My Masterplan nears completion... I'M SELLING MY SIG!!!

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38946

    #1

    My Masterplan nears completion... I'M SELLING MY SIG!!!

    Since 2002, I have posted about poo (That rhymes...) But that was my masterplan...

    Now, some 13,550 + posts later, I am (for the first time in gfy history... DRUM ROLL... I'M SELLING MY SIG!!!

    My Point? If you are pissed off with my poo talk, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO STOP IT! (For a fee!)

    PROPOSAL: You buy my sig for July. I promise to drop the 'i like poo' persona, that I have cultivated for nearly 10 years, and make sensible, proper replies to threads. At least TEN a day...

    I wont mention poo, and I will rep your sig, in the most PRO way possible...

    Now, if you want a CV of what I have been doing / experience check out this POST I made in 2008... 4 Years ago...

    I have done a lot more since then, such as launched and made a success of the site that I speak of in my 'CV'

    But anyhoo... If you wanna buy my sig, and get at least 10, but poss up to 15 posts a day from me, that utilise the knowledge that I have gained about porn (Since even BEFORE the internet) then hit me up...

    Remember, its 10 / 15 QUALITY POSTS per day (Where I let my guard down) and talk from real experience... Throughout July... I wont mention poo, and will rep your company / product like a PRO !

    WOOT WOOT !!!

    So... Now you are all gagging for my sexy sig... How do you contact me?

    Easy - All offers to ilikepoo ///AAATTT/// ilikepoo ///dawt/// com

    THATS IS A REAL EMAIL ADDRESS...

    Like I say, this is real, but still just for fun- If you want my sensible helpful biz posts, to carry your sig, then send me a $ offer via email...

    Thankyou.. & Goodnight


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  • Zoxxa
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2011
    • 1026

    #2
    Who is your wife?
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    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
      • Jul 2004
      • 38323

      #3


      Frankly, I don't give a poop...

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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38946

        #4
        Originally posted by Zoxxa
        Who WAS your wife?
        FTFY...

        No secret - Layla Jade - 3 Avns and various other awards... etc...


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        • JFK
          FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
          • Jan 2002
          • 67373

          #5
          Originally posted by Zoxxa
          Who is your wife?
          she's a party pooper

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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38946

            #6
            Originally posted by JFK
            she's a party pooper



            (we did used to do that all the time in private actually... But dont tell anyone...)


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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151

              #7
              I like your poo.

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              • CurrentlySober
                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                • Aug 2002
                • 38946

                #8
                Originally posted by L-Pink
                I like your poo.
                Understood - I have received your email, and yes, Ill happily post your aff link to whatever you like, in my sig...

                Gotta be honest. Thats a VERY generous offer you made - THANKS. I guess you undersand what I have been doing for so long... Appreciated !

                While I'd lke to say 'Fuck YEAH!' and take you up on your kind offer, I want to see what other offers arrive - Not being funny- Just Biz...

                But if others are les than yours, you will get first refusal.

                THANKS MAN !


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                • Fat Panda
                  Porn is Dead. Move along.
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 13296

                  #9
                  great another person spamming the main forum, mods start banning these clowns

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                  • brassmonkey
                    Pay It Forward
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 77396

                    #10
                    i plenty of rabbit turds if that will work for you.
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                    • BIGTYMER
                      Junior Achiever
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 17066

                      #11
                      Good luck man! You deserve a nice sig!

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                      • Denny
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 17393

                        #12
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                        • Freaky_Akula
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 3670

                          #13
                          I can't afford to buy your sig.

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                          • sperbonzo
                            I'd rather be on my boat.
                            • May 2003
                            • 9750

                            #14
                            Can we pay you in poo?






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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38946

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SAC
                              great another person spamming the main forum, mods start banning these clowns
                              AWWW... Such a shame... Let me quote the FUCKING RULES FOR YOU SHALL I?

                              One time announcements, from ESTABLISHED webmasters are allowed.
                              I have take this post, after 10 years, to take advantage of this.

                              Please find ONE SINGLE OTHER post, where I try to sell ANYTHING?

                              Please ! Take me up on the offer...

                              I have NEVER sold a sig before, nor ANYTHING else...

                              This is my 'One Time Announcement'...

                              DEAL WITH IT !
                              Last edited by CurrentlySober; 06-13-2012, 11:58 AM.


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                              • B.Barnato
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 3618

                                #16
                                This thread is endorsed by the Friendly Webmaster Alliance.

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                                • CurrentlySober
                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 38946

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by B.Barnato
                                  This thread is endorsed by the Friendly Webmaster Alliance.
                                  Spank poo...


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                                  • grumpy
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 9870

                                    #18
                                    it isnt worth the paper you use on your ass.
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                                    • digitaldivas
                                      ..I Heart Cannibal Corpse
                                      • Sep 2007
                                      • 4328

                                      #19
                                      Hope your doing well, Sober
                                      ...

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                                      • CurrentlySober
                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 38946

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by grumpy
                                        it isnt worth the paper you use on your ass.
                                        Prob isn't - But who am I to judge, when I have already received offers that are over $500 !

                                        I mean, straight up, Grumpy... I wouldn't offer that ! But others are ! WOOT WOOT!!


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                                        • CurrentlySober
                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 38946

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by digitaldivas
                                          Hope your doing well, Sober
                                          Yes Sir - I am indeed...

                                          Regarding your email - Again thanks - But lke I said to L-Pink..

                                          I'm Gonna wait a while to decide...

                                          But... THANKS !


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                                          • Waiter
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 15986

                                            #22
                                            good luck buddy ...
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                                            • epitome
                                              So Fucking Lame
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 12156

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                              But anypoo... If you wanna buy my sig, and get at least 10, but poss up to 15 posts a day from me, that utilise the knowledge that I have gained about porn (Since even BEFORE the internet) then hit me up...
                                              You couldn't even make it one post?

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                                              • Chosen
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 63151

                                                #24
                                                Good Luck man

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                                                • GAMEFINEST
                                                  Make STACK$
                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 14478

                                                  #25
                                                  Keep it gangsta
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                                                  • RyuLion
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 32369

                                                    #26
                                                    Good luck........

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                                                    • AllAboutCams
                                                      Femcams.com
                                                      • Jul 2011
                                                      • 12234

                                                      #27
                                                      good luck i hope you sell it for what you want
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                                                      • blonda80
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                                                        • May 2006
                                                        • 10959

                                                        #28
                                                        good luck in selling your sig
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                                                        • mikesouth
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 6334

                                                          #29
                                                          well fuck...all this time i knew you and didnt know it
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                                                          • JFK
                                                            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 67373

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by xxxupdate
                                                            good luck i hope you sell it for what you want
                                                            YEAH !! Stop all these shitty offers

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                                                            • 19teenporn
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2011
                                                              • 3034

                                                              #31
                                                              Parking my sig here...

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