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04-05-2003, 11:47 AM
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Ik ben een aap
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Out of the mouths of babes
I buy the magazine FHM every month and they have a section in it where readers send in their letters of real life events. Funny letters and stupid things that happen!!!
Here is one of the best I have ever heard...... When my wife discovered that her travel documents weren't up to date she left me a note asking if I'd go into town and "get some passport foto's" for her. Tricky.... Another one! With news of a cyclone hitting the Slomon Islands, I suggested to my wife that they should construct underground shelters, "they can't!" She replied. "they're in the middle of the ocean - dig down and you spring a leak" One more. Watching Saving Private Ryan with a few friends, my sister wandered in, waited a few minutes then asked "which side are the germans fighting for - the Nazi's or the Americans?" hehe, that section cracks me up!!! |
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04-05-2003, 12:00 PM
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I have one, out the mouth of my old girlfriend....
At the time i had 3 buddys sitting beside me. My GF was about to exit the room and i just went "where ya going hun?" She replied: in the fridge to get that smirnoff icq i left in there a few days ago! ME: sorry hun i drank that one yesterday. GF: no you dident its still out there. ME: nope, its gone i tell ya! GF: yea yea....wanna bet? ME: errrrrrr "looking confused at my buddys" ok sure hey why not. GF: how much????????? ME: 100 bucks.... GF: SURE OK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *laughing all the way to the kitchen* ME: "still confused BIGTIME HERE" GF: *screem from the kitchen* WTF, ITS GONE!!!!! when what the ME: Sorta told you dident i? I mean HOW fucking stupid can girl get??? 
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04-05-2003, 12:02 PM
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Ik ben een aap
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04-05-2003, 12:03 PM
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It still pussels me to this date what the hell she was thinking
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04-05-2003, 12:10 PM
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when women talk, I am usually too busy laughing in my head to pay attention
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04-05-2003, 12:32 PM
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