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Amputate Your Head · 02-21-2003, 09:22 PM

before May....

any suggestions?

bake sale? ass circus? steal gold tooth fillings from graves?

fucking house is going on the market again.... and I don't wanna move.

02-21-2003, 09:23 PM

Peaches · 02-21-2003, 09:26 PM

They usually let you take mortgages out on houses

Asthma · 02-21-2003, 09:27 PM

paper drive

BV · 02-21-2003, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
before May....

any suggestions?

What's wrong with the bank? Money is cheap as dirt right now.

Fletch XXX · 02-21-2003, 09:28 PM

I need a 1.5 million.

A studio in Hollywood just went up for sale.

Wish I had it.

hahaha

Dreams.

Amputate Your Head · 02-21-2003, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
They usually let you take mortgages out on houses

good thing my girl runs a mortgage company....

Juicy D. Links · 02-21-2003, 09:29 PM

AMP whats your paypal address ill loan it to you

Pornwolf · 02-21-2003, 09:30 PM

Start selling some of that Hawaii Green to all of the smokers on this board. I'm sure you will be able to pull 600k easy from all these Chongs and a couple of Cheech's!

XXXPaysiteDesign · 02-21-2003, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
AMP whats your paypal address ill loan it to you

BVF · 02-21-2003, 09:31 PM

theking · 02-21-2003, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
before May....

any suggestions?

bake sale? ass circus? steal gold tooth fillings from graves?

fucking house is going on the market again.... and I don't wanna move.

I don't blame you for not wanting to move. It is a nice house and moving is always a pain. Question, were you aware the house may be put on the market before you moved in? Amy how I think Willie Sutton has a son around somewher. He might give you some hints. Wehn in doubt do this

Peaches · 02-21-2003, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

good thing my girl runs a mortgage company....

Problem solved! Glad I could help - it's late, so that was my last good deed for the day.

Rich · 02-21-2003, 09:34 PM

Easy, set up an offshore company and start a casino. Next.

Amputate Your Head · 02-21-2003, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking
Question, were you aware the house may be put on the market before you moved in?

no... she just sprung this on us two days ago

Juicy D. Links · 02-21-2003, 09:35 PM

Sell your sperm on EBAY, i get 600 bucks for my best swimmers

Gman.357 · 02-21-2003, 09:38 PM

I'll give it to you as a loan. But in return I ask for the following:

1) Eternal graphics for all my sites (frontends and members areas) whenever I ask for them without delay.

2) A Hawaiian babe to fly to the mainland and serve me exotic drinks in a bikini every night at six o'clock, no sooner, no later. At your expense of course.

3) That same babe must be there to hold my penis and aim my stream when I have to piss from all the drinks.

4) You must grow your hair down to your ass and become a hippie for at least a year.

I dont' think that's too much to ask.

Peaches · 02-21-2003, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

no... she just sprung this on us two days ago

Do you have a lease? In GA, the lease stays with the property, i.e. if someone else purchases the property, they have to honor the lease. Then again, I know Hawaii has some different property laws

Chong · 02-21-2003, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
Start selling some of that Hawaii Green to all of the smokers on this board. I'm sure you will be able to pull 600k easy from all these Chongs and a couple of Cheech's!

Amputate Your Head · 02-21-2003, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches

Do you have a lease? In GA, the lease stays with the property, i.e. if someone else purchases the property, they have to honor the lease. Then again, I know Hawaii has some different property laws

yeah.... lease is good till end of May.... she needs to have this place sold by November. Which means, if we haven't decided to buy it before the end of May, we're fucked. No new lease, and we start going through the whole showing-the-house bullshit again while we look for something else.

it sucks.... we literally got until the end of May to find a workable solution... or give it up.

reddawg · 02-21-2003, 09:43 PM

Sell recycled beer to the Natives, I been to Hawaii 7 times and you can sell anything there, however, it may be more feasible to sell recycled beer to the tourists or the Navy, especially if they already had a few......

Peaches · 02-21-2003, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

yeah.... lease is good till end of May.... she needs to have this place sold by November. Which means, if we haven't decided to buy it before the end of May, we're fucked. No new lease, and we start going through the whole showing-the-house bullshit again while we look for something else.

it sucks.... we literally got until the end of May to find a workable solution... or give it up.

Bummer

I remember seeing the pictures - awesome, awesome house!!! Interest rates are so low, if you plan on staying, now's the time to buy. It just sucks to have to make such big decisions based on someone else's time schedule

boneprone · 02-21-2003, 09:49 PM

Do you have a lot of sperm?

Sell it to a sperm bank.

Get paid to jerk.

In a few years the Island will be saturated with Little Amps everywhere!

angelsofporn · 02-21-2003, 10:14 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
before May....

any suggestions?

bake sale? ass circus? steal gold tooth fillings from graves?

fucking house is going on the market again.... and I don't wanna move. [/QUOTE
Sounds like the guy who owns it wants out..Offer to buy his equity out and pay the existing loan plus a little on top..do a promissory note for the rest
I just did it with a place...are you friendly with the owner?

psyko514 · 02-21-2003, 10:15 PM

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4) You must grow your hair down to your ass and become a hippie for at least a year.

I'd pay to see that.

angelsofporn · 02-21-2003, 10:16 PM

Amp hit me up on icq...my friend and i were thinking of buying some rental properties in hawaii...if you want to live there and just need someone to buy it who'll let you do that let me know what the deal is...
102973593

Spunky · 02-21-2003, 10:26 PM

Gather those lizards that jump around all over your place and sell them to the canadians.

I'll buy 2 make sure they are "Budding"

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angelsofporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: CA Posts: 3,218	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Amputate Your Head before May.... any suggestions? bake sale? ass circus? steal gold tooth fillings from graves? fucking house is going on the market again.... and I don't wanna move. [/QUOTE Sounds like the guy who owns it wants out..Offer to buy his equity out and pay the existing loan plus a little on top..do a promissory note for the rest I just did it with a place...are you friendly with the owner?

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