LAPD Is A Joke!!!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

dave90210 · 05-07-2014, 02:01 AM

I heard someone shooting a gun by my house I called the cops right away. An hour went by and the cops never came!. They called me an hour later saying the cops are here come outside I go outside and they aren't there! They went to the wrong location more than 10 miles away. The 911 dispatcher gave the police the wrong information. So I call 911 again and they said this is for emergency calls only and for non emergency calls call your local police department and they hung up. Shots fired is a non emergency WTF lol.

I get pulled over for talking on my cellphone and get followed by cops for nothing and some dude runs around my neighborhood shooting people and it's not a priority?

InfoGuy · 05-07-2014, 02:09 AM

If someone is running around your neighborhood shooting a gun, it's not a good idea to go outside.

Are you in BH?

dyna mo · 05-07-2014, 02:13 AM

you mean 911 is a joke

L-Pink · 05-07-2014, 03:20 AM

And some people think the police will protect them if something happens, lol.

Seth Manson · 05-07-2014, 03:34 AM

They are the kind of joke that isnt funny.

Alex1776 · 05-07-2014, 03:36 AM

This is in Beverly Hills?

John-ACWM · 05-07-2014, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

They are the kind of joke that isnt funny.

The sad truth.

dave90210 · 05-07-2014, 04:48 AM

No but not far away!

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Originally Posted by Alex1776

This is in Beverly Hills?

Best-In-BC · 05-07-2014, 06:25 AM

Police brutality is the most denied thing in the states next to racism, Id consider your self lucky they didnt show up ;)

romeo22 · 05-07-2014, 06:42 AM

Another stupidity on the police.Noting unusual

dyna mo · 05-07-2014, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

Police brutality is the most denied thing in the states next to racism, Id consider your self lucky they didnt show up ;)

where do people get this sort of nonsense? gfy?

blackmonsters · 05-07-2014, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

I heard someone shooting a gun by my house I called the cops right away. An hour went by and the cops never came!. They called me an hour later saying the cops are here come outside I go outside and they aren't there! They went to the wrong location more than 10 miles away. The 911 dispatcher gave the police the wrong information. So I call 911 again and they said this is for emergency calls only and for non emergency calls call your local police department and they hung up. Shots fired is a non emergency WTF lol.

I get pulled over for talking on my cellphone and get followed by cops for nothing and some dude runs around my neighborhood shooting people and it's not a priority?

Yep, shots fired is non-emergency.
Person shot is an emergency.
If it's not an emergency then they get there when they can.
During peek hours, if no one and nothing was shot then they may not respond.

True.

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Tom_PM · 05-07-2014, 07:01 AM

I get where you're coming from, but calling 911 to say I need to give you the right address is the non-emergency they're obviously referring to and I hope everyone can see that.

dyna mo · 05-07-2014, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom_PM

I get where you're coming from, but calling 911 to say I need to give you the right address is the non-emergency they're obviously referring to and I hope everyone can see that.

not to mention 911 knows your address, it's the law that your phone # be directly tied to your addy for 911. and on the 911 calls i've had, that addy is double-confirmed in the convo.

Tom_PM · 05-07-2014, 07:20 AM

Yeah, they show up for all 911 hangup calls too. They know the address that's linked in the computer. I guess for him, they go 10 miles in the other direction though, lol. Should look into that one before you actually need them for real.

Sly · 05-07-2014, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

not to mention 911 knows your address, it's the law that your phone # be directly tied to your addy for 911. and on the 911 calls i've had, that addy is double-confirmed in the convo.

They don't know your address if you are on a cellular phone, which most people are now, and is causing major problems with the 911 system.

Far-L · 05-07-2014, 07:44 AM

I lived in Venice and the nights I didn't hear shots were unusual.

Somebody set our fence on fire with a mattress and FD didn't show up for two hours, while I kept hosing it down but it kept flaming back up. You would be shocked how well a flame retardant mattress burns.

