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Martin · 01-29-2011, 02:15 PM

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

Two in the front, three in the back, and all the rest in the ashtray.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What do you call the moisture between two white trash people having sex?

Relative humidity.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win gold in the Olympics?

Their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the U.S.

What's the difference between a fridge and a homo?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it.

What you got?

Martin · 01-29-2011, 02:18 PM

Btw i meant Racist jokes :P

Martin · 01-29-2011, 02:23 PM

What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?

An Afghani mechanic.

How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he's is still trying to back out of your driveway.

bushwacker · 01-29-2011, 02:25 PM

What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste. cha-ching

jalami · 01-29-2011, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste. cha-ching

What do American beer and making love in a canoe have in common?
They're both fucking close to water.

bushwacker · 01-29-2011, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jalami

What do American beer and making love in a canoe have in common?
They're both fucking close to water.

My beer joke was better.

JFK · 01-29-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

My beer joke was better.

I'm sure you know it from experience

AnimeFevers · 01-29-2011, 02:58 PM

Your last joke isn't a racist one lol...

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night??

Drop it nigga!

I'm not a racist guy btw, have black friends and they told me that joke.

GT-Omar · 01-29-2011, 03:02 PM

What does a Fat woman, and a brick have in common?

Sooner or later they'll both get laid by a Mexican...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-29-2011, 03:16 PM

A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society

*****

How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None, racists hate being enlightened.

ADG

L-Pink · 01-29-2011, 03:26 PM

Scientists have found the cause of sickle cell anemia ... licking food stamps.

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seeandsee · 01-29-2011, 03:32 PM

nigga please!

Martin · 01-29-2011, 04:42 PM

Lol awesome.

Martin · 01-29-2011, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society

*****

How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None, racists hate being enlightened.

ADG

Lighten up.

loreen · 01-29-2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

nigga please!

bronco67 · 01-29-2011, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

Btw i meant Racist jokes :P

Now you seem like an okay guy, because you can see spelling mistakes and correct them quickly.

Overload · 01-29-2011, 07:00 PM

racism = lack of self esteem ... and a reason for a ban ... when will you learn that skin color has NOTHING to do with a persons temper/ego etc ...

pristine · 01-29-2011, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload

racism = lack of self esteem ... and a reason for a ban ... when will you learn that skin color has NOTHING to do with a persons temper/ego etc ...

and your color?

L-Pink · 01-29-2011, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload

racism = lack of self esteem ... and a reason for a ban ... when will you learn that skin color has NOTHING to do with a persons temper/ego etc ...

I'm not racist, I jerk off to Black and Asian girls all the time.

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PornMD · 01-29-2011, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

Lighten up.

Wha? He's the only one in this thread who has told racist jokes.

Si · 01-29-2011, 08:32 PM

are homosexuals a race now?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-29-2011, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

Lighten up.

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Originally Posted by PornMD

Wha? He's the only one in this thread who has told racist jokes.

ADG

SmokeyTheBear · 01-29-2011, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

My beer joke was better.

cept it makes no sense since canadian beer is awesome.

SmokeyTheBear · 01-29-2011, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload

racism = lack of self esteem ... and a reason for a ban ... when will you learn that skin color has NOTHING to do with a persons temper/ego etc ...

what does any of that have to do with a good joke.

SmokeyTheBear · 01-29-2011, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

Two in the front, three in the back, and all the rest in the ashtray.

funny you should mention that joke on the challenger space shuttle anniversary , because thats when i originally heard it, cept it was " how many astronauts can nasa fit in a vw"

AaronM · 01-29-2011, 09:41 PM

A Cowboy, an Indian, and a Negro are at the typical fireside racial joke setting.

The Indians says: "Once we were many strong warrior, but now we are weak and few."

The Negro says: "Sheeeeeit nigga! Dat ain't nothin. Once we were few and now we are many STRONG BLACK BROTHAS!"

Cowboy: "That's because we haven't played Cowboys and Negros yet."

SmokeyTheBear · 01-29-2011, 09:41 PM

Q) What happens to a jew with a hardon if he runs into a wall ?

A) He breaks his nose.

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Q) how do you know a jew lives next door ?

A) wet toilet paper on the clothesline

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Q) What is the difference between a jew and a canoe ?

A) sometimes a canoe tips

AaronM · 01-29-2011, 09:45 PM

A Mexican, a Russian, and an American are at the campfire setting as above.

The Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila, takes a swig, throws the bottle in the air, and shoots it. The others look at him like WTF? Then he says: "We have much Tequila where I come from."

The Russian nods and pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes a swig, throws the bottle up and shoots it. "Where I come from, there is much Vodka!"

The American laughs, pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels, takes a swig, draws his gun, and shoots the Mexican.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-29-2011, 09:55 PM

ADG

The Porn Nerd · 01-30-2011, 12:27 AM

Okay:

How do you know you're a racist motherfucking idiot?
You spell 'racist' 'rasist'.

Martin · 01-30-2011, 12:44 AM

Share some more. Me and the fam are laughing our asses off.

