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MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 01:03 PM

My daughters birthday today and she wants a seafood dinner.

What could I do with crab meat aside from stuffing mushrooms? What kind of sauce do you put on it?

I've only made it once and stuffed portabella mushrooms but she doesn't really like mushrooms. If I stuff salmon with it, I just filet it like chicken and then cook it how?

dyna mo · 03-30-2015, 01:06 PM

crab cakes! perfect for birfday

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

crab cakes! perfect for birfday

I think that's what I will have to go with. Bearnaise sauce or is there some sort of fish sauce?

I will find a recipe for it. Everything else I find seems like it will take away the taste of the crab.

420 · 03-30-2015, 01:11 PM

Happy birthday little S.

Creamy sauce goes with crab I guess. Here are some recipie ideas - Crab Recipes : Food Network

I don't eat salmon but I would cook it in the guest of honor's favorite way. I prefer grilled or smoked fish myself. If you like rarer salmon you could cut a pocket into the filet for your stuffing. Then broil it to the desired doneness.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Happy birthday little S.

Creamy sauce goes with crab I guess. Here are some recipie ideas - Crab Recipes : Food Network

I don't eat salmon but I would cook it in the guest of honor's favorite way. I prefer grilled or smoked fish myself. If you like rarer salmon you could cut a pocket into the filet for your stuffing. Then broil it to the desired doneness.

I'm off to the store! I will take a photo of the feast!!!! Whatever it ends up being.

aka123 · 03-30-2015, 01:16 PM

I would leave the stuffing part and fry the salmon as sliced and maybe fry the crab meat too. I haven't never cooked crabs (not that much around here), but the point was cooking and serving those "separately".

The fried crab meat (or salmon too) could also be dipped onto some sauce, like they do in Asia. AKA having plate with salmon and crab meat and some extra and some dips to dip the meat into.

dyna mo · 03-30-2015, 01:16 PM

i put crab meat in my seafood gumbo but cooking that gumbo up is quite the chore, with an extensive list of ingredients.

TeenCat · 03-30-2015, 01:18 PM

PR_Glen · 03-30-2015, 01:20 PM

thermidor sauce could go well with it, traditionally more for lobster i guess..

Michaels Crab Thermidor Recipe - Food.com

just a punk · 03-30-2015, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

My daughters birthday today and she wants a seafood dinner.

What could I do with crab meat aside from stuffing mushrooms? What kind of sauce do you put on it?

I've only made it once and stuffed portabella mushrooms but she doesn't really like mushrooms. If I stuff salmon with it, I just filet it like chicken and then cook it how?

No sauce, no mushrooms. Just a cooked crab meat in its own shell. Just like you do it with lobsters.

420 · 03-30-2015, 01:31 PM

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i put crab meat in my seafood gumbo but cooking that gumbo up is quite the chore, with an extensive list of ingredients.

This will save you a good bit of time and nobody will know the difference.

Microwave Roux Recipe - Food.com

dyna mo · 03-30-2015, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

This will save you a good bit of time and nobody will know the difference.

Microwave Roux Recipe - Food.com

wow, making roux without bacon grease, several of my dead family just rolled over in their graves!

i take it you've made/tried this so, i'll bookmark it because, yes, my homemade roux is easy to burn and takes a while, this method would shave a lot or time off the entire gumbo recipe time though.

otoh, i usually nibble the bacon while stirring the roux! makes the time go by faster

420 · 03-30-2015, 02:13 PM

Not that exact recipe but you can make a good roux in the microwave. You can also just brown the flour in the oven and omit any fat but screw that. I cook just the flour and oil part in the microwave then add it to a big pot and continue like normal.

pornmasta · 03-30-2015, 02:17 PM

crab burgers and coca cola ?

420 · 03-30-2015, 02:19 PM

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crab burgers and coca cola ?

no coke only crab juice

brassmonkey · 03-30-2015, 04:37 PM

happy birthday to your baby

if u live on the coast take her sum place if you can afford it

Forest · 03-30-2015, 05:04 PM

Crab meat corn dogs!

They rock!!!

brassmonkey · 03-30-2015, 05:05 PM

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Crab meat corn dogs!

They rock!!!

id rather have crab puffs

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 06:08 PM

Dinner was DELICIOUS!!!!!

Crab cakes and stuffed mushrooms, shrimp scampi and asparagus topped with Bearnaise sauce.

Desert chocolate layer cake with chocolate mousse and chocolate covered strawberries and pineapples.

We had a feast then took a ride in her new car after I successfully installed her license plates by myself! Was a good birthday for a sweet 17 year old.

Thank you dyno for the crab cake suggestion! Was trying to avoid it, but was so good.

Yummy!

420 · 03-30-2015, 06:12 PM

It looks nice. Did you make all that?

Spunky · 03-30-2015, 06:16 PM

I like the crab meat on a salad

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

It looks nice. Did you make all that?