The VC13 were more polite and friendly to us than the cops, who regularly stopped us thinking we were in the hood to buy crack.

dyna mo · 05-07-2014, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

They don't know your address if you are on a cellular phone, which most people are now, and is causing major problems with the 911 system.

they certainly do know your address, e911 has triangulation as well as full access to your phone's gps.

+ the address linked to your sim card.

I called 911 in cali from a smartphone I had setup in another state, they still knew exactly where I was during the call and the 911 call was routed to local 911 where I was, not the other state.

blackmonsters · 05-07-2014, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

I lived in Venice and the nights I didn't hear shots were unusual.

Somebody set our fence on fire with a mattress and FD didn't show up for two hours, while I kept hosing it down but it kept flaming back up. You would be shocked how well a flame retardant mattress burns.

The VC13 were more polite and friendly to us than the cops, who regularly stopped us thinking we were in the hood to buy crack.

Did the V13 run you out because you kept calling them the VC13?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-07-2014, 08:05 AM

It's not like the old movies, where the cops had to keep you on the line for a minute or more to trace your call. The 911 system was designed to identify immediately who the caller is and where they are calling from so that the 911 call is automatically routed to the closest jurisdiction:

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First, the public telephone system already identifies the telephone number for every call placed on the network in order to properly bill the subscriber each month. When a 911 call is placed, this phone number is identified through what is known as Automatic Number Identification (ANI) and passed to the 911 network.

Second, telephone companies maintains a subscriber database for every assigned telephone number, the subscriber's name, physical address for a wired phone account, and billing information. The address is therefore identified through what is known as Automatic Location Identification (ALI).

Third, the telcom provider and the pubilc safety agencies collaborate to create an E911 Master Street Address Guide (MSAG), a database that cross-references every assigned telephone number, subscriber's address and the block number ranges for every street, in every jurisdiction served by the telephone company. This allows the phone company's computer to match the caller's location with its public safety jurisdiction, and then route the call to the appropriate communications center.

Note that "pubilc safety jurisdiction" may be different than the caller's political jurisdiction. That is, the caller may live in Oaktown, but their 911 calls are handled by Maple City, or Elm County. The MSAG is pre-programmed to take 911 calls and route them to the proper Public Safety Answering Point (PSAP) that will then dispatch emergency personnel in response to a 911 call.

Need more to ponder...

ADG

EddyTheDog · 05-07-2014, 08:19 AM

I was told by a policeman friend of mine years ago that if you ever find yourself in REAL trouble just say 'Officer Requires Assistance' and put the phone down - You get priority over everything else...

That's the UK - I assume it's pretty much the same in the US.....

VikingMan · 05-07-2014, 08:21 AM

move to Thousand Oaks, cops everywhere because that is where those lazy cunts can afford houses

L-Pink · 05-07-2014, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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brentbacardi · 05-07-2014, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I was told by a policeman friend of mine years ago that if you ever find yourself in REAL trouble just say 'Officer Requires Assistance' and put the phone down - You get priority over everything else...

That's the UK - I assume it's pretty much the same in the US.....

There's one problem with this, when they show up and you are standing there and there is no cop, they will think you killed a cop, hid the body, and they will beat your ass down or shoot you.

Rochard · 05-07-2014, 09:03 AM

Don't people pick where they live based on crime and schools, etc?

L-Pink · 05-07-2014, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Don't people pick where they live based on crime and schools, etc?

That's why I picked Tampa

Vendzilla · 05-07-2014, 09:45 AM

I love how they sit and watch bars waiting for you to pull you over, they will even make up shit as to why they did.

VikingMan · 05-07-2014, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I was told by a policeman friend of mine years ago that if you ever find yourself in REAL trouble just say 'Officer Requires Assistance' and put the phone down - You get priority over everything else...

That's the UK - I assume it's pretty much the same in the US.....

great idea, they will charge you with false reporting but it might save a life

JA$ON · 05-07-2014, 10:12 AM

It all (generally) depends on your location. If you are in a higher crime area, they don't give a shit about anything non violent, if you live in an area where a car break in is a big deal, they usually get there in minutes.

