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Old 01-29-2011, 02:15 PM  
Martin
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Rasist jokes. Lets hear them.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

Two in the front, three in the back, and all the rest in the ashtray.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What do you call the moisture between two white trash people having sex?

Relative humidity.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win gold in the Olympics?

Their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the U.S.

What's the difference between a fridge and a homo?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it.

What you got?
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