Out of the mouths of babes
 

I buy the magazine FHM every month and they have a section in it where readers send in their letters of real life events. Funny letters and stupid things that happen!!!

Here is one of the best I have ever heard......

When my wife discovered that her travel documents weren't up to date she left me a note asking if I'd go into town and "get some passport foto's" for her. Tricky....

Another one!

With news of a cyclone hitting the Slomon Islands, I suggested to my wife that they should construct underground shelters, "they can't!" She replied. "they're in the middle of the ocean - dig down and you spring a leak"

One more.

Watching Saving Private Ryan with a few friends, my sister wandered in, waited a few minutes then asked "which side are the germans fighting for - the Nazi's or the Americans?"

hehe, that section cracks me up!!!

I have one, out the mouth of my old girlfriend....
At the time i had 3 buddys sitting beside me.

My GF was about to exit the room and i just went "where ya going hun?"
She replied: in the fridge to get that smirnoff icq i left in there a few days ago!
ME: sorry hun i drank that one yesterday.
GF: no you dident its still out there.
ME: nope, its gone i tell ya!
GF: yea yea....wanna bet?
ME: errrrrrr "looking confused at my buddys" ok sure hey why not.
GF: how much?????????
ME: 100 bucks....
GF: SURE OK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *laughing all the way to the kitchen*
ME: "still confused BIGTIME HERE"
GF: *screem from the kitchen* WTF, ITS GONE!!!!! when what the
ME: Sorta told you dident i?

I mean HOW fucking stupid can girl get??? :1orglaugh

HAHAHAHAHA thats fucking funny!

It still pussels me to this date what the hell she was thinking :1orglaugh

when women talk, I am usually too busy laughing in my head to pay attention

This one isn't that stupid. I'm originally from Florida and you can't dig down further than three feet anywhere in the state without hitting ground water. There are no basements.

SpaceAce