Sad but true

Vendzilla · 05-07-2014, 10:18 AM

Just remembered where my buddies alarm went off in his house when his brother couldn't remember the code.
He lives 2 blocks from a LAPD station and had to pay the Police for showing up. They never showed up! My Buddies brother waited for 3 hours

SekobA · 05-07-2014, 10:18 AM

Better sit and watch tv when the night come!

brentbacardi · 05-07-2014, 10:25 AM

They cops don't have time to come because they are too busy locking people up for dime bags.

C H R I S · 05-07-2014, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Did the V13 run you out because you kept calling them the VC13?

Haha good one - V13 and VSLC are very organized.... They look like respectable hoodlums now.

baddog · 05-07-2014, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

I heard someone shooting a gun by my house I called the cops right away. An hour went by and the cops never came!. They called me an hour later saying the cops are here come outside I go outside and they aren't there! They went to the wrong location more than 10 miles away. The 911 dispatcher gave the police the wrong information. So I call 911 again and they said this is for emergency calls only and for non emergency calls call your local police department and they hung up. Shots fired is a non emergency WTF lol.

I get pulled over for talking on my cellphone and get followed by cops for nothing and some dude runs around my neighborhood shooting people and it's not a priority?

It isn't an emergency an hour later

Rochard · 05-07-2014, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

That's why I picked Tampa

I'm just saying.... I figured I would be here a while so I researched the local cities my town here was the best of the surrounding communities.

Rochard · 05-07-2014, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I love how they sit and watch bars waiting for you to pull you over, they will even make up shit as to why they did.

Well, they don't stake out churches looking for drunk drivers.

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Just remembered where my buddies alarm went off in his house when his brother couldn't remember the code.
He lives 2 blocks from a LAPD station and had to pay the Police for showing up. They never showed up! My Buddies brother waited for 3 hours

My lord, WTF happened to you? You complain about everything.

SilentKnight · 05-07-2014, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

I get pulled over for talking on my cellphone

Stop talking on your cell while driving.

Problem solved.

Next...

baddog · 05-07-2014, 03:28 PM

No one is getting fined for a one time false alarm; but anyone with an alarm system knows (or should know) that if their alarm goes off on multiple occasions they are going to get charged for false alarms.

Funny that Vendzilla thinks the cops come from the station, like they are all sitting around waiting for something to do. Your friend's proximity to the station is totally irrelevant. A fire department it matters, not the cops.

SilentKnight · 05-07-2014, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Funny that Vendzilla thinks the cops come from the station, like they are all sitting around waiting for something to do. Your friend's proximity to the station is totally irrelevant. A fire department it matters, not the cops.

Around here it's the proximity to a donut/coffee shop.

No joke or cliche.

Rochard · 05-07-2014, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

No one is getting fined for a one time false alarm; but anyone with an alarm system knows (or should know) that if their alarm goes off on multiple occasions they are going to get charged for false alarms.

Funny that Vendzilla thinks the cops come from the station, like they are all sitting around waiting for something to do. Your friend's proximity to the station is totally irrelevant. A fire department it matters, not the cops.

Where I live we pay a yearly fee to the police department to have our alarm. I think it's kind of silly - I'm paying for the alarm and I have to pay the local police for it why? - but we have a low crime rate, our PD is broke, so the $15 fee isn't killing me.

baddog · 05-07-2014, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Where I live we pay a yearly fee to the police department to have our alarm. I think it's kind of silly - I'm paying for the alarm and I have to pay the local police for it why? - but we have a low crime rate, our PD is broke, so the $15 fee isn't killing me.

The fines for false alarms are a little stiffer than that around here.

http://www.valleyalarm.com/alarm-permit-information/

Spunky · 05-07-2014, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I was told by a policeman friend of mine years ago that if you ever find yourself in REAL trouble just say 'Officer Requires Assistance' and put the phone down - You get priority over everything else...

That's the UK - I assume it's pretty much the same in the US.....

You get tasered and beaten when they find out you're lying

Zeiss · 05-07-2014, 06:05 PM

Marijuana grows right behind the local police station here, and you call yours a joke?

