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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #1

    You Couldn't Make This Shit Up...

    A guy nicknamed 'Skull Cracker' escaped prison on Saturday - He was serving 13 life sentences for violent bank robberies...

    He has escaped before (twice) and on both occasions staged more violent robberies and was caught and sent back to prison.....

    Today they caught him again while staging another robbery with a machine gun!..

    So how did he escape, must be some sort of evil genius right? - Not so much, he just didn't bother going back after having a few hours UNESCORTED LEAVE!....

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27315001
  • PR_Phil
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 1960

    #2
    13 life sentences and they just let him leave for the day and assume he will be a good boy and come back? Brilliant!

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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67792

      #3
      I give up with this place...


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      • 2MuchMark
        Mark of 2Much.net
        • Aug 2004
        • 50901

        #4
        Hmm... I wonder how easy it was for him to get a gun....

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        • SGS
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 5176

          #5
          Originally posted by MarkPrince
          Hmm... I wonder how easy it was for him to get a gun....
          He made it in the prison workshop.
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          • L-Pink
            working on my tan
            • Mar 2005
            • 39151

            #6
            Originally posted by MarkPrince
            Hmm... I wonder how easy it was for him to get a gun....
            In a country where all guns are illegal? lol

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            • brassmonkey
              Pay It Forward
              • Sep 2005
              • 77385

              #7
              Originally posted by Scott McD
              I give up with this place...
              can i have your sig??
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              • Best-In-BC
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2002
                • 9509

                #8
                Originally posted by L-Pink
                In a country where all guns are illegal? lol
                Easy, There anti gun policy is funny when you look at the numbers
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                • Scott McD
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 67792

                  #9
                  Originally posted by brassmonkey
                  can i have your sig??
                  I was talking about the UK not GFY...


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                  • brassmonkey
                    Pay It Forward
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 77385

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Scott McD
                    I was talking about the UK not GFY...
                    well can i?? hehehe
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                    • PR_Glen
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 9058

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PR_Phil
                      13 life sentences and they just let him leave for the day and assume he will be a good boy and come back? Brilliant!
                      have you not heard of a 13th chance?? ;)
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                      • Nice_Nick
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Mar 2014
                        • 865

                        #12
                        Maybe I read the article wrong but it doesn't say he had a machine gun

                        It says (and I quote).

                        An eyewitness, who asked not to be named, said he saw the arrest by armed police in Bow.

                        He said the police had machine guns and a man was wrestled to the ground.
                        So, the police had machine guns, not the fugitive.

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                        • mineistaken
                          See signature :)
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 29656

                          #13
                          Originally posted by PR_Phil
                          13 life sentences and they just let him leave for the day and assume he will be a good boy and come back?
                          This simply can not be true. It is impossible. Not even in Scandinavia where they treat inmates as hotel guests. Something is missing here. Not the full story.

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                          • Nice_Nick
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Mar 2014
                            • 865

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mineistaken
                            This simply can not be true. It is impossible. Not even in Scandinavia where they treat inmates as hotel guests. Something is missing here. Not the full story.
                            Sounds a bit harsh but seems it's true. Here is the news from 2002 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2289804.stm

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                            • Wilsy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 1865

                              #15
                              Originally posted by mineistaken
                              This simply can not be true. It is impossible. Not even in Scandinavia where they treat inmates as hotel guests. Something is missing here. Not the full story.
                              Yes it can you can be given 13 life sentences with a recommendation you serve a min of X years, if he has served 2 thirds out of the X years he can be put into a D class (open) prison where the mentality is to get the prisoners ready and adjusted to civil life before their release,

                              Not saying this is the case in the story above "but" it can be possible

                              Edit: just seen above post, as I suspected

                              Despite the number of life sentences imposed, Wheatley could be considered for parole in eight years.
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                              • Grapesoda
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 46234

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                Hmm... I wonder how easy it was for him to get a gun....
                                Mark you have just umped the liberal shark ...

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                                • Seth Manson
                                  Please dont fuck animals
                                  • Jul 2010
                                  • 3988

                                  #17
                                  You should never try to rob a bank with an illegal gun, that shit will just get you in trouble. Only use legal guns for bank robberies.

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                                  • crockett
                                    in a van by the river
                                    • May 2003
                                    • 76818

                                    #18
                                    Kind of related, but my favorite jail thing from another country is Mexico. It seems in Mexico, if you escape from prison or even get caught trying you will get no added time to your sentence.

                                    The reason is they understand all people want to be free and don't think it's right to punish people for trying to be free. Meaning if you ever find yourself in a Mexican prison, it's completely legal to try an escape.
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                                    • 1215
                                      Boner Party
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 2410

                                      #19
                                      sounds like an episode of that show "Breakout Kings" which seems to have been canceled, even tho it was awesome.
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                                      • oppoten
                                        NAME THE JEW
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 4791

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by crockett
                                        Kind of related, but my favorite jail thing from another country is Mexico. It seems in Mexico, if you escape from prison or even get caught trying you will get no added time to your sentence.

                                        The reason is they understand all people want to be free and don't think it's right to punish people for trying to be free. Meaning if you ever find yourself in a Mexican prison, it's completely legal to try an escape.
                                        Went to check on Scandinavian countries and found this:

                                        Attempting to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if a person is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term.
                                        Denmark
                                        http://www.stupidlaws.com/attempting...r-of-his-term/

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                                        • Manfap
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2013
                                          • 2626

                                          #21
                                          Gotta admire his dedication to the job.

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                                          • HellOfaCock
                                            Registered User
                                            • Nov 2013
                                            • 48

                                            #22
                                            Unbelievable this happenes

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                                            • pinkz
                                              Mr 1%
                                              • May 2005
                                              • 1397

                                              #23
                                              Mother fucker robbed the Chelsea building society just across the street from where I live!
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                                              • Captain Kawaii
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Oct 2007
                                                • 6748

                                                #24
                                                Good he is back in custody.

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                                                • seeandsee
                                                  Check SIG!
                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 50945

                                                  #25
                                                  jail system in uk is really on high level
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                                                  • martinsc
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                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                    • 27043

                                                    #26
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                                                      • 11039

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