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  • dave90210
    Registered User
    • Mar 2007
    • 1745
    #1

    LAPD Is A Joke!!!!!!

    I heard someone shooting a gun by my house I called the cops right away. An hour went by and the cops never came!. They called me an hour later saying the cops are here come outside I go outside and they aren't there! They went to the wrong location more than 10 miles away. The 911 dispatcher gave the police the wrong information. So I call 911 again and they said this is for emergency calls only and for non emergency calls call your local police department and they hung up. Shots fired is a non emergency WTF lol.

    I get pulled over for talking on my cellphone and get followed by cops for nothing and some dude runs around my neighborhood shooting people and it's not a priority?
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    • InfoGuy
      80/20 Rule
      • Apr 2010
      • 3052
      #2
      If someone is running around your neighborhood shooting a gun, it's not a good idea to go outside.

      Are you in BH?
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        • dyna mo
          just a fucking jerk
          • Dec 2008
          • 68184
          #3
          you mean 911 is a joke

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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151
              #4
              And some people think the police will protect them if something happens, lol.

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                • Seth Manson
                  Please dont fuck animals
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 3988
                  #5
                  They are the kind of joke that isnt funny.

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                    • Alex1776
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2013
                      • 634
                      #6
                      This is in Beverly Hills?

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                        • John-ACWM
                          Work Work Work
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 20060
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Seth Manson
                          They are the kind of joke that isnt funny.
                          The sad truth.

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                            • dave90210
                              Registered User
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 1745
                              #8
                              No but not far away!

                              Originally posted by Alex1776
                              This is in Beverly Hills?

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                                • Best-In-BC
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 9509
                                  #9
                                  Police brutality is the most denied thing in the states next to racism, Id consider your self lucky they didnt show up ;)
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                                    • romeo22
                                      你自己去他媽的
                                      • Mar 2008
                                      • 23328
                                      #10
                                      Another stupidity on the police.Noting unusual

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                                        • dyna mo
                                          just a fucking jerk
                                          • Dec 2008
                                          • 68184
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Best-In-BC
                                          Police brutality is the most denied thing in the states next to racism, Id consider your self lucky they didnt show up ;)
                                          where do people get this sort of nonsense? gfy?

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                                            • blackmonsters
                                              Making PHP work
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 20992
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by dave90210
                                              I heard someone shooting a gun by my house I called the cops right away. An hour went by and the cops never came!. They called me an hour later saying the cops are here come outside I go outside and they aren't there! They went to the wrong location more than 10 miles away. The 911 dispatcher gave the police the wrong information. So I call 911 again and they said this is for emergency calls only and for non emergency calls call your local police department and they hung up. Shots fired is a non emergency WTF lol.

                                              I get pulled over for talking on my cellphone and get followed by cops for nothing and some dude runs around my neighborhood shooting people and it's not a priority?
                                              Yep, shots fired is non-emergency.
                                              Person shot is an emergency.
                                              If it's not an emergency then they get there when they can.
                                              During peek hours, if no one and nothing was shot then they may not respond.

                                              True.

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                                                • Tom_PM
                                                  Porn Meister
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 16443
                                                  #13
                                                  I get where you're coming from, but calling 911 to say I need to give you the right address is the non-emergency they're obviously referring to and I hope everyone can see that.
                                                  43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                                                    • dyna mo
                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                      • 68184
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Tom_PM
                                                      I get where you're coming from, but calling 911 to say I need to give you the right address is the non-emergency they're obviously referring to and I hope everyone can see that.
                                                      not to mention 911 knows your address, it's the law that your phone # be directly tied to your addy for 911. and on the 911 calls i've had, that addy is double-confirmed in the convo.

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                                                        • Tom_PM
                                                          Porn Meister
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 16443
                                                          #15
                                                          Yeah, they show up for all 911 hangup calls too. They know the address that's linked in the computer. I guess for him, they go 10 miles in the other direction though, lol. Should look into that one before you actually need them for real.
                                                          43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                                                            • Sly
                                                              Let's do some business!
                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                              • 31377
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                              not to mention 911 knows your address, it's the law that your phone # be directly tied to your addy for 911. and on the 911 calls i've had, that addy is double-confirmed in the convo.
                                                              They don't know your address if you are on a cellular phone, which most people are now, and is causing major problems with the 911 system.
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                                                                • Far-L
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 6065
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I lived in Venice and the nights I didn't hear shots were unusual.

                                                                  Somebody set our fence on fire with a mattress and FD didn't show up for two hours, while I kept hosing it down but it kept flaming back up. You would be shocked how well a flame retardant mattress burns.

                                                                  The VC13 were more polite and friendly to us than the cops, who regularly stopped us thinking we were in the hood to buy crack.
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                                                                    • dyna mo
                                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                                      • 68184
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                                                      They don't know your address if you are on a cellular phone, which most people are now, and is causing major problems with the 911 system.
                                                                      they certainly do know your address, e911 has triangulation as well as full access to your phone's gps.

                                                                      + the address linked to your sim card.