HellOfaCock · 05-08-2014, 04:13 AM

Can't imagine this is true

05-07-2014, 02:01 AM	#1
dave90210 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,745	LAPD Is A Joke!!!!!! I heard someone shooting a gun by my house I called the cops right away. An hour went by and the cops never came!. They called me an hour later saying the cops are here come outside I go outside and they aren't there! They went to the wrong location more than 10 miles away. The 911 dispatcher gave the police the wrong information. So I call 911 again and they said this is for emergency calls only and for non emergency calls call your local police department and they hung up. Shots fired is a non emergency WTF lol. I get pulled over for talking on my cellphone and get followed by cops for nothing and some dude runs around my neighborhood shooting people and it's not a priority?

05-07-2014, 02:09 AM	#2
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05-07-2014, 07:01 AM	#13
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	I get where you're coming from, but calling 911 to say I need to give you the right address is the non-emergency they're obviously referring to and I hope everyone can see that. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

05-07-2014, 07:20 AM	#15
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Yeah, they show up for all 911 hangup calls too. They know the address that's linked in the computer. I guess for him, they go 10 miles in the other direction though, lol. Should look into that one before you actually need them for real. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

05-07-2014, 02:13 AM	#3
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,950	you mean 911 is a joke

05-07-2014, 03:20 AM	#4
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	And some people think the police will protect them if something happens, lol.

05-07-2014, 03:34 AM	#5
Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	They are the kind of joke that isnt funny.

05-07-2014, 03:36 AM	#6
Alex1776 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 634	This is in Beverly Hills?

05-07-2014, 06:42 AM	#10
romeo22 你自己去他媽的 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 23,347	Another stupidity on the police.Noting unusual

05-07-2014, 07:44 AM	#17
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,065	I lived in Venice and the nights I didn't hear shots were unusual. Somebody set our fence on fire with a mattress and FD didn't show up for two hours, while I kept hosing it down but it kept flaming back up. You would be shocked how well a flame retardant mattress burns. The VC13 were more polite and friendly to us than the cops, who regularly stopped us thinking we were in the hood to buy crack. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

05-07-2014, 08:19 AM	#21
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,065	I was told by a policeman friend of mine years ago that if you ever find yourself in REAL trouble just say 'Officer Requires Assistance' and put the phone down - You get priority over everything else... That's the UK - I assume it's pretty much the same in the US.....

05-07-2014, 08:21 AM	#22
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,513	move to Thousand Oaks, cops everywhere because that is where those lazy cunts can afford houses

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05-07-2014, 09:45 AM	#27
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	I love how they sit and watch bars waiting for you to pull you over, they will even make up shit as to why they did. __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

05-07-2014, 10:12 AM	#29
JA$ON Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: I'm from Downtown....Im from Mitch & Murry Posts: 1,329	It all (generally) depends on your location. If you are in a higher crime area, they don't give a shit about anything non violent, if you live in an area where a car break in is a big deal, they usually get there in minutes. Sad but true

05-07-2014, 10:18 AM	#30
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Just remembered where my buddies alarm went off in his house when his brother couldn't remember the code. He lives 2 blocks from a LAPD station and had to pay the Police for showing up. They never showed up! My Buddies brother waited for 3 hours __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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05-07-2014, 10:25 AM	#32
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05-07-2014, 03:28 PM	#38
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	No one is getting fined for a one time false alarm; but anyone with an alarm system knows (or should know) that if their alarm goes off on multiple occasions they are going to get charged for false alarms. Funny that Vendzilla thinks the cops come from the station, like they are all sitting around waiting for something to do. Your friend's proximity to the station is totally irrelevant. A fire department it matters, not the cops. Last edited by baddog; 05-07-2014 at 03:30 PM..

05-07-2014, 06:05 PM	#43
Zeiss Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2012 Location: With your mom Posts: 5,189	Marijuana grows right behind the local police station here, and you call yours a joke? __________________ Adult Webmasters Guides

05-08-2014, 04:13 AM	#44
HellOfaCock Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 48	Can't imagine this is true