John McAfee Says He Faked Heart Attack To Avoid Deportation To Belize! - GoFuckYourself.com

AdultPornMasta · 12-13-2012, 07:12 PM

My kinda guy!

LOL!

GOOD FOR HIM! FUCK Those Third World Shithole Assholes anyway!

http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/13/justic...html?hpt=hp_t3

"(CNN) -- American technology pioneer John McAfee said he faked a heart attack while detained in Guatemala to buy time for his attorney to file a series of appeals that ultimately prevented his deportation to Belize, hastening the government's decision to send him back to the United States.

After weeks on the run and days in immigration detention, McAfee arrived in Miami on Wednesday.

He said Belize authorities in April 2011 accused him of running a methamphetamine lab, before the November 11 killing of his neighbor, American businessman Gregory Faull, and have since persecuted him.

"I have absolutely nothing to do with the murder in Belize," he said Thursday. "This is not about a murder in Belize. This began on the 30th of April of last year when 42 armed soldiers stormed my property."

After weeks in hiding, the 67-year-old antivirus software company founder emerged in Guatemala's capital last week to ask for asylum.

Guatemalan authorities took him into custody on accusations of entering the country illegally, and his asylum bid was rejected. McAfee then waged a public battle, requesting asylum and arguing that police in Belize were after him following his apparent decision to shed light on corruption in the country.

He also said the breach resulted in Belize soldiers shooting his dog. CNN cannot independently verify his account.

"He opted to return to his country of origin," said attorney Telesforo Guerra, who has represented McAfee since he arrived in Guatemala last week.

On Sunday, McAfee told reporters that he hoped to go back to the United States.

"Our intent is to return to America, if at all possible, and settle down to whatever normal life we can settle down to under the circumstances," he said. "There is no hope for my life if I am ever returned to Belize."

Authorities in Belize, where McAfee had lived since 2008, say they want to talk to him about Faull's death.

McAfee's home on Ambergris Caye, an island off Belize's mainland, was raided after Faull's death. National police spokesman Raphael Martinez said authorities went into the house amid suspicions there were illicit weapons and drugs inside, but neither were found."

Lester Burnham · 12-13-2012, 07:26 PM

Not sure I can be sympathetic to someone who likely murdered another AMERICAN expat. Cool to kill U.S citizens in third world countries? He could be charged in the U.S. (if not deported), so he's basically fucked.

AdultPornMasta · 12-13-2012, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Lester Burnham

Not sure I can be sympathetic to someone who likely murdered another AMERICAN expat. Cool to kill U.S citizens in third world countries? He could be charged in the U.S. (if not deported), so he's basically fucked.

There is no evidence at all that John killed anyone and I defy you to prove that there is.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-13-2012, 07:31 PM

He's had heart attacks.

Lester Burnham · 12-13-2012, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta

There is no evidence at all that John killed anyone and I defy you to prove that there is.

Well we couldn't see the evidence, because the suspect ran like OJ Simpson (hence no trial to date).

But let me guess, he's in the U.S. to look for the "real killers".

AdultPornMasta · 12-13-2012, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lester Burnham

Well we couldn't see the evidence, because the suspect ran like OJ Simpson (hence no trial to date).

But let me guess, he's in the U.S. to look for the "real killers".

"Running" from the cops is NOT "evidence".

AdultKing · 12-13-2012, 07:39 PM

Sally Rand aka Marion Lynn aka Nick Danger aka AdultPornMasta

Lester Burnham · 12-13-2012, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta

"Running" from the cops is NOT "evidence".

Actually you are wrong. Flight from law enforcement is admissible in many jurisdictions to help prove guilt. Rule 403 for example...

Tat2Jr · 12-13-2012, 07:50 PM

If I were him I wouldn't want to return to the US after I'd posted all over drug blogs that I had manufactured illegal drugs for recreational use. Let alone wanted in connection with a murder. Although the US is much more lenient with murders then drug manufactures. And yes, I realize that he won't be tried here for the murder, but extradition is very possible.

epitome · 12-13-2012, 07:53 PM

Thanks to the media and him not caring where they took photos of him, I know which hotel on Ocean he is staying at. I should go pitch an investment. He doesn't seem of sound mind.

AdultPornMasta · 12-13-2012, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Tat2Jr

If I were him I wouldn't want to return to the US after I'd posted all over drug blogs that I had manufactured illegal drugs for recreational use. Let alone wanted in connection with a murder. Although the US is much more lenient with murders then drug manufactures. And yes, I realize that he won't be tried here for the murder, but extradition is very possible.

Proof or ban.

AdultPornMasta · 12-13-2012, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Lester Burnham

Actually you are wrong. Flight from law enforcement is admissible in many jurisdictions to help prove guilt. Rule 403 for example...

And any decent lawyer will blow that shit all to Hell!

Lester Burnham · 12-13-2012, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta

And any decent lawyer will blow that shit all to Hell!

Perhaps (I'm a lawyer btw lol).

But thankfully you are not his lawyer and stating incorrectly, "flight is NOT evidence" LOL.

AdultKing · 12-13-2012, 08:10 PM

Perhaps McAfee can take lessons on remaining obscure from the OP

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

You're right; I did miss this because I was perusing older threads while relaxing as today was a long day and I had to whittle down the last two acres with the tractor, hopefully for the last time this year, so here is how the connection was made but the connection isn't real in the sense that you might think it is.

About a year ago after my discharge, I bought a defunct business from an estate which included about 50 dead corporations, some prepaid hosting, a few shit properties, a bank of phone numbers and a slew of domain names. I also got in the sale some mailing addresses and paid the registered agents, who have nothing to do with the corps other than receiving official mail from the Sec of State and I got this whole thing for a really, really good price and did it through my attorney. I filed the required update forms and paid the fees on the dead corporations and then sold them at a profit as shelf corporations, which is quite legal.