                                                                      I called 911 in cali from a smartphone I had setup in another state, they still knew exactly where I was during the call and the 911 call was routed to local 911 where I was, not the other state.
                                                                      Last edited by dyna mo; 05-07-2014, 06:47 AM.

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                                                                        • blackmonsters
                                                                          Making PHP work
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 20992
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Far-L
                                                                          I lived in Venice and the nights I didn't hear shots were unusual.

                                                                          Somebody set our fence on fire with a mattress and FD didn't show up for two hours, while I kept hosing it down but it kept flaming back up. You would be shocked how well a flame retardant mattress burns.

                                                                          The VC13 were more polite and friendly to us than the cops, who regularly stopped us thinking we were in the hood to buy crack.
                                                                          Did the V13 run you out because you kept calling them the VC13?

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                                                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 38323
                                                                              #20
                                                                              It's not like the old movies, where the cops had to keep you on the line for a minute or more to trace your call. The 911 system was designed to identify immediately who the caller is and where they are calling from so that the 911 call is automatically routed to the closest jurisdiction:



                                                                              First, the public telephone system already identifies the telephone number for every call placed on the network in order to properly bill the subscriber each month. When a 911 call is placed, this phone number is identified through what is known as Automatic Number Identification (ANI) and passed to the 911 network.

                                                                              Second, telephone companies maintains a subscriber database for every assigned telephone number, the subscriber's name, physical address for a wired phone account, and billing information. The address is therefore identified through what is known as Automatic Location Identification (ALI).

                                                                              Third, the telcom provider and the pubilc safety agencies collaborate to create an E911 Master Street Address Guide (MSAG), a database that cross-references every assigned telephone number, subscriber's address and the block number ranges for every street, in every jurisdiction served by the telephone company. This allows the phone company's computer to match the caller's location with its public safety jurisdiction, and then route the call to the appropriate communications center.

                                                                              Note that "pubilc safety jurisdiction" may be different than the caller's political jurisdiction. That is, the caller may live in Oaktown, but their 911 calls are handled by Maple City, or Elm County. The MSAG is pre-programmed to take 911 calls and route them to the proper Public Safety Answering Point (PSAP) that will then dispatch emergency personnel in response to a 911 call.
                                                                              Need more to ponder...







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                                                                                • EddyTheDog
                                                                                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                                  • Jan 2011
                                                                                  • 25433
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I was told by a policeman friend of mine years ago that if you ever find yourself in REAL trouble just say 'Officer Requires Assistance' and put the phone down - You get priority over everything else...

                                                                                  That's the UK - I assume it's pretty much the same in the US.....

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                                                                                    • VikingMan
                                                                                      Exploiting human weakness
                                                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                                                      • 6862
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      move to Thousand Oaks, cops everywhere because that is where those lazy cunts can afford houses

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                                                                                        • L-Pink
                                                                                          working on my tan
                                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                                          • 39151
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude




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                                                                                            • brentbacardi
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Nov 2009
                                                                                              • 1425
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                              I was told by a policeman friend of mine years ago that if you ever find yourself in REAL trouble just say 'Officer Requires Assistance' and put the phone down - You get priority over everything else...

                                                                                              That's the UK - I assume it's pretty much the same in the US.....
                                                                                              There's one problem with this, when they show up and you are standing there and there is no cop, they will think you killed a cop, hid the body, and they will beat your ass down or shoot you.
                                                                                              Go Fuck Yourself!

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                                                                                                • Rochard
                                                                                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                  • 75733
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Don't people pick where they live based on crime and schools, etc?
                                                                                                  Herschel Savage
                                                                                                  Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                                    • L-Pink
                                                                                                      working on my tan
                                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                                      • 39151
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                                      Don't people pick where they live based on crime and schools, etc?
                                                                                                      That's why I picked Tampa

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                                                                                                        • Vendzilla
                                                                                                          Biker Gnome
                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                          • 23200
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I love how they sit and watch bars waiting for you to pull you over, they will even make up shit as to why they did.
                                                                                                          Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                                          think about that

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                                                                                                            • VikingMan
                                                                                                              Exploiting human weakness
                                                                                                              • Jan 2008
                                                                                                              • 6862
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                                              I was told by a policeman friend of mine years ago that if you ever find yourself in REAL trouble just say 'Officer Requires Assistance' and put the phone down - You get priority over everything else...

                                                                                                              That's the UK - I assume it's pretty much the same in the US.....
                                                                                                              great idea, they will charge you with false reporting but it might save a life

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                                                                                                                • JA$ON
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                                                                  • 1329
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  It all (generally) depends on your location. If you are in a higher crime area, they don't give a shit about anything non violent, if you live in an area where a car break in is a big deal, they usually get there in minutes.

                                                                                                                  Sad but true

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                                                                                                                    • Vendzilla
                                                                                                                      Biker Gnome
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                      • 23200
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Just remembered where my buddies alarm went off in his house when his brother couldn't remember the code.
                                                                                                                      He lives 2 blocks from a LAPD station and had to pay the Police for showing up. They never showed up! My Buddies brother waited for 3 hours
                                                                                                                      Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                                                      think about that

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                                                                                                                        • SekobA
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2008
                                                                                                                          • 12154
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Better sit and watch tv when the night come!

