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EddyTheDog 05-07-2014 08:57 AM

You Couldn't Make This Shit Up...
 
A guy nicknamed 'Skull Cracker' escaped prison on Saturday - He was serving 13 life sentences for violent bank robberies...

He has escaped before (twice) and on both occasions staged more violent robberies and was caught and sent back to prison.....

Today they caught him again while staging another robbery with a machine gun!..

So how did he escape, must be some sort of evil genius right? - Not so much, he just didn't bother going back after having a few hours UNESCORTED LEAVE!....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27315001

PR_Phil 05-07-2014 11:21 AM

13 life sentences and they just let him leave for the day and assume he will be a good boy and come back? Brilliant!

Scott McD 05-07-2014 11:33 AM

I give up with this place...

2MuchMark 05-07-2014 11:34 AM

Hmm... I wonder how easy it was for him to get a gun....

SGS 05-07-2014 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20079043)
Hmm... I wonder how easy it was for him to get a gun....

He made it in the prison workshop.

L-Pink 05-07-2014 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20079043)
Hmm... I wonder how easy it was for him to get a gun....

In a country where all guns are illegal? lol

brassmonkey 05-07-2014 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20079042)
I give up with this place...

can i have your sig?? :helpme:helpme

Best-In-BC 05-07-2014 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20079047)
In a country where all guns are illegal? lol

Easy, There anti gun policy is funny when you look at the numbers

Scott McD 05-07-2014 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20079052)
can i have your sig?? :helpme:helpme

I was talking about the UK not GFY... :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 05-07-2014 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20079061)
I was talking about the UK not GFY... :1orglaugh

well can i?? :helpme hehehe

PR_Glen 05-07-2014 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Phil (Post 20079032)
13 life sentences and they just let him leave for the day and assume he will be a good boy and come back? Brilliant!

have you not heard of a 13th chance?? ;)

Nice_Nick 05-07-2014 01:45 PM

Maybe I read the article wrong but it doesn't say he had a machine gun

It says (and I quote).

Quote:

An eyewitness, who asked not to be named, said he saw the arrest by armed police in Bow.

He said the police had machine guns and a man was wrestled to the ground.
So, the police had machine guns, not the fugitive.

mineistaken 05-07-2014 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Phil (Post 20079032)
13 life sentences and they just let him leave for the day and assume he will be a good boy and come back?

This simply can not be true. It is impossible. Not even in Scandinavia where they treat inmates as hotel guests. Something is missing here. Not the full story.

Nice_Nick 05-07-2014 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20079196)
This simply can not be true. It is impossible. Not even in Scandinavia where they treat inmates as hotel guests. Something is missing here. Not the full story.

Sounds a bit harsh but seems it's true. Here is the news from 2002 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2289804.stm

Wilsy 05-07-2014 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20079196)
This simply can not be true. It is impossible. Not even in Scandinavia where they treat inmates as hotel guests. Something is missing here. Not the full story.

Yes it can you can be given 13 life sentences with a recommendation you serve a min of X years, if he has served 2 thirds out of the X years he can be put into a D class (open) prison where the mentality is to get the prisoners ready and adjusted to civil life before their release,

Not saying this is the case in the story above "but" it can be possible

Edit: just seen above post, as I suspected

Despite the number of life sentences imposed, Wheatley could be considered for parole in eight years.

Grapesoda 05-07-2014 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20079043)
Hmm... I wonder how easy it was for him to get a gun....

Mark you have just umped the liberal shark ...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Seth Manson 05-07-2014 04:00 PM

You should never try to rob a bank with an illegal gun, that shit will just get you in trouble. Only use legal guns for bank robberies.

crockett 05-07-2014 04:27 PM

Kind of related, but my favorite jail thing from another country is Mexico. It seems in Mexico, if you escape from prison or even get caught trying you will get no added time to your sentence.

The reason is they understand all people want to be free and don't think it's right to punish people for trying to be free. Meaning if you ever find yourself in a Mexican prison, it's completely legal to try an escape.

1215 05-07-2014 04:46 PM

sounds like an episode of that show "Breakout Kings" which seems to have been canceled, even tho it was awesome.

oppoten 05-07-2014 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20079361)
Kind of related, but my favorite jail thing from another country is Mexico. It seems in Mexico, if you escape from prison or even get caught trying you will get no added time to your sentence.

The reason is they understand all people want to be free and don't think it's right to punish people for trying to be free. Meaning if you ever find yourself in a Mexican prison, it's completely legal to try an escape.

Went to check on Scandinavian countries and found this:

Quote:

Attempting to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if a person is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term.
Denmark
http://www.stupidlaws.com/attempting...r-of-his-term/

Manfap 05-08-2014 02:10 AM

Gotta admire his dedication to the job.

HellOfaCock 05-08-2014 03:57 AM

Unbelievable this happenes

pinkz 05-08-2014 04:02 AM

Mother fucker robbed the Chelsea building society just across the street from where I live!

Captain Kawaii 05-08-2014 04:05 AM

Good he is back in custody.

seeandsee 05-08-2014 04:11 AM

jail system in uk is really on high level

martinsc 05-08-2014 04:36 AM

:Oh crap :Oh crap

michael.kickass 05-08-2014 05:24 AM

Truly unbelievable.


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