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dav555add · 02-23-2003, 07:42 PM

she can't sing and they're making her like the greatest invention since pepto bismol...
what the fuck is wrong ??

[Labret] · 02-23-2003, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add

what the fuck is wrong ??

Americans are stupid and gullible.

Triple 6 · 02-23-2003, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Americans are stupid and gullible.

u must be a proud stupid and gullible american.

stanton · 02-23-2003, 07:47 PM

that is so fucking true!

dav555add · 02-23-2003, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Americans are stupid and gullible.

But aren't you the American Philosophers from Mo Town???

bhutocracy · 02-23-2003, 07:47 PM

the only thing worse than a teen pop starlet is a teen pop starlet pretending to be hardcore, deep or rebellious.

Jer · 02-23-2003, 07:48 PM

She's cute and I like her clothes.

xxxdesign-net · 02-23-2003, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
the only thing worse than a teen pop starlet is a teen pop starlet pretending to be hardcore, deep or rebellious.

and you forget plus being ugly and unsexy... that is the WORSE!

CrazyNakedChick · 02-23-2003, 07:58 PM

i gotta say, though she is not at all in my music genre - i saw her on SNL a few weeks ago (or so) and she is fantastic live. her voice is very strong and stable, she projects well. i was impressed.

having said that, i'd hit it.

LiveDose · 02-23-2003, 08:11 PM

She's another sorry import.

Mutt · 02-23-2003, 08:25 PM

Last winter/spring I heard 'Complicated' for the first time, I didn't have a clue who sang it, how old she was, was she cute, whether the singer wrote the song, who produced it - all I knew is that is was one of the best pop songs I had heard in a very long time, pop music is it's own genre, you can mock it but it's as much a craft as any other artistic endeavour.

Is she a record company's invention, totally fabricated by the machine run by middle aged music biz weasels? Probably. If so they've done a great job. I give them all props.

As for Avril herself, she does the job, pop singers don't need great voices. She has the voice that fits her music perfectly. She sounded like shit tonight performing live but I've seen her on AOL doing an acoustic session and she has a nice passable voice for a teenaged girl. She could be in 'Annie' or any of those type of Broadway musicals, it's that type of voice. She got lucky, somebody saw the raw material to create Sk8Ter GRRL, and a year later she is the most famous Canadian on the planet.

Backov · 02-23-2003, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt
Last winter/spring I heard 'Complicated' for the first time, I didn't have a clue who sang it, how old she was, was she cute, whether the singer wrote the song, who produced it - all I knew is that is was one of the best pop songs I had heard in a very long time, pop music is it's own genre, you can mock it but it's as much a craft as any other artistic endeavour.

Is she a record company's invention, totally fabricated by the machine run by middle aged music biz weasels? Probably. If so they've done a great job. I give them all props.

As for Avril herself, she does the job, pop singers don't need great voices. She has the voice that fits her music perfectly. She sounded like shit tonight performing live but I've seen her on AOL doing an acoustic session and she has a nice passable voice for a teenaged girl. She could be in 'Annie' or any of those type of Broadway musicals, it's that type of voice. She got lucky, somebody saw the raw material to create Sk8Ter GRRL, and a year later she is the most famous Canadian on the planet.

I didn't listen to her live tonight, but I've heard her live in the past - she can't sing. She's flat all over the place on her own damn song. There was obviously some serious "SnapTune (tm)" action going on in that studio.

Cheers,
Backov

Mutt · 02-23-2003, 08:50 PM

oh she was flat tonight, I've heard her better live but maybe the nerves got to her or maybe on Saturday Night Live and those AOL sessions she was helped by whatever digital audio wizadry.

she ain't Arethra Franklin or Janis Joplin, she's a perfectly little packaged pop star. Most likely gone in a year or two like the hundreds before her.

DTK · 02-23-2003, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add
she can't sing and they're making her like the greatest invention since pepto bismol...
what the fuck is wrong ??

just another hyped up flavor of the week....the grammys mean nothing

psyko514 · 02-23-2003, 08:56 PM

Avril Labitch.. wow! that's so funny! you're so fucking clever!

Mutt · 02-23-2003, 08:58 PM

http://demand1.stream.aol.com/ramgen...ilp_all_bb8.rm

12:00 mark is 'Complicated'.

Yes the Grammys do suck. Celebrities in general suck, when you put them all together in a room, the suckage is hahahaha.

I want to send them all to Iraq to act as human shields for the soldiers who have important things to take care of.

topal · 02-23-2003, 09:06 PM

do you think britney can sing?.. its a show bro.. american ppl loves to watch oops of teen celebs.. thats the purpose

WhoreHEY · 02-23-2003, 09:29 PM

Talent has not been "in style" for quite some time now.

