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My Masterplan nears completion... I'M SELLING MY SIG!!! My Masterplan nears completion... I'M SELLING MY SIG!!!
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:12 PM   #1
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My Masterplan nears completion... I'M SELLING MY SIG!!!
Since 2002, I have posted about poo (That rhymes...) But that was my masterplan...

Now, some 13,550 + posts later, I am (for the first time in gfy history... DRUM ROLL... I'M SELLING MY SIG!!!

My Point? If you are pissed off with my poo talk, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO STOP IT! (For a fee!)

PROPOSAL: You buy my sig for July. I promise to drop the 'i like poo' persona, that I have cultivated for nearly 10 years, and make sensible, proper replies to threads. At least TEN a day...

I wont mention poo, and I will rep your sig, in the most PRO way possible...

Now, if you want a CV of what I have been doing / experience check out this POST I made in 2008... 4 Years ago...

I have done a lot more since then, such as launched and made a success of the site that I speak of in my 'CV'

But anyhoo... If you wanna buy my sig, and get at least 10, but poss up to 15 posts a day from me, that utilise the knowledge that I have gained about porn (Since even BEFORE the internet) then hit me up...

Remember, its 10 / 15 QUALITY POSTS per day (Where I let my guard down) and talk from real experience... Throughout July... I wont mention poo, and will rep your company / product like a PRO !

WOOT WOOT !!!

So... Now you are all gagging for my sexy sig... How do you contact me?

Easy - All offers to ilikepoo ///AAATTT/// ilikepoo ///dawt/// com

THATS IS A REAL EMAIL ADDRESS...

Like I say, this is real, but still just for fun- If you want my sensible helpful biz posts, to carry your sig, then send me a $ offer via email...

Thankyou.. & Goodnight
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:18 PM   #2
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:20 PM   #3
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Frankly, I don't give a poop...

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Old 06-13-2012, 12:21 PM   #4
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Who WAS your wife?
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No secret - Layla Jade - 3 Avns and various other awards... etc...
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Who is your wife?
she's a party pooper
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:23 PM   #6
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(we did used to do that all the time in private actually... But dont tell anyone...)
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:29 PM   #7
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:36 PM   #8
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I like your poo.
Understood - I have received your email, and yes, Ill happily post your aff link to whatever you like, in my sig...

Gotta be honest. Thats a VERY generous offer you made - THANKS. I guess you undersand what I have been doing for so long... Appreciated !

While I'd lke to say 'Fuck YEAH!' and take you up on your kind offer, I want to see what other offers arrive - Not being funny- Just Biz...

But if others are les than yours, you will get first refusal.

THANKS MAN !
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:39 PM   #9
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great another person spamming the main forum, mods start banning these clowns
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:41 PM   #10
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i plenty of rabbit turds if that will work for you.
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:43 PM   #11
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:46 PM   #12
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:52 PM   #13
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I can't afford to buy your sig.
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:56 PM   #14
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Can we pay you in poo?






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Old 06-13-2012, 12:56 PM   #15
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great another person spamming the main forum, mods start banning these clowns
AWWW... Such a shame... Let me quote the FUCKING RULES FOR YOU SHALL I?

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One time announcements, from ESTABLISHED webmasters are allowed.
I have take this post, after 10 years, to take advantage of this.

Please find ONE SINGLE OTHER post, where I try to sell ANYTHING?

Please ! Take me up on the offer...

I have NEVER sold a sig before, nor ANYTHING else...

This is my 'One Time Announcement'...

DEAL WITH IT !
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Prob isn't - But who am I to judge, when I have already received offers that are over $500 !

I mean, straight up, Grumpy... I wouldn't offer that ! But others are ! WOOT WOOT!!
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Old 06-13-2012, 01:25 PM   #21
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Yes Sir - I am indeed...

Regarding your email - Again thanks - But lke I said to L-Pink..

I'm Gonna wait a while to decide...

But... THANKS !
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But anypoo... If you wanna buy my sig, and get at least 10, but poss up to 15 posts a day from me, that utilise the knowledge that I have gained about porn (Since even BEFORE the internet) then hit me up...
You couldn't even make it one post?
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YEAH !! Stop all these shitty offers
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