn Dude's writer's idea of a review is to cram as many cool sounding words as possible, and to appear as a chauvinistic stereotypical woke male.

                                              I honestly wouldn't say that anyone would read it (unless perhaps, you're an incel), especially considering their length. It's just a whole bunch of jibber-jabber meant for search engines, and not humans. So your professional team of writers would very likely struggle to meet the demands that would be asked of them. Since it's clearly not about the quality, but the level of edginess.

                                              In my humble opinion.
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                                              • PornDude
                                                I'm still broke.
                                                • Jul 2008
                                                • 3084

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by eurorevenuecom
                                                I've read through some of the reviews on the website, and it seems like The Porn Dude's writer's idea of a review is to cram as many cool sounding words as possible, and to appear as a chauvinistic stereotypical woke male.

                                                I honestly wouldn't say that anyone would read it (unless perhaps, you're an incel), especially considering their length. It's just a whole bunch of jibber-jabber meant for search engines, and not humans. So your professional team of writers would very likely struggle to meet the demands that would be asked of them. Since it's clearly not about the quality, but the level of edginess.

                                                In my humble opinion.
                                                You made some good points

                                                But it's not about quantity as you pointed between the lines.

                                                To rank good in the adult, you don't really need good, quality content.

                                                It's about branding the content. People need to get that porndude's touch no matter what review they read.

                                                Guys, why don't you simply check https://pornwebmasters.com and let me know what you think?
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                                                • candyflip
                                                  Carpe Visio
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 43069

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by eurorevenuecom
                                                  I've read through some of the reviews on the website, and it seems like The Porn Dude's writer's idea of a review is to cram as many cool sounding words as possible, and to appear as a chauvinistic stereotypical woke male.

                                                  I honestly wouldn't say that anyone would read it (unless perhaps, you're an incel), especially considering their length. It's just a whole bunch of jibber-jabber meant for search engines, and not humans. So your professional team of writers would very likely struggle to meet the demands that would be asked of them. Since it's clearly not about the quality, but the level of edginess.

                                                  In my humble opinion.
                                                  A few of the folks I know would love this sort of nonsense and probably have a blast writing it.

                                                  Spend you some brain.
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                                                  • wankawonk
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2015
                                                    • 1018

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by PornDude
                                                    You made some good points

                                                    But it's not about quantity as you pointed between the lines.

                                                    To rank good in the adult, you don't really need good, quality content.

                                                    It's about branding the content. People need to get that porndude's touch no matter what review they read.

                                                    Guys, why don't you simply check https://pornwebmasters.com and let me know what you think?
                                                    LOL no one reads the reviews

                                                    if you're actually still broke you're terrible with money

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                                                    • ZENRA
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2016
                                                      • 655

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by wankawonk
                                                      LOL no one reads the reviews

                                                      if you're actually still broke you're terrible with money
                                                      People definitely do. Maybe not all or even most; I'll give you that.

                                                      They add a good touch to his site and any other site that incorporates well-written long form content aside media that may be available elsewhere with a simpler presentation.
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                                                      • Tasty1
                                                        Bla bla blaa
                                                        • Jan 2005
                                                        • 9529

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by PornDude
                                                        Guys, why don't you simply check https://pornwebmasters.com and let me know what you think?
                                                        Bookmarked it and will check some links.

                                                        everything is fake

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                                                        • wankawonk
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2015
                                                          • 1018

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by ZENRA
                                                          People definitely do. Maybe not all or even most; I'll give you that.

                                                          They add a good touch to his site and any other site that incorporates well-written long form content aside media that may be available elsewhere with a simpler presentation.
                                                          tpd has the best copy of anyone in the game but I'm not certain that's why he won!

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                                                          • PornDude
                                                            I'm still broke.
                                                            • Jul 2008
                                                            • 3084

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by wankawonk
                                                            LOL no one reads the reviews

                                                            if you're actually still broke you're terrible with money
                                                            You would be surprised how many people read reviews.

                                                            But you are somehow right, the majority of them don't give a fuck about reviews.
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                                                            • J. Falcon
                                                              www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                                              • May 2006
                                                              • 31645

                                                              #31
                                                              Can write better than The Porn Dude.

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                                                              • CurrentlySober
                                                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                • 38944

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by PornDude
                                                                Guys, why don't you simply check https://pornwebmasters.com and let me know what you think?
                                                                i think i like the poo sites listed at the bottom


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                                                                • PornDude
                                                                  I'm still broke.
                                                                  • Jul 2008
                                                                  • 3084

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                  i think i like the poo sites listed at the bottom
                                                                  Thank you, my friend. I am happy you noticed, but don't forget to check the footer image. There is one part, dedicated to you
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                                                                  • AMDWarrior
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Nov 2006
                                                                    • 1488

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by NatalieK
                                                                    eye two luv two rite abbout tree topikz two! Thay ahh viry hi, thoz treez
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