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                                                                                                                            • brentbacardi
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Nov 2009
                                                                                                                              • 1425
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              They cops don't have time to come because they are too busy locking people up for dime bags.
                                                                                                                              Go Fuck Yourself!

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                                                                                                                                • C H R I S
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 10842
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                                                  Did the V13 run you out because you kept calling them the VC13?

                                                                                                                                  Haha good one - V13 and VSLC are very organized.... They look like respectable hoodlums now.
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                                                                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by dave90210
                                                                                                                                      I heard someone shooting a gun by my house I called the cops right away. An hour went by and the cops never came!. They called me an hour later saying the cops are here come outside I go outside and they aren't there! They went to the wrong location more than 10 miles away. The 911 dispatcher gave the police the wrong information. So I call 911 again and they said this is for emergency calls only and for non emergency calls call your local police department and they hung up. Shots fired is a non emergency WTF lol.

                                                                                                                                      I get pulled over for talking on my cellphone and get followed by cops for nothing and some dude runs around my neighborhood shooting people and it's not a priority?
                                                                                                                                      It isn't an emergency an hour later

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                                                                                                                                        • Rochard
                                                                                                                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 75733
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                                          That's why I picked Tampa
                                                                                                                                          I'm just saying.... I figured I would be here a while so I researched the local cities my town here was the best of the surrounding communities.
                                                                                                                                          Herschel Savage
                                                                                                                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                                                                            • Rochard
                                                                                                                                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 75733
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                                                                                              I love how they sit and watch bars waiting for you to pull you over, they will even make up shit as to why they did.
                                                                                                                                              Well, they don't stake out churches looking for drunk drivers.

                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                                                                                              Just remembered where my buddies alarm went off in his house when his brother couldn't remember the code.
                                                                                                                                              He lives 2 blocks from a LAPD station and had to pay the Police for showing up. They never showed up! My Buddies brother waited for 3 hours
                                                                                                                                              My lord, WTF happened to you? You complain about everything.
                                                                                                                                              Herschel Savage
                                                                                                                                              Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                                                                                • SilentKnight
                                                                                                                                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 24812
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by dave90210
                                                                                                                                                  I get pulled over for talking on my cellphone
                                                                                                                                                  Stop talking on your cell while driving.

                                                                                                                                                  Problem solved.

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                                                                                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      No one is getting fined for a one time false alarm; but anyone with an alarm system knows (or should know) that if their alarm goes off on multiple occasions they are going to get charged for false alarms.

                                                                                                                                                      Funny that Vendzilla thinks the cops come from the station, like they are all sitting around waiting for something to do. Your friend's proximity to the station is totally irrelevant. A fire department it matters, not the cops.
                                                                                                                                                      Last edited by baddog; 05-07-2014, 02:30 PM.

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                                                                                                                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                                                                                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 24812
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                                          Funny that Vendzilla thinks the cops come from the station, like they are all sitting around waiting for something to do. Your friend's proximity to the station is totally irrelevant. A fire department it matters, not the cops.
                                                                                                                                                          Around here it's the proximity to a donut/coffee shop.

                                                                                                                                                          No joke or cliche.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Rochard
                                                                                                                                                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 75733
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                                              No one is getting fined for a one time false alarm; but anyone with an alarm system knows (or should know) that if their alarm goes off on multiple occasions they are going to get charged for false alarms.

                                                                                                                                                              Funny that Vendzilla thinks the cops come from the station, like they are all sitting around waiting for something to do. Your friend's proximity to the station is totally irrelevant. A fire department it matters, not the cops.
                                                                                                                                                              Where I live we pay a yearly fee to the police department to have our alarm. I think it's kind of silly - I'm paying for the alarm and I have to pay the local police for it why? - but we have a low crime rate, our PD is broke, so the $15 fee isn't killing me.
                                                                                                                                                              Herschel Savage
                                                                                                                                                              Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                                                                                                • baddog
                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 107089
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                                                                                                  Where I live we pay a yearly fee to the police department to have our alarm. I think it's kind of silly - I'm paying for the alarm and I have to pay the local police for it why? - but we have a low crime rate, our PD is broke, so the $15 fee isn't killing me.
                                                                                                                                                                  The fines for false alarms are a little stiffer than that around here.

                                                                                                                                                                  http://www.valleyalarm.com/alarm-permit-information/

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 133978
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                                                                                                      I was told by a policeman friend of mine years ago that if you ever find yourself in REAL trouble just say 'Officer Requires Assistance' and put the phone down - You get priority over everything else...

                                                                                                                                                                      That's the UK - I assume it's pretty much the same in the US.....
                                                                                                                                                                      You get tasered and beaten when they find out you're lying

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Zeiss
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                                                                                                                                                                          • May 2012
                                                                                                                                                                          • 5189
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Marijuana grows right behind the local police station here, and you call yours a joke?


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                                                                                                                                                                            • HellOfaCock
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                              Can't imagine this is true

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