Two of the properties were in Kansas City, Kansas, one was up near McClouth, which is where I actually live and I sold one of the KCK properties and may sell the other but it could also be used for other purposes, so I'm not sure about that one because it was very cheap and would be hard to replace at any kind of sensible figure and I am using it now as a sort of office and crash pad for when I am in the city, which I am far too often for my liking. The farm is much better. After dissolving the original parent company and setting up my own, I continued the business of registering corporations and do maybe one or two a week through Onestop but it's not a big deal. I investigated setting up a payment service when ePass went to shit but gave up on that when I found out about the bonding requirements in many states in order to have a money transfer service. Those would scare you to death!

So the deal is that I apparently also unknowingly acquired some shit that was buried in the sale that I'm not even sure the lawyer knew about as he was only disposing of the assets of an estate but I'm damned sure going to speak with him about this and more!

The only thing that I am interested in is doing good business in the adult industry and that's that.

I really am a girl and that really is an old pic of me in my avatar.

I hope this answers your questions but I am more than a little concerned with the fact that the OP contains very personal info about other people and they might not like that and I think such a post involving publication of the personal info of other may be in violation of GFY rules. I don't need any more shit from this, thank you!

Going back to a Guinness now and going to try to relax all over again.

Sally.

punker barbie · 12-13-2012, 08:32 PM

I read an article that mentioned that he plans to bring his 20 & 17 year old girlfriends to the US. One would think he's in enough hot water not to mention that to reporters lol

adult-help · 12-13-2012, 08:51 PM

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McAfee, who is in his 60s, said he left all of his possessions in Belize, including $20 million in investments and about 15 properties. He's now focused on getting his 20-year-old and 17-year-old girlfriends out of Belize, he said.

what a fucking pedo creep.

lucas131 · 12-13-2012, 08:53 PM

meanwhile

DTK · 12-13-2012, 09:46 PM

SallyRand, tickling his own clit again....

Tat2Jr · 12-14-2012, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta

Proof or ban.

Not that I have shit to prove to you, but since you're starting threads and don't know even a 100th of the story I'll help you out:

http://gizmodo.com/5959812/john-mcaf...ted-for-murder

DamianJ · 12-14-2012, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta

Proof or ban.

Fuck off Marion, you creepy old cunt.

AdultPornMasta · 12-14-2012, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Lester Burnham

Perhaps (I'm a lawyer btw lol).

But thankfully you are not his lawyer and stating incorrectly, "flight is NOT evidence" LOL.

My lawyer says that fleeing from the fuzz in Belize is not an indication of guilt but rather proof of good common sense and a healthy awareness of his own self-preservation instinct!

I mean, you ever seen a jail in Belize? Fucking rats won't live in them! Not to mention the fact that whatever passes for "justice" there moves with the rapidity of melting lard. US civil rights do not apply there in the slightest litle bit and Americans accused of crimes or wanted for questioning can be incarcerated essentially forever while the bribe-lubricated wheels of justice turn.

Good on McAfee for having proteceting himself by splitting!

Edit:

I see that MichaelO has just had his first run-in with the law in a Third World country and reading his post may give you a better and more sypathetic viewpoint on McAfee's situation:

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1092856

Slappin Fish · 12-14-2012, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta

I see that MichaelO has just had his first run-in with the law in a Third World country and reading his post may give you a better and more sypathetic viewpoint on McAfee's situation:

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1092856

In Third World Countries (and Thailand) there is also loads of instances where foreigners killed their neighbor, business partners, etc and got away with it. Corruption goes both ways.

Stick to what you know like pretending to be a woman you daft old man.

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AdultPornMasta Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,506	John McAfee Says He Faked Heart Attack To Avoid Deportation To Belize! My kinda guy! LOL! GOOD FOR HIM! FUCK Those Third World Shithole Assholes anyway! http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/13/justic...html?hpt=hp_t3 "(CNN) -- American technology pioneer John McAfee said he faked a heart attack while detained in Guatemala to buy time for his attorney to file a series of appeals that ultimately prevented his deportation to Belize, hastening the government's decision to send him back to the United States. After weeks on the run and days in immigration detention, McAfee arrived in Miami on Wednesday. He said Belize authorities in April 2011 accused him of running a methamphetamine lab, before the November 11 killing of his neighbor, American businessman Gregory Faull, and have since persecuted him. "I have absolutely nothing to do with the murder in Belize," he said Thursday. "This is not about a murder in Belize. This began on the 30th of April of last year when 42 armed soldiers stormed my property." After weeks in hiding, the 67-year-old antivirus software company founder emerged in Guatemala's capital last week to ask for asylum. Guatemalan authorities took him into custody on accusations of entering the country illegally, and his asylum bid was rejected. McAfee then waged a public battle, requesting asylum and arguing that police in Belize were after him following his apparent decision to shed light on corruption in the country. He also said the breach resulted in Belize soldiers shooting his dog. CNN cannot independently verify his account. "He opted to return to his country of origin," said attorney Telesforo Guerra, who has represented McAfee since he arrived in Guatemala last week. On Sunday, McAfee told reporters that he hoped to go back to the United States. "Our intent is to return to America, if at all possible, and settle down to whatever normal life we can settle down to under the circumstances," he said. "There is no hope for my life if I am ever returned to Belize." Authorities in Belize, where McAfee had lived since 2008, say they want to talk to him about Faull's death. McAfee's home on Ambergris Caye, an island off Belize's mainland, was raided after Faull's death. National police spokesman Raphael Martinez said authorities went into the house amid suspicions there were illicit weapons and drugs inside, but neither were found."

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