I didn't make the cake. But the rest yes.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I like the crab meat on a salad

I saved her some of her own to make it how she wants. She likes it on salad too.

dyna mo · 03-30-2015, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Dinner was DELICIOUS!!!!!

Crab cakes and stuffed mushrooms, shrimp scampi and asparagus topped with Bearnaise sauce.

Desert chocolate layer cake with chocolate mousse and chocolate covered strawberries and pineapples.

We had a feast then took a ride in her new car after I successfully installed her license plates by myself! Was a good birthday for a sweet 17 year old.

Thank you dyno for the crab cake suggestion! Was trying to avoid it, but was so good.

Yummy!

wow. looks fantastic, really.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 06:43 PM

Was good. Now she's sitting in her car listening to music pretending that she can drive alone lol.

Ahhh to be 17 again.

420 · 03-30-2015, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I didn't make the cake. But the rest yes.

The shrimp looked like they could use more buttah otherwise nicely done. I would eat it and then my pee would smell like asparagus all day.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

The shrimp looked like they could use more buttah otherwise nicely done. I would eat it and then my pee would smell like asparagus all day.

The shrimp was actually in scampi sauce - I do like my shrimp a little more cooked, like...grilled (crispy on the outside) and in COCKtail sauce - but this was pretty good.

I haven't peed yet, but I'm sure it will be stinky lol. Why are you so gross???

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 06:54 PM

I'm so happy all three of my kids birthdays are finally over for the year.

I almost had to get back on the phones just to afford them!!!

420 · 03-30-2015, 07:06 PM

I like asparagus but I don't eat it often because of the stinky pee thing. I ate a whole bunch of it once. Ugh I had to hold my nose to piss.

Do you only mate between april and june? :x

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I like asparagus but I don't eat it often because of the stinky pee thing. I ate a whole bunch of it once. Ugh I had to hold my nose to piss.

Do you only mate between april and june? :x

Yep. Apparently June is a very fertile month for me. This year I will stay single...unlessssss

420 · 03-30-2015, 07:11 PM

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Yep. This year I will stay single...unlessssss

Keep trying I like it.

dyna mo · 03-30-2015, 07:15 PM

i'm funny about the aspergas. i can only eat the floret part if it.

but i bought this 4th burner pot and it's ideal for cooking aspergfas too.

Amazon.com: Kuhn Rikon 4200 12-Cup 4th Burner Pot: Kitchen & Dining

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i'm funny about the aspergas. i can only eat the floret part if it.

but i bought this 4th burner pot and it's ideal for cooking aspergfas too.

Amazon.com: Kuhn Rikon 4200 12-Cup 4th Burner Pot: Kitchen & Dining

I like the whole thing, but the floret part is my fav, especially if it's a little crunchy.

I bake it for like 20/25 minutes with olive oil, minced garlic and sea salt. Mmmm! Don't need to put butter or anything on it. Delicious just like that.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Keep trying I like it.

It's gettin hot in hurrrrrr

dyna mo · 03-30-2015, 07:21 PM

no butter? ; butter's goood.

420 · 03-30-2015, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

It's gettin hot in hurrrrrr

flirtacious tryin to show patience

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

no butter? ; butter's goood.

That's how I would make scampi sauce, just butter and lemon.

2MuchMark · 03-30-2015, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

crab cakes! perfect for birfday

Delicious

Crab Cake Recipes - Allrecipes.com

dyna mo · 03-30-2015, 07:31 PM

hah, drat, just pulled a meatloaf out of the oven to smear on the sauce and splattered meatloaf juice and sauce all over my new t-shirt. still had the stupid creases in it, that's how new this t is. to the washing machine, posthaste!

420 · 03-30-2015, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

Delicious

Crab Cake Recipes - Allrecipes.com

The crab will be turned into poo soon. They already ate.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

no butter? ; butter's goood.

You really just don't even need it with the olive oil and garlic. Promise.

And it's better for you.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 07:37 PM

I went with this one because it really only used the crab meat. She doesn't like when I season her seafood too much and drown out the fishy taste, so I tried to keep it simple

Baltimore-Style Crab Cakes Recipe - Andrew Zimmern | Food & Wine

Dyno ---- take off all your clothes? No stains. Take a picture too. Okay, maybe that was a little too far.

xNetworx · 03-30-2015, 07:43 PM

420 · 03-30-2015, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I went with this one because it really only used the crab meat. She doesn't like when I season her seafood too much and drown out the fishy taste, so I tried to keep it simple

Baltimore-Style Crab Cakes Recipe - Andrew Zimmern | Food & Wine

Dyno ---- take off all your clothes? No stains. Take a picture too. Okay, maybe that was a little too far.

If you're gonna harass him you could at least offer stain removal tips.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CamBoss

Are you kidding me? OMFG lol.

I saw one last night where the dude wanted to take a girl out, have her chew her food and then spit it into his mouth.

