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EddyTheDog · 05-07-2014, 08:57 AM

A guy nicknamed 'Skull Cracker' escaped prison on Saturday - He was serving 13 life sentences for violent bank robberies...

He has escaped before (twice) and on both occasions staged more violent robberies and was caught and sent back to prison.....

Today they caught him again while staging another robbery with a machine gun!..

So how did he escape, must be some sort of evil genius right? - Not so much, he just didn't bother going back after having a few hours UNESCORTED LEAVE!....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27315001

PR_Phil · 05-07-2014, 11:21 AM

13 life sentences and they just let him leave for the day and assume he will be a good boy and come back? Brilliant!

Scott McD · 05-07-2014, 11:33 AM

I give up with this place...

2MuchMark · 05-07-2014, 11:34 AM

Hmm... I wonder how easy it was for him to get a gun....

SGS · 05-07-2014, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

Hmm... I wonder how easy it was for him to get a gun....

He made it in the prison workshop.

L-Pink · 05-07-2014, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

Hmm... I wonder how easy it was for him to get a gun....

In a country where all guns are illegal? lol

brassmonkey · 05-07-2014, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I give up with this place...

can i have your sig??

Best-In-BC · 05-07-2014, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

In a country where all guns are illegal? lol

Easy, There anti gun policy is funny when you look at the numbers

Scott McD · 05-07-2014, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

can i have your sig??

I was talking about the UK not GFY...

brassmonkey · 05-07-2014, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I was talking about the UK not GFY...

well can i??

hehehe

PR_Glen · 05-07-2014, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Phil

13 life sentences and they just let him leave for the day and assume he will be a good boy and come back? Brilliant!

have you not heard of a 13th chance?? ;)

Nice_Nick · 05-07-2014, 01:45 PM

Maybe I read the article wrong but it doesn't say he had a machine gun

It says (and I quote).

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An eyewitness, who asked not to be named, said he saw the arrest by armed police in Bow.

He said the police had machine guns and a man was wrestled to the ground.

So, the police had machine guns, not the fugitive.

mineistaken · 05-07-2014, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Phil

13 life sentences and they just let him leave for the day and assume he will be a good boy and come back?

This simply can not be true. It is impossible. Not even in Scandinavia where they treat inmates as hotel guests. Something is missing here. Not the full story.

Nice_Nick · 05-07-2014, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

This simply can not be true. It is impossible. Not even in Scandinavia where they treat inmates as hotel guests. Something is missing here. Not the full story.

Sounds a bit harsh but seems it's true. Here is the news from 2002 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2289804.stm

Wilsy · 05-07-2014, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

This simply can not be true. It is impossible. Not even in Scandinavia where they treat inmates as hotel guests. Something is missing here. Not the full story.

Yes it can you can be given 13 life sentences with a recommendation you serve a min of X years, if he has served 2 thirds out of the X years he can be put into a D class (open) prison where the mentality is to get the prisoners ready and adjusted to civil life before their release,

Not saying this is the case in the story above "but" it can be possible

Edit: just seen above post, as I suspected

Despite the number of life sentences imposed, Wheatley could be considered for parole in eight years.

Grapesoda · 05-07-2014, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

Hmm... I wonder how easy it was for him to get a gun....

Mark you have just umped the liberal shark ...

Seth Manson · 05-07-2014, 04:00 PM

You should never try to rob a bank with an illegal gun, that shit will just get you in trouble. Only use legal guns for bank robberies.

crockett · 05-07-2014, 04:27 PM

Kind of related, but my favorite jail thing from another country is Mexico. It seems in Mexico, if you escape from prison or even get caught trying you will get no added time to your sentence.

The reason is they understand all people want to be free and don't think it's right to punish people for trying to be free. Meaning if you ever find yourself in a Mexican prison, it's completely legal to try an escape.

1215 · 05-07-2014, 04:46 PM

sounds like an episode of that show "Breakout Kings" which seems to have been canceled, even tho it was awesome.

oppoten · 05-07-2014, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Kind of related, but my favorite jail thing from another country is Mexico. It seems in Mexico, if you escape from prison or even get caught trying you will get no added time to your sentence.

The reason is they understand all people want to be free and don't think it's right to punish people for trying to be free. Meaning if you ever find yourself in a Mexican prison, it's completely legal to try an escape.

Went to check on Scandinavian countries and found this:

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Attempting to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if a person is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term.
Denmark

http://www.stupidlaws.com/attempting...r-of-his-term/

Manfap · 05-08-2014, 02:10 AM

Gotta admire his dedication to the job.

HellOfaCock · 05-08-2014, 03:57 AM

Unbelievable this happenes

pinkz · 05-08-2014, 04:02 AM

Mother fucker robbed the Chelsea building society just across the street from where I live!

Captain Kawaii · 05-08-2014, 04:05 AM

Good he is back in custody.

seeandsee · 05-08-2014, 04:11 AM

jail system in uk is really on high level

martinsc · 05-08-2014, 04:36 AM

michael.kickass · 05-08-2014, 05:24 AM

Truly unbelievable.

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