Young white woman buy the most records thats why Brittney Whiterash and NSYNC are rich.

As far as this new Avril LaTwat... fuck her too!

Easton · 02-23-2003, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add
she can't sing and they're making her like the greatest invention since pepto bismol... what the fuck is wrong ??

i dunno, she prolly enjoys getting gangbanged in the ass by the rest of her band...

Backov · 02-23-2003, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by WhoreHEY
Talent has not been "in style" for quite some time now.

Young white woman buy the most records thats why Brittney Whiterash and NSYNC are rich.

As far as this new Avril LaTwat... fuck her too!

I would say that Talent got the big thumbs up tonight.. Norah Jones can sing, unlike Avril.

djdez · 02-23-2003, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by Backov

I would say that Talent got the big thumbs up tonight.. Norah Jones can sing, unlike Avril.

drunkdollars · 02-23-2003, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Americans are stupid and gullible.

I agree what the hell is wrong with people

MetaMan · 02-23-2003, 11:17 PM

someone flush nelly down the toilet,
and flush kelly rowlands hooker boots right behind,
bunch of monkies

Rocky · 02-23-2003, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by Backov

I would say that Talent got the big thumbs up tonight.. Norah Jones can sing, unlike Avril.

i knew you were more than just a pretty face Backov

that girl inherited the lion's share of musical talent from her father Ravi Shankar

pornJester · 02-23-2003, 11:30 PM

KrazieSweets · 02-23-2003, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by WhoreHEY
Talent has not been "in style" for quite some time now.

Young white woman buy the most records thats why Brittney Whiterash and NSYNC are rich.

As far as this new Avril LaTwat... fuck her too!

psyko514 · 02-23-2003, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by Backov

I would say that Talent got the big thumbs up tonight.. Norah Jones can sing, unlike Avril.

Who the fuck is Norah Jones? I downloaded her track and it's plain boring. Yet she somehow won 8 grammys? WTF?

psyko514 · 02-23-2003, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
someone flush nelly down the toilet

seriously... why do they encourage him by giving him grammys??

let's all wear band-aids on our face!

Ted · 02-24-2003, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
the only thing worse than a teen pop starlet is a teen pop starlet pretending to be hardcore, deep or rebellious.

I think she is in her own mind

Kanoealoha · 02-24-2003, 12:33 AM

I think its awesome she doesn't have to strip to get noticed by all the grils...and guys

picindex · 02-24-2003, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

Who the fuck is Norah Jones? I downloaded her track and it's plain boring. Yet she somehow won 8 grammys? WTF?

That is what I was thinking - how the FUCK did she beat out Mr 10 Million records Eminem? WTF?!??

I demand a re-count!!!

drunkdollars · 02-24-2003, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
the only thing worse than a teen pop starlet is a teen pop starlet pretending to be hardcore, deep or rebellious.

No shit. took the words right out of my mouth

Will some one shoot her already..

and please shoot the 4 million kids who bought into her crap
well slap them atleast I guess they are prolly 14 so shooting might be harsh

Rocky · 02-24-2003, 01:12 AM

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Originally posted by picindex

That is what I was thinking - how the FUCK did she beat out Mr 10 Million records Eminem? WTF?!??

I demand a re-count!!!

hmmm...maybe because she has talent

aren't you people sick and tired yet of the "process cheese" music the industry is grinding out

i could have played all the instruments and recorded the song No Doubt performed when i was twelve

psyko514 · 02-24-2003, 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by picindex

That is what I was thinking - how the FUCK did she beat out Mr 10 Million records Eminem? WTF?!??

I demand a re-count!!!

I've seriously never heard of this chick... it's totally fucked up.

drunkdollars · 02-24-2003, 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky

i could have played all the instruments and recorded the song No Doubt performed when i was twelve

But do you look like gwen???

Could you also have played all the instruments and recorded "teen spirit" ?

Mutt · 02-24-2003, 01:18 AM

so many Avril haters everywhere.

aren't 12 year olds allowed to have their own music heroes? i really don't think the people who created her had 30 year old guys in mind as their target market for her.

she did suck bad tonight tho, lip synching should be mandatory for her but so should it be for half the bands i've seen live in my life.

i'd love a piece of the Avril franchise. How much u wanna bet that there's a Saturday morning cartoon in the works with little Avril and her Sk8tr boi pals fighting crime?

[Labret] · 02-24-2003, 01:20 AM

She is the epitome of all that is wrong with the world.

Its force fed soulless consumerism at its finest. Anyone that supports her has displayed a total disregard for reality and lives a sheltered pre packaged life that should lead any rational person to committ suicide.

faux pop angry 18 year old chick rage is the single handed biggest load of horse shit anyone can push on another human being. I consider anyone trying to convince me that it is anything other than absolute and complete shit, an act of violence.

