LAPD Is A Joke!!!!!!
 

I heard someone shooting a gun by my house I called the cops right away. An hour went by and the cops never came!. They called me an hour later saying the cops are here come outside I go outside and they aren't there! They went to the wrong location more than 10 miles away. The 911 dispatcher gave the police the wrong information. So I call 911 again and they said this is for emergency calls only and for non emergency calls call your local police department and they hung up. Shots fired is a non emergency WTF lol.

I get pulled over for talking on my cellphone and get followed by cops for nothing and some dude runs around my neighborhood shooting people and it's not a priority?

If someone is running around your neighborhood shooting a gun, it's not a good idea to go outside. :2 cents:

Are you in BH?

you mean 911 is a joke

And some people think the police will protect them if something happens, lol.

They are the kind of joke that isnt funny.

This is in Beverly Hills?

The sad truth.

No but not far away!

Police brutality is the most denied thing in the states next to racism, Id consider your self lucky they didnt show up ;)

Another stupidity on the police.Noting unusual

where do people get this sort of nonsense? gfy?

Yep, shots fired is non-emergency.
Person shot is an emergency.
If it's not an emergency then they get there when they can.
During peek hours, if no one and nothing was shot then they may not respond.

True.

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I get where you're coming from, but calling 911 to say I need to give you the right address is the non-emergency they're obviously referring to and I hope everyone can see that.

not to mention 911 knows your address, it's the law that your phone # be directly tied to your addy for 911. and on the 911 calls i've had, that addy is double-confirmed in the convo.

Yeah, they show up for all 911 hangup calls too. They know the address that's linked in the computer. I guess for him, they go 10 miles in the other direction though, lol. Should look into that one before you actually need them for real.

They don't know your address if you are on a cellular phone, which most people are now, and is causing major problems with the 911 system.

I lived in Venice and the nights I didn't hear shots were unusual.

Somebody set our fence on fire with a mattress and FD didn't show up for two hours, while I kept hosing it down but it kept flaming back up. You would be shocked how well a flame retardant mattress burns.

The VC13 were more polite and friendly to us than the cops, who regularly stopped us thinking we were in the hood to buy crack.

they certainly do know your address, e911 has triangulation as well as full access to your phone's gps.

+ the address linked to your sim card.

I called 911 in cali from a smartphone I had setup in another state, they still knew exactly where I was during the call and the 911 call was routed to local 911 where I was, not the other state.

Did the V13 run you out because you kept calling them the VC13?

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It's not like the old movies, where the cops had to keep you on the line for a minute or more to trace your call. The 911 system was designed to identify immediately who the caller is and where they are calling from so that the 911 call is automatically routed to the closest jurisdiction:

http://www.911dispatch.com/graphics/911_diagram.gif

Need more to ponder...

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ADG

I was told by a policeman friend of mine years ago that if you ever find yourself in REAL trouble just say 'Officer Requires Assistance' and put the phone down - You get priority over everything else...

That's the UK - I assume it's pretty much the same in the US.....

move to Thousand Oaks, cops everywhere because that is where those lazy cunts can afford houses

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There's one problem with this, when they show up and you are standing there and there is no cop, they will think you killed a cop, hid the body, and they will beat your ass down or shoot you. :Oh crap

Don't people pick where they live based on crime and schools, etc?

That's why I picked Tampa :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I love how they sit and watch bars waiting for you to pull you over, they will even make up shit as to why they did.

great idea, they will charge you with false reporting but it might save a life

It all (generally) depends on your location. If you are in a higher crime area, they don't give a shit about anything non violent, if you live in an area where a car break in is a big deal, they usually get there in minutes.

Sad but true :(

Just remembered where my buddies alarm went off in his house when his brother couldn't remember the code.
He lives 2 blocks from a LAPD station and had to pay the Police for showing up. They never showed up! My Buddies brother waited for 3 hours

Better sit and watch tv when the night come!

They cops don't have time to come because they are too busy locking people up for dime bags. :error

Haha good one - V13 and VSLC are very organized.... They look like respectable hoodlums now.

It isn't an emergency an hour later

I'm just saying.... I figured I would be here a while so I researched the local cities my town here was the best of the surrounding communities.

Well, they don't stake out churches looking for drunk drivers.

My lord, WTF happened to you? You complain about everything.

Stop talking on your cell while driving.

Problem solved.

Next...

No one is getting fined for a one time false alarm; but anyone with an alarm system knows (or should know) that if their alarm goes off on multiple occasions they are going to get charged for false alarms.

Funny that Vendzilla thinks the cops come from the station, like they are all sitting around waiting for something to do. Your friend's proximity to the station is totally irrelevant. A fire department it matters, not the cops.

Around here it's the proximity to a donut/coffee shop.

No joke or cliche.

Where I live we pay a yearly fee to the police department to have our alarm. I think it's kind of silly - I'm paying for the alarm and I have to pay the local police for it why? - but we have a low crime rate, our PD is broke, so the $15 fee isn't killing me.

The fines for false alarms are a little stiffer than that around here.

http://www.valleyalarm.com/alarm-permit-information/

You get tasered and beaten when they find out you're lying :2 cents:

Marijuana grows right behind the local police station here, and you call yours a joke? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Can't imagine this is true