Disgusting.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

If you're gonna harass him you could at least offer stain removal tips.

Gonna have to face it you're addicted to love.

420 · 03-30-2015, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

It's gettin hot in hurrrrrr

Wait, is it menopause? Have you ever seen Spring Breakdown (2009) - IMDb ?

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Are you kidding me? OMFG lol.

I saw one last night where the dude wanted to take a girl out, have her chew her food and then spit it into his mouth.

Disgusting.

Screw dentures I'm going to be an extremely creepy old guy.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Wait, is it menopause? Have you ever seen Spring Breakdown (2009) - IMDb ?

I have not but it looks super funny!

And no, it's not menopause. It's just you

dyna mo · 03-30-2015, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I went with this one because it really only used the crab meat. She doesn't like when I season her seafood too much and drown out the fishy taste, so I tried to keep it simple

Baltimore-Style Crab Cakes Recipe - Andrew Zimmern | Food & Wine

Dyno ---- take off all your clothes? No stains. Take a picture too. Okay, maybe that was a little too far.

I got in trouble last time I cooked naked!!!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-30-2015, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

I got in trouble last time I cooked naked!!!

Mom come home early? lol

Captain Kawaii · 03-30-2015, 09:00 PM

If you can cook like that the rest is allllllllllllllllll good. ;)

Busy later? ;)

Looks like a great feast. Glad it was a good day for you and your daughter.

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MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,974	What to do with crab meat? My daughters birthday today and she wants a seafood dinner. What could I do with crab meat aside from stuffing mushrooms? What kind of sauce do you put on it? I've only made it once and stuffed portabella mushrooms but she doesn't really like mushrooms. If I stuff salmon with it, I just filet it like chicken and then cook it how?

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aka123 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: 64 00 N, 26 00 E Posts: 4,450	I would leave the stuffing part and fry the salmon as sliced and maybe fry the crab meat too. I haven't never cooked crabs (not that much around here), but the point was cooking and serving those "separately". The fried crab meat (or salmon too) could also be dipped onto some sauce, like they do in Asia. AKA having plate with salmon and crab meat and some extra and some dips to dip the meat into. __________________

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,228	crab cakes! perfect for birfday

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420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	Happy birthday little S. Creamy sauce goes with crab I guess. Here are some recipie ideas - Crab Recipes : Food Network I don't eat salmon but I would cook it in the guest of honor's favorite way. I prefer grilled or smoked fish myself. If you like rarer salmon you could cut a pocket into the filet for your stuffing. Then broil it to the desired doneness.

03-30-2015, 02:13 PM	#13
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	Not that exact recipe but you can make a good roux in the microwave. You can also just brown the flour in the oven and omit any fat but screw that. I cook just the flour and oil part in the microwave then add it to a big pot and continue like normal.

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pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,026	crab burgers and coca cola ?

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Forest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hollywood Fl. Posts: 8,975	Crab meat corn dogs! They rock!!!

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MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,974	Dinner was DELICIOUS!!!!! Crab cakes and stuffed mushrooms, shrimp scampi and asparagus topped with Bearnaise sauce. Desert chocolate layer cake with chocolate mousse and chocolate covered strawberries and pineapples. We had a feast then took a ride in her new car after I successfully installed her license plates by myself! Was a good birthday for a sweet 17 year old. Thank you dyno for the crab cake suggestion! Was trying to avoid it, but was so good. Yummy!

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420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	It looks nice. Did you make all that?

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MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,974	Was good. Now she's sitting in her car listening to music pretending that she can drive alone lol. Ahhh to be 17 again.

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MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,974	I'm so happy all three of my kids birthdays are finally over for the year. I almost had to get back on the phones just to afford them!!!

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420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	I like asparagus but I don't eat it often because of the stinky pee thing. I ate a whole bunch of it once. Ugh I had to hold my nose to piss. Do you only mate between april and june? :x

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,228	i'm funny about the aspergas. i can only eat the floret part if it. but i bought this 4th burner pot and it's ideal for cooking aspergfas too. Amazon.com: Kuhn Rikon 4200 12-Cup 4th Burner Pot: Kitchen & Dining

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,228	no butter? ; butter's goood.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,228	hah, drat, just pulled a meatloaf out of the oven to smear on the sauce and splattered meatloaf juice and sauce all over my new t-shirt. still had the stupid creases in it, that's how new this t is. to the washing machine, posthaste!

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MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,974	I went with this one because it really only used the crab meat. She doesn't like when I season her seafood too much and drown out the fishy taste, so I tried to keep it simple Baltimore-Style Crab Cakes Recipe - Andrew Zimmern \| Food & Wine Dyno ---- take off all your clothes? No stains. Take a picture too. Okay, maybe that was a little too far.

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Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	If you can cook like that the rest is allllllllllllllllll good. ;) Busy later? ;) Looks like a great feast. Glad it was a good day for you and your daughter.