I have one, out the mouth of my old girlfriend....
At the time i had 3 buddys sitting beside me.
My GF was about to exit the room and i just went "where ya going hun?"
She replied: in the fridge to get that smirnoff icq i left in there a few days ago!
ME: sorry hun i drank that one yesterday.
GF: no you dident its still out there.
ME: nope, its gone i tell ya!
GF: yea yea....wanna bet?
ME: errrrrrr "looking confused at my buddys" ok sure hey why not.
GF: how much?????????
ME: 100 bucks....
GF: SURE OK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *laughing all the way to the kitchen*
ME: "still confused BIGTIME HERE"
GF: *screem from the kitchen* WTF, ITS GONE!!!!! when what the
ME: Sorta told you dident i?
I mean HOW fucking stupid can girl get???
