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JD · 09-17-2003, 01:31 AM

I love the episode where homer gets a gun and puts "speed holes" in the hood of his car

W00T! 100 baby

brizzad · 09-17-2003, 01:39 AM

Bart replaced the answering machine tape with on of some old dude singing "hello motha.. hello fatha... here i am at... camp cronada" homer checks the answering machine and yells out "Marge.. is Lisa at camp cronada?"

hahmike · 10-09-2003, 11:04 AM

marge: bart, are you ready for your history test?

bart: yeah, ask me anything!

marge: ok, who was george washington carver?

bart: he was..... uh..... the guy who chopped up george washington

post more, biatchez.

scoreman · 10-09-2003, 12:02 PM

Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get."

Homer: "Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?"

Homer: "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."

"We need some more secret sauce. Put the mayonnaise in the sun." -- Manager at Krusty Burger

Homer: "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

Homer: "I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

I really like Chief Wiggum's zingers myself:

"Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around."

"Ah jeez, can't you people take the law into your own hands?"

Dr. Nick Riviera: Don't worry, Homer, you won't feel a thing. These drugs will make the operation seem like a wonderful dream.

(Punches Homer out, and injects himself with the drugs!)

sherie · 10-09-2003, 12:33 PM

Ralph eats the berries "what's do they taste like Ralph" Ralph - "it tastes like burning"

Superterrorizer · 10-09-2003, 01:27 PM

Sadly I can't remember the exact quote, but I think it was the episode where the teachers go on strike, could be wrong about that. Principal Skinner is talking to a shaken up substitute teacher named Mr. Glasscock. I won't even try and spit out the quote, the name of the teacher should be enough to jog it from someones memory.

And let's not forget the all gay steel mill.

"Hot stuff comin' through!"

jonesonyou · 10-09-2003, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thesexattic
Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy.

Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down. Oh, boy, it looks like
it's suicide again for me.

Homer: Hey! We owe this guy, and I don't want you calling him a sissy. This guy's a fruit, and a... no, wait, wait, wait: queer, queer
queer! That's what you like to be called, right?

John: Well, that or John.

Lisa: This is about as tolerant as Dad gets so you should be
flattered.

One of my favorites for sure

Poo-Chee · 10-09-2003, 01:37 PM

Simpsons are

clubsexy · 10-09-2003, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Lisa: Mr. Burns, I hardly see what destroying our meager possessions is going to accomplish?

Burns: She's right. Take me home, Smithers, we'll destroy something tasteful.

That one was on last night.... hehe

gornyhuy · 10-09-2003, 01:50 PM

[reading an invitation to the barbeque]
"You're invited to our BBBQ"
"Dad, whats that extra B for?"

[Homer opens the invitation]
"The extra B is for BYOBB."
"Whats THAT extra B for?"
"Thats a typo"

ldinternet · 10-09-2003, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scoreman
Dr. Nick Riviera: Don't worry, Homer, you won't feel a thing. These drugs will make the operation seem like a wonderful dream.

(Punches Homer out, and injects himself with the drugs)

hahaha, yes, that was brilliant.

Lonny · 10-09-2003, 02:11 PM

simpsons, homer doing the tron thing. that has to be my favorite one to date

ColBigBalls · 10-09-2003, 03:20 PM

Pad · 10-09-2003, 03:44 PM

Kent Brockman: ".. and the kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. and on a lighter note, the quickie mart clerk apu was brutally murdered last night"

GigaKaaro · 10-09-2003, 04:37 PM

1. Homer: "Mmmmm. Sacri-licious".

2. When they visit Bronson instead of Branson, MO and all the residents speak like Charles Bronson: Baby to mother after asking for a cookie and getting told no: "This ain't ovah!"

3. Homer spraying his eggs with Marge's pepper spray: "Mmmm. Incompasitating."

Kills me each time.

apoklyptk · 10-09-2003, 05:12 PM

Aim low, then noone will care how far you go.

ldinternet · 11-15-2003, 07:40 AM

I just had to post this, ahaha.

Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, will you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Lisa, pass your father the syrup.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat products.
Bart: You dipping your sausages in that syrup home boy?
Homer: Marge, please tell Bart I just want to drink a glass of syrup like I do every morning?
Marge: Tell him yourself, it's Lisa you're ignoring, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not talking to me, and second of all I heard what you said!
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!
Bart: Uh, Dad? Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room!