L-Pink · 01-30-2011, 12:47 AM

Q: Why do black people only have nightmares?
A: Because the last one to have a dream was shot

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L-Pink · 01-30-2011, 12:52 AM

Q: What is the best part of an Etheopian blowjob?
A: You know she will swallow.

Not racist but wrong;

A little boy with no arms goes up to a icecream truck and asks the icecream man for an icecream. "What flavour would you like?" asked the man and the little boy replied "I dont care what fucking flavour it is I'm going to drop it anyway!"

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garce · 01-30-2011, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin

What's the difference between a fridge and a homo?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it.

What you got?

What's the difference between a microwave and a homo?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-30-2011, 02:20 AM

A couple for the casino indians...

Q: Why aren't there any Indians on Star Trek?
A: In the future they still don't have jobs...

Q: How do you piss off an Indian?
A: Hide his welfare check under his work boots...

One for the 7-11 indians...

Two Indian immigrants are chatting over coffee after having lived in Canada for a year each. Eventually the conversation leads to who of the two has adapted better to life in Canada, and which of the two they feel have been better accepted by Canadians in general. Obviously, both feel as though they have done a better job than the other. So they make a bet, and in one year's time they will revisit the bet and decide which of the two is more Canadian.

A year later the first guy steps up and says "I watch every Toronto Maple Leafs game, I love maple syrup on my pancakes, I drink Molson Canadian beer, and I love the noble beaver..."

The second guy shakes his head and says "Fucking Paki..."

jerryb · 01-30-2011, 03:34 AM

Crazy Ernie sez: "I'm not a racist ... I never go to NASCAR."

cooldude7 · 01-30-2011, 03:45 AM

Quote:

A Mexican, a Russian, and an American are at the campfire setting as above.

The Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila, takes a swig, throws the bottle in the air, and shoots it. The others look at him like WTF? Then he says: "We have much Tequila where I come from."

The Russian nods and pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes a swig, throws the bottle up and shoots it. "Where I come from, there is much Vodka!"

The American laughs, pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels, takes a swig, draws his gun, and shoots the Mexican.

Why did god create orgasms?
So nigga know when to stop.

cooldude7 · 01-30-2011, 03:49 AM

wtf with the forum

type n i g g e r s without space.,

it gets replaced.

Traxman · 01-30-2011, 04:04 AM

Don't try make this jokes with Thai.. they dont fight, they simple slice you with the knife instead.

1.
They just dicoverd a new ape race in Thailand, now the population shrinked by 80%.

2.
What does the monkeys in the caves in Krabi and the bar girls have in common ?

Both can wait countless hours for nuts and bananas.

maxxtro · 01-30-2011, 04:24 AM

jonnydoe · 01-30-2011, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

How do you fit four greeks on one chair?

Turn it upside down.

I'm gonna use that one.

Danmixz · 01-30-2011, 05:57 AM

Q: How do you kill a black man ?

A: Smash the toilet seat over his head while he is getting a drink of water...

bushwacker · 01-30-2011, 08:15 AM

What's the definition of renig?

When they change shifts at burger king.

Owner · 01-30-2011, 08:17 AM

how come only blacks can play basketball?

because you have to steal, run, and shoot

AaronM · 01-30-2011, 11:27 AM

What has 8 legs and yells "Ho de doe, ho de doe!"

4 blacks running for the elevator.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Mexican?

The bucket.

How do you babysit black kids?

Put Velcro on the ceiling and allow them to jump on the bed.

Oprah Winfrey, Samuel L. Jackson, and the Pope are out on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat hits a rock and starts to sink.

Oprah yells: "Save the children!"

Samuel yells: "Fuck the children!"

The Pope asks: "Do you think we have time?"

What do Mexicans and cue balls have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get.

brassmonkey · 01-30-2011, 11:29 AM

nice thread

AaronM · 01-30-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

nice thread

Pretty tame thread so far. Maybe we should kick it up a notch?

AaronM · 01-30-2011, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

A couple for the casino indians...

Q: Why aren't there any Indians on Star Trek?
A: In the future they still don't have jobs...

Why aren't there any black people on the Jetsons?

Who cares? The future's looking brighter.

Why are the no blacks in The Flintstones?

The were still monkeys.

HBKKH · 01-30-2011, 11:41 AM

What does an Indian girl say when she is being raped? Dad you're crushing my smokes.

TurboAngel · 01-30-2011, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society

*****

How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None, racists hate being enlightened.

ADG

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Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Rasist jokes. Lets hear them. How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle? Two in the front, three in the back, and all the rest in the ashtray. What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy? Neighbor. What do you call the moisture between two white trash people having sex? Relative humidity. Why doesn't Mexico ever win gold in the Olympics? Their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the U.S. What's the difference between a fridge and a homo? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it. What you got?

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	A Mexican, a Russian, and an American are at the campfire setting as above. The Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila, takes a swig, throws the bottle in the air, and shoots it. The others look at him like WTF? Then he says: "We have much Tequila where I come from." The Russian nods and pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes a swig, throws the bottle up and shoots it. "Where I come from, there is much Vodka!" The American laughs, pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels, takes a swig, draws his gun, and shoots the Mexican. Last edited by AaronM; 01-29-2011 at 09:48 PM..

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