Avril is the reason terrorists hate America. Avril is the reason Americans die. And if you like Avril, I sincerely hope you die. From the bottom of my heart.

drunkdollars · 02-24-2003, 01:21 AM

Teenage mutant ninja Avrils + sk8ter boi

Rocky · 02-24-2003, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

I've seriously never heard of this chick... it's totally fucked up.

her album has already sold 3.6 million units and she's been on the chart for over 51 weeks

drunkdollars · 02-24-2003, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
She is the epitome of all that is wrong with the world.

Its force fed soulless comsumerism at its finest. Anyone that supports her has displayed a total disregard for reality and lives a sheltered pre packaged life that should lead any rational person to committ suicide.

faux pop angry 18 year old chick rage is the single handed biggest load of horse shit anyone can push on another human being. I consider anyone trying to convince me that it is anything other than absolute and complete shit, an act of violence.

Avril is the reason terrorists hate America. Avril is the reason Americans die. And if you like Avril, I sincerely hope you die. From the bottom of my heart.

HAHAH you were on it untill you mentioned terorists

Honeyslut · 02-24-2003, 01:23 AM

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Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
i gotta say, though she is not at all in my music genre - i saw her on SNL a few weeks ago (or so) and she is fantastic live. her voice is very strong and stable, she projects well. i was impressed.

having said that, i'd hit it.

I saw her at a local radio concert last year. She sucks live...She was not the band that we went to see but anyways she is a studio performer. ugghhhh

picindex · 02-24-2003, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky

hmmm...maybe because she has talent

aren't you people sick and tired yet of the "process cheese" music the industry is grinding out

i could have played all the instruments and recorded the song No Doubt performed when i was twelve

I'm not talking about No Doubt I am talking about Eminem.

And her only talent is in singing, not song writing or producing. Eminem wrote all of his songs, produced or co-produced all of his songs and outsold this girl yet she gets the Grammy.

[Labret] · 02-24-2003, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky

aren't you people sick and tired yet of the "process cheese" music the industry is grinding out

What in sweet mother of christ do you think Avril is? Avante garde indie music?

Rocky · 02-24-2003, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by drunkdollars

But do you look like gwen???

Could you also have played all the instruments and recorded "teen spirit" ?

do i look like gwen?

since when has music become a visual medium??

and yes to your second question if you're referring to Smells Like Teen Spirit, but why bother when Nirvana got it right the first time

Rocky · 02-24-2003, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

What in sweet mother of christ do you think Avril is? Avante garde indie music?

i never said she wasn't

Gman.357 · 02-24-2003, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
She is the epitome of all that is wrong with the world.

Its force fed soulless consumerism at its finest. Anyone that supports her has displayed a total disregard for reality and lives a sheltered pre packaged life that should lead any rational person to committ suicide.

faux pop angry 18 year old chick rage is the single handed biggest load of horse shit anyone can push on another human being. I consider anyone trying to convince me that it is anything other than absolute and complete shit, an act of violence.

Avril is the reason terrorists hate America. Avril is the reason Americans die. And if you like Avril, I sincerely hope you die. From the bottom of my heart.

The fact that she evokes such strong and angry emotions from you simply justifies her being. I don't consider her a good artist, but if her sheer existance can provoke someone to write such an emotional and intricate description of why she sucks, then she's accomplished her goal albeit it unintentional or unwarranted.

You've just validated her reason for being, and justified her fans for liking her.

Bravo!

Rocky · 02-24-2003, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by picindex

I'm not talking about No Doubt I am talking about Eminem.

And her only talent is in singing, not song writing or producing. Eminem wrote all of his songs, produced or co-produced all of his songs and outsold this girl yet she gets the Grammy.

Come Away With Me reveals her estimable skills as a songwriter and arranger. Norah composed the title song Come Away With Me, Nightingale, and she co-wrote The Long Day Is Over. She's both the vocalist and pianist.

And Ravi Shankar's daughter.

Joe Sixpack · 02-24-2003, 01:35 AM

These threads make me despair for the future of art and culture.

Five hundred years ago they had Michaelangelo and Leonardo Da Vinci.

A few hundred years ago they had Mozart and Beethoven.

Today we have Eminem and Avril Lavigne.

What's even more sad is that people actually go out and buy this vile superficial garbage.

What's sadder still is that the US is exporting this putrid shit to countries who have resisted being culturally polluted by our bankrupt culture.

More terrorism please Mr. bin Laden. The west obviously hasn't learnt shit yet.

picindex · 02-24-2003, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
These threads make me despair for the future of art and culture.

Five hundred years ago they had Michaelangelo and Leonardo Da Vinci.

A few hundred years ago they had Mozart and Beethoven.