Toolz · 11-15-2003, 08:12 AM

My fav episodes are always the monkey ones:

#1. Where Homer Gets the Helper Monkey

"Marge leave the monkey alone his cholestorel's sky high"

#2. The Diamond mining one where Jane Goodall is using the chimps to get all the diamonds in South Africa.

badmunchkin · 11-15-2003, 08:36 AM

Billy: "Umm, Mr. McLure, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?"

Troy: "No, just ignorant. See Billy, your crazy friend hasn't heard of the food chain. Just ask this scientitian."

Scientist: "Uh..."

Troy: "He'll tell you that in nature, one creature invariably eats another."

(dog eats frisbee, hawk flys off with sheep, shark grabs gorilla)

Troy: "Don't kid yourself Billy, if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about."

09-17-2003, 01:31 AM	#101
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	I love the episode where homer gets a gun and puts "speed holes" in the hood of his car W00T! 100 baby Last edited by JD; 09-17-2003 at 01:35 AM..

10-09-2003, 12:02 PM	#104
scoreman Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 1,491	Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get." Homer: "Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?" Homer: "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here." "We need some more secret sauce. Put the mayonnaise in the sun." -- Manager at Krusty Burger Homer: "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!" Homer: "I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES." I really like Chief Wiggum's zingers myself: "Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around." "Ah jeez, can't you people take the law into your own hands?" Dr. Nick Riviera: Don't worry, Homer, you won't feel a thing. These drugs will make the operation seem like a wonderful dream. (Punches Homer out, and injects himself with the drugs!) __________________

10-09-2003, 12:33 PM	#105
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10-09-2003, 01:50 PM	#110
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09-17-2003, 01:39 AM	#102
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	Bart replaced the answering machine tape with on of some old dude singing "hello motha.. hello fatha... here i am at... camp cronada" homer checks the answering machine and yells out "Marge.. is Lisa at camp cronada?"

10-09-2003, 11:04 AM	#103
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	marge: bart, are you ready for your history test? bart: yeah, ask me anything! marge: ok, who was george washington carver? bart: he was..... uh..... the guy who chopped up george washington post more, biatchez.

10-09-2003, 01:27 PM	#106
Superterrorizer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 509	Sadly I can't remember the exact quote, but I think it was the episode where the teachers go on strike, could be wrong about that. Principal Skinner is talking to a shaken up substitute teacher named Mr. Glasscock. I won't even try and spit out the quote, the name of the teacher should be enough to jog it from someones memory. And let's not forget the all gay steel mill. "Hot stuff comin' through!"

10-09-2003, 01:37 PM	#108
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10-09-2003, 03:44 PM	#114
Pad elephants dont swat flies Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,262	Kent Brockman: ".. and the kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. and on a lighter note, the quickie mart clerk apu was brutally murdered last night" __________________

10-09-2003, 04:37 PM	#115
GigaKaaro Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 57	1. Homer: "Mmmmm. Sacri-licious". 2. When they visit Bronson instead of Branson, MO and all the residents speak like Charles Bronson: Baby to mother after asking for a cookie and getting told no: "This ain't ovah!" 3. Homer spraying his eggs with Marge's pepper spray: "Mmmm. Incompasitating." Kills me each time. __________________ Kaaro Sales Director GigaCash ICQ 272076573

10-09-2003, 05:12 PM	#116
apoklyptk So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 474	Aim low, then noone will care how far you go.

11-15-2003, 07:40 AM	#117
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	I just had to post this, ahaha. Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, will you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Lisa, pass your father the syrup. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat products. Bart: You dipping your sausages in that syrup home boy? Homer: Marge, please tell Bart I just want to drink a glass of syrup like I do every morning? Marge: Tell him yourself, it's Lisa you're ignoring, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not talking to me, and second of all I heard what you said! Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case! Bart: Uh, Dad? Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room!

11-15-2003, 08:12 AM	#118
Toolz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Podunk Posts: 690	My fav episodes are always the monkey ones: #1. Where Homer Gets the Helper Monkey "Marge leave the monkey alone his cholestorel's sky high" #2. The Diamond mining one where Jane Goodall is using the chimps to get all the diamonds in South Africa.

11-15-2003, 08:36 AM	#119
badmunchkin Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 3,797	Billy: "Umm, Mr. McLure, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?" Troy: "No, just ignorant. See Billy, your crazy friend hasn't heard of the food chain. Just ask this scientitian." Scientist: "Uh..." Troy: "He'll tell you that in nature, one creature invariably eats another." (dog eats frisbee, hawk flys off with sheep, shark grabs gorilla) Troy: "Don't kid yourself Billy, if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about." __________________ Custom, Full Color Printing with BIG Discounts for GFY! ICQ 283197499