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What has 8 legs and yells "Ho de doe, ho de doe!"
4 blacks running for the elevator.
What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Mexican?
The bucket.
How do you babysit black kids?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and allow them to jump on the bed.
Oprah Winfrey, Samuel L. Jackson, and the Pope are out on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat hits a rock and starts to sink.
Oprah yells: "Save the children!"
Samuel yells: "Fuck the children!"
The Pope asks: "Do you think we have time?"
What do Mexicans and cue balls have in common?
The harder you hit them, the more English you get.
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