Today we have Eminem and Avril Lavigne.

What's even more sad is that people actually go out and buy this vile superficial garbage.

What's sadder still is that the US is exporting this putrid shit to countries who have resisted being culturally polluted by our bankrupt culture.

More terrorism please Mr. bin Laden. The west obviously hasn't learnt shit yet.

what is your deal? what great music do you listen to?

[Labret] · 02-24-2003, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by Gman.357

The fact that she evokes such strong and angry emotions from you simply justifies her being. I don't consider her a good artist, but if her sheer existance can provoke someone to write such an emotional and intricate description of why she sucks, then she's accomplished her goal albeit it unintentional or unwarranted.

You've just validated her reason for being, and justified her fans for liking her.

Bravo!

I dont know to find sadder. The fact that you think what I wrote was somehow some impassioned plea on my behalf, when it was nothing more than stoned stream of consciousness rambling... or that you think a persons worth can be determined by how many people hate you. Her fans like her because someone like me hates her? Who gives a rats ass what a 13 year old girl thinks. And seriously, if you are a grown man who can somehow empathize with the message and style of a 18 year old corporate advertisement that sings songs written by think tanks of old men... then you should fucking die. die die die die, I hope you fucking die. You are not a human being, you are a fucking corporate drone hellbent on consuming whatever they convince your feeble ass to gobble down.

02-23-2003, 07:42 PM	#1
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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Last winter/spring I heard 'Complicated' for the first time, I didn't have a clue who sang it, how old she was, was she cute, whether the singer wrote the song, who produced it - all I knew is that is was one of the best pop songs I had heard in a very long time, pop music is it's own genre, you can mock it but it's as much a craft as any other artistic endeavour. Is she a record company's invention, totally fabricated by the machine run by middle aged music biz weasels? Probably. If so they've done a great job. I give them all props. As for Avril herself, she does the job, pop singers don't need great voices. She has the voice that fits her music perfectly. She sounded like shit tonight performing live but I've seen her on AOL doing an acoustic session and she has a nice passable voice for a teenaged girl. She could be in 'Annie' or any of those type of Broadway musicals, it's that type of voice. She got lucky, somebody saw the raw material to create Sk8Ter GRRL, and a year later she is the most famous Canadian on the planet. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	oh she was flat tonight, I've heard her better live but maybe the nerves got to her or maybe on Saturday Night Live and those AOL sessions she was helped by whatever digital audio wizadry. she ain't Arethra Franklin or Janis Joplin, she's a perfectly little packaged pop star. Most likely gone in a year or two like the hundreds before her. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	http://demand1.stream.aol.com/ramgen...ilp_all_bb8.rm 12:00 mark is 'Complicated'. Yes the Grammys do suck. Celebrities in general suck, when you put them all together in a room, the suckage is hahahaha. I want to send them all to Iraq to act as human shields for the soldiers who have important things to take care of. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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topal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 606	do you think britney can sing?.. its a show bro.. american ppl loves to watch oops of teen celebs.. thats the purpose

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WhoreHEY Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 120	Talent has not been "in style" for quite some time now. Young white woman buy the most records thats why Brittney Whiterash and NSYNC are rich. As far as this new Avril LaTwat... fuck her too! __________________ I can program better than you

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	so many Avril haters everywhere. aren't 12 year olds allowed to have their own music heroes? i really don't think the people who created her had 30 year old guys in mind as their target market for her. she did suck bad tonight tho, lip synching should be mandatory for her but so should it be for half the bands i've seen live in my life. i'd love a piece of the Avril franchise. How much u wanna bet that there's a Saturday morning cartoon in the works with little Avril and her Sk8tr boi pals fighting crime? __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	She is the epitome of all that is wrong with the world. Its force fed soulless consumerism at its finest. Anyone that supports her has displayed a total disregard for reality and lives a sheltered pre packaged life that should lead any rational person to committ suicide. faux pop angry 18 year old chick rage is the single handed biggest load of horse shit anyone can push on another human being. I consider anyone trying to convince me that it is anything other than absolute and complete shit, an act of violence. Avril is the reason terrorists hate America. Avril is the reason Americans die. And if you like Avril, I sincerely hope you die. From the bottom of my heart.

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Joe Sixpack So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,793	These threads make me despair for the future of art and culture. Five hundred years ago they had Michaelangelo and Leonardo Da Vinci. A few hundred years ago they had Mozart and Beethoven. Today we have Eminem and Avril Lavigne. What's even more sad is that people actually go out and buy this vile superficial garbage. What's sadder still is that the US is exporting this putrid shit to countries who have resisted being culturally polluted by our bankrupt culture. More terrorism please Mr. bin Laden. The west obviously hasn't learnt shit yet.