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Billy: "Umm, Mr. McLure, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?"
Troy: "No, just ignorant. See Billy, your crazy friend hasn't heard of the food chain. Just ask this scientitian."
Scientist: "Uh..."
Troy: "He'll tell you that in nature, one creature invariably eats another."
(dog eats frisbee, hawk flys off with sheep, shark grabs gorilla)
Troy: "Don't kid yourself Billy, if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about."
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