Since 2002, I have posted about poo (That rhymes...) But that was my masterplan...
Now, some 13,550 + posts later, I am (for the first time in gfy history... DRUM ROLL...
I'M SELLING MY SIG!!!
My Point? If you are pissed off with my poo talk, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO STOP IT! (For a fee!)
PROPOSAL: You buy my sig for July. I promise to drop the 'i like poo' persona, that I have cultivated for nearly 10 years, and make sensible, proper replies to threads. At least TEN a day...
I
wont mention poo, and I will rep your sig, in the most
PRO way possible...
Now, if you want a CV of what I have been doing / experience check out this
POST I made in 2008... 4 Years ago...
I have done a lot more since then, such as launched and made a success of the site that I speak of in my 'CV'
But anyhoo... If you wanna buy my sig, and get at least 10, but poss up to 15 posts a day from me, that utilise the knowledge that I have gained about porn (Since even BEFORE the internet) then hit me up...
Remember, its 10 / 15 QUALITY POSTS per day (Where I let my guard down) and talk from real experience... Throughout July... I wont mention poo, and will rep your company / product like a PRO !
WOOT WOOT !!!
So... Now you are all gagging for my sexy sig... How do you contact me?
Easy - All offers to ilikepoo ///AAATTT/// ilikepoo ///dawt/// com
THATS IS A REAL EMAIL ADDRESS...
Like I say, this is real, but still just for fun- If you want my sensible helpful biz posts, to carry your sig, then send me a $ offer via email...
Thankyou.. & Goodnight
