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Ross · 04-05-2003, 11:47 AM

I buy the magazine FHM every month and they have a section in it where readers send in their letters of real life events. Funny letters and stupid things that happen!!!

Here is one of the best I have ever heard......

When my wife discovered that her travel documents weren't up to date she left me a note asking if I'd go into town and "get some passport foto's" for her. Tricky....

Another one!

With news of a cyclone hitting the Slomon Islands, I suggested to my wife that they should construct underground shelters, "they can't!" She replied. "they're in the middle of the ocean - dig down and you spring a leak"

One more.

Watching Saving Private Ryan with a few friends, my sister wandered in, waited a few minutes then asked "which side are the germans fighting for - the Nazi's or the Americans?"

hehe, that section cracks me up!!!

04-05-2003, 11:47 AM
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Out of the mouths of babes I buy the magazine FHM every month and they have a section in it where readers send in their letters of real life events. Funny letters and stupid things that happen!!! Here is one of the best I have ever heard...... When my wife discovered that her travel documents weren't up to date she left me a note asking if I'd go into town and "get some passport foto's" for her. Tricky.... Another one! With news of a cyclone hitting the Slomon Islands, I suggested to my wife that they should construct underground shelters, "they can't!" She replied. "they're in the middle of the ocean - dig down and you spring a leak" One more. Watching Saving Private Ryan with a few friends, my sister wandered in, waited a few minutes then asked "which side are the germans fighting for - the Nazi's or the Americans?" hehe, that section